Clean up, wagie.
Does anyone else leave grumpy dumpies if the movie isn't that great?
As the employer, let me recap OP's interview for a wagie position in my kinoplex:
>dressed unprofessionally
>unkempt facial hair
>wearing a hat
>on and off college for 10 years
>pre-engineering major
>1.4 gpa
>couldn't lift at least 30 lbs worth of weight
>no skills
>no experience
I'm sorry, anon. Just because you're "really interested in movies" doesn't mean you're qualified for this job in my kinoplex. You see that guy over there? His name is Robert, one of my best employees. Man makes $14.50 an hour in addition to whatever tips he makes. If I was married, I'd let him plow my wife while I watched. That boy can have whatever woman he wants. In fact, I already gave him your mother's phone number from your one listed referral. Don't even bother calling your mother to pick you up, Robert's shift is almost over. He'll drive you home and very likely make your mother happy again after dinner.
CLEAN
IT
UP,
WAGIE
ITT: Characters who would post on /tv/
>>79535307
Everyone on TBBT would be Reddit.
>>79535366
Reddit loathes TBBT, though.
It's undeniably 4chan culture.
it's been almost 17 years. How does it hold up?
>>79535179
I was entertained.
Echos in Eternity
it's too long, horribly paced and overacted
Who is the nickleback of television?
>>79535054
Kevin James
Survivor
Is that sam hyde
>ending the movie before finding out if fucking nuclear bombs will kill 10 million or not
Literally the whole fucking movie hinged on that fucking plot. What in the FUCK were they THINKING?
Is this one where sam Jackson's neighbors are WMBF and he like tries to kill them?
>>79535005
How do you guys find the time to watch mediocre movies?
>>79535117
>being a wageslave
ITT: brainlet repellant
>>79534961
It was the Ren & Stimpy of anime.
What is The Sopranos of anime?
>>79535453
Madoka
How do you want your Batmobile senpai?
>>79534842
>Play Arkham Knight
>call Batmobile
>Go outside, go for a run, talk to my neighbor, wash my dog, sunbathe for ten hours
>go back inside
>Game complete, 100% trophies
JUST
>>79534997
GUN
Fauxlivia was hotter imo. But didn't that season suck?
I should rewatch this show, I don't remember most of it
>>79534739
left > right
>>79534739
both shit
This show is fucking hilarious
It's not really that great. But it's better than I expected and strange enough to be interesting.
I liked it, but "fucking hilarious" is a stretch. It kept me interested based on plot & characters but it wasn't actually that funny, there were many points where the only thing marking it as a "comedy" was the loud, exaggerated sitcom-speech of the actors.
Raylan Givens dug coal for this?
Who else watches movies at 1.10x speed?
I started doing it last week and it's great because
>You save time because the movie goes faster
>The speed up difference is impossible to notice
And don't post memes about watching "kinos" at 1.5x or even 1.25x speed, because the difference there is pretty obvious and sucks.
>not 1.11x
>>79534561
agree
3.00x is pleb
Would you kids like to come with me?
>>79534472
Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!
>>79534541
>>79534472
My knob tastes funny.
As a Britbong this scene was even more hilarious because knob is a slang term here for penis.
Give me more podcast kino like Cum Town. It could be more thematical as long as they have a similar style and humor
>>79534430
literally nothing
cum town is something really unique, I autistically re-listen to all the episodes. There really isn't anything like it, just how casual and funny it is.
I am a big shill for the show
>>79534430
my man i was just listening to the last one
they're getting better and better
how many yall like sex?
So which one did you prefer, John Wick 1 or 2 /tv/?
1, I prefer its first half hour before the action begins.
>>79534334
Two did better at establishing the universe/mythos of the assassins, but the action wasn't as good as the first. There are a lot of scenes where he's out in the open and his assailant just misses all the shots. They also gave him magical kevlar as a cop out to assist in this. In the first he was always behind cover or using people to cover himself, etc.
>>79535073
Really? I thought the gunplay was a lot better in this one than the first.
He was constantly reloading, and checking ammo.
Also, I dont know whether it was still CG blood but it was much better than ones
ITT: /tv/ confessions
I've never seen a Terrence Malick film but I'm responsible for 75% of the shitposts that reference his films.
Your turn friendo.
I don't watch tv or movies, but I shitpost about the ones that look stupid by parroting things other people have said about them
>>79534386
So 80% of /tv/ then.
>>79534386
/tv/: The Post
Did Tom really deserve all the shit he got every single episode?
>>79534185
live action adaptation when?
>>79534185
The three musketeers one always rustled my Jimmy's. Tom didn't deserve such a grim punishment.
>>79534185
They were both assholes. The both got everything they deserved. Whenever Jerry was being a dick, he got punished for it. Whenever Tom was being a dick, he got punished for it.