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>>84346014
Mischa Barton used to be so sexy bros

>>84346094
she gone crazy :(

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>>84345961
At the end someone would quip "we should've flown the eagles" and Gandalf would give a witty retort that doesn't really explain why but shuts up the redditors anyway

>asian Merri
>black Sam
>hispanic Pippin
>gay Gandalf
>legolas a female
>make gimli a racist who falls in love with legolas, curing his racist ways
>arwen is a white hispanic
>orcs are white

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>>84346136
>orcs are white

Tolkein literally made a white orc

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>date guy who roids
>surprised when he roid rages

>>84345824
I dislike Sansa a little less every year.

>>84345870
thanks for sharing false flagging sandrawhale.

>>84345773
watchmen was pretentious shite
300 was at least enjoyable

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What;s the point of this thread?

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Shine (1996)
Julien Donkey-Boy

Shine is much better.

A Beautiful Mind.

>>84345802
>Julien Donkey-Boy

Chloe Sevigny's ugliest role

Dildo Dragins the keeper of the ringer

>>84345719
Drizzt Do'Urden

>>84345878
>Drizzt Do'Urden

literally who from literally what

im stiff for siff

is she arms hairy?

i need to suck and sniff siff snatch!

>>84345671
anybody who has the jumpscare of the century in one of his films is definitely a troll and will forever be.

>>84345724
this

>>84345671
I don't know, Tucker has gotten a couple of college professors fired.

Pleb trash that teenagers love because it's so edgy and has that 70s or 80s purple palm aesthetic.

>>84345353
yeah, I liked it
it can be over the top, it gets more ridiculous as it goes on
but definitely fun to watch

favorite scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVZ1fuRFOk

underage &b
sage this kuk

>>84345312
Sam Worthington, perfect forgettable face.

>>84345354
I just switched tabs after googling his face and I've already forgotten it.

Idris Elba

I'm genuinely afraid of watching this because I might find it too entertaining and go full gay. That'd be very inconvenient for me.

>he's a closeted homosexual in america


SAD

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>>84345345

It's mostly that I don't want to be called a SJW or whatever. I know, insecure, but some of the people I hang out with are...loud. I'm not closeted, though.

>>84345309

join the dark side.

also, Willam is best queen.

>>84345125
Makes me wish Rick Moranis had less typecasted roles because he was great being an asshole in this. Guy clearly had a lot of talent as an actor that rarely got utilized before he retired I hope he makes a comeback someday.

>>84345284

Well his kids are grown up so he can presumably do whatever he wants now. He'd be great with someone like Wes Anderson, and its a pity David Lynch never got him.

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>>84345125
>What do you think tv?
>tfw no prime Diane Lane gf

WUBALUBADUBDUB BITCHES HAHA YEAH *buuurrp*

>>84345001
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

But Futurama was actually funny

>>84344994
I think you already know the answer. If you aren't a feminist patting yourself on the back or a white knight beta cuck doing the same, there isn't much to get out of it.

>>84344994
>Watched the first episode of this and thought it was so painfully on the nose it hurt, found myself rolling my eyes a lot.
Don't put your face so close to the screen next time

>>84344994
At the time the novel came out, nuclear war, feminist sex terror, and the ascendency of Christian fundamentalists were all relevant and much-discussed things. Who thinks any of this is relevant now?

The claustrophobic caving stuff was ok. The gollums were dogshit.

Good up until the one girl sees a creature at the edge of the water. It goes downhill when they get attacked.

why didn't the feminazis champion this as their movie?

all these strong tomb raider women.