ITT: We pretend to be The Rick and the Morty
>Religon is a lie Morty RUBADUBDUB!
Religion is a disease. Religious people should be classified as lunatics.
something something don't have kids something something
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXyhkKHF9E0
I mean seriously, is this considered stand up? Its an hour straight of him trying to be a shitlord irl.
It's him trying to make the alt-right look as uncringey as possible but failing miserably
Fuck off dude, nobody cares who you are or whatever 15 minutes of fame you thought you had.
>is this considered stand up?
If you're not enough of an intellectual to understand it there's no use teaching you.
So what did you all think of the premiere? I think it's promising, but I could see then jumping the shark very easily.
No r or m words please, you know what they are.
>>81322963
Szechuan
Why do western cartoon writers feel the need to solve everything in one episode?
I'm through 3 seasons of this so far and the quality is still very high and I'm enjoying this so much but every person who recommended this to me said it gets really bad later on. Were they all just wrong or is it the general consensus that the first 3 seasons are GOAT and everything else gets noticeably worse?
It won't affect whether or not I continue watching it, because this is the best experience I have ever had watching a show but I'm just curious.
>>81322446
I stopped watching after season 3. I like a good show but I need resolution from time to time. Couldn't stand the constant bullshittery. As a result I have actively avoided anything with Damon Lindelof has been attached to since, expect Prometheus, and I even hate that to a degree because it reminded me of my Lost frustrations of 2007
Season 5 is where the show gets weird
Season 6 is where the show takes a nosedive in quality
it starts getting ridiculous around season 4
season 5 isn't too bad the first time you watch it because it gives a lot of details on the dharma initiative. if you ever rewatch the show you'll probably hate s5 though (i do, it's so fucking bad)
season 6 is a travesty
Why the fuck is she still on the show?
>>81321926
Better yet:
>Why the fuck is this STILL a show?
>>81321926
>in her 20s
>has middle-aged woman tits
>>81321955
People keep watching it hoping that it will get better. It never does.
>You will never drive behind a log truck because of this scene.
That's unlikely to ever happen due to industry guidelines for properly securing loads.
>You'll never drive behind a brick truck because of that one videoyou know the one
What kind of porn did Mulder jerk off too?
>>81321507
fpbp
>>81321458
Red shoe diaries. Obviously.
Has anyone noticed an influx of new kinds of ppl since IMDB closed their boards to discussing movies?
>>81320674
nope. You're just insecure and projecting.
No, but I did notice an increase of plebs since baneposting took off
>>81320674
Any alternative for that after movie experience?
Haven't looked into it much but it used to be cool just going to imdb because many of the posts were funny like here, the mix of shitposting and series Mark Kermode wannabes getting wound up was gold .
Now all the "reviews" are hugely ass kissing every shitty film ever.
thoughts on Cracked.com?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsoColickWY
used to be good, isn't anymore.
Their "personal experiences"-section can be interesting.
SEVEN REASONS WHY DRUMPF WILL MAKE THE "MAD MAX: FURY ROAD" WORLD A REALITY
>Has an invisible jet and can literally defy the laws of gravity
>Still flies Turkish Air
B R A V O S N Y D E R
>>81319955
>>Has an invisible jet
no she doesn't
>and can literally defy the laws of gravity
she can jump good, but she can't fly.
>>81319989
winrar /thread
https://youtu.be/pS7JBHxdxko
>tfw I want to make a web series on youtube
>tfw even I know I'm ugly af and not pleasing to appear on camera
>tfw I don't know anybody that wants to act in this
How can I deal with this type of situation, brahs?
>>81319266
Suicide probably
Just kill yourself my man
>>81319415
>>81319337
this
become an hero and livestream it OP
Bane?
dead meme
was never funny
please kill yourself
Bane?
>news cant be kin-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpx_u8XwhbI
>>81318320
I thought that was Shoko Asahara
Great vid OP. Crappy day but it cheered me up alot
[BARK BARK BARK]
How did he get so many girlfriends?
confidence
"I work for the Yankees"
"Can we meet all the players?!"
"Uhhhh sure"
>>81317225
He was a fictional character on a fictional television program and the writers decided to give him fictional gfs
Remakes better than the original
>>81316896
Thats bullshit and you know it anon.
pic related is the only correct answer
>>81317076
There has to be others?