what does teevee think of Criminal Minds?
My girlfriend is way into it and has kept insisting I watch it. I kept finding reasons not to without telling her I thought ti would be total shit, but finally ran out of excuses and started it up.
I'm halfway through Season 1 and I don't hate it. It seems a bit better than CSI, NCIS, and the slew of other police procedurals. I even like it better than Law and Order and SVU. That said, it has some real obnoxious writing in it, and it seems like it's targeted at complete fucking retards.
I really like that it's not focused on the useless drama between castmates and more on the case, but I feel like that's really going to change at some point around Season 3.
I have dropped it a few times and gone back to it over the years
Im dropping it for good now because this season they hired Hotch and the Derek actor left right before that, almost none of the original cast is left
Its fairly solid until season 6/7 when they clearly run out of ideas and it goes pure retardation, if you think the writing is obnoxious now just wait
First time I dropped it is when they had a serial killer that turned people into a marionettes
If you can make it past that it picks up again for a little bit
Sadly they cant seem to keep a hold of the really good actors
Also the Garcia bitch triggers my tism
I have a soft spot for mediocre procedurals. It's OK but keeps bleeding its stronger regular characters and the writing is definitely going into the toilet. They should've let Thomas Gibson kick whoever he wants on the set just to keep him on the show. JJ a cute.
there was a good episode in season one with an arsonist and an enya song to open the episode. real fantastic opening scene.
chicano reconquista edition
lel bad 24
>>80216019
it's cheesy but it's entertaining
>be president
>get shot
LOL THEY ACTUALLY DID LET HIM GET SHOT
I thought they'd at least go for the wife
do you have faith in the new Universal monsters universe?
nah
>>80215796
>the new Universal monsters universe
>Universal universe
>>80215796
>the new Universal monsters universe
Does this universe include Dracula Untold and Victor Frankenstein?
If so, then the answer is a resounding FUCK NO.
Why does Fox make such shit movies?Alien is going to be trashI'm still going to watch it
Name ONE (1) iconic film scene from the 21st century
>>80215500
Le bane on da plane xD
>>80215500
That's not how the Force works
>>80215500
for frodo
Why does she wear the mask?
old pseudo meme
>>80215468
A lot of loyalty for a movie nobody liked.
>>80215528
I liked Harley Quinn if you know what I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mk8Cadrtks
>An undercover MI6 agent (Charlize Theron) is sent to Berlin during the Cold War to investigate the murder of a fellow agent and recover a missing list of double agents.
could be a decent action movie
>>80215415
>undercover
>wears halloween wig
>>80215415
>Charlize fucking Sofia Butella.
It already has my money.
arghhgghhghh my JOHNSON!!
>he still watches movies
>he doesn't just buy physical dvds and melt them while inhaling the fumes to the get the entire experience directly into his body permanently
>>80215302
haha you weird bro xd
Ummmmmm
Ok
>>80215302
>xhe
fixd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5wwIIGO0L4
Why?
Fuck you cis white male, women and minorities are taking over this industry and there's nothing you can do about it
>>80215060
Looks pretty funny desu
Sexist /pol/ tourists will hate on it without even watching the trailer tho
>>80215060
I was more miffed by the casual drug use. I mean, its not that funny I guess. I don't care if they make a movie with all women for women.
Poster Kino.
>>80215530
how is that guy hanging onto the sharp part of the blade?
Joe Somebody is a good film with a nice message.
Did you just call me, BLOB!?
>>80214963
I sure as shit didn't call you for dinner you fat fuck.
>>80214963
I watch RLM too OP, xD
Did you just call me Butt Dad?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA BRUH OMG
HAHAHHAAHAHHAA HOLY FUCKING
I CAN'T FUKCING BREATHE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
I'M FUCKING DYING HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH HOLY SHIT OMFG LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE
It's actually not that funny, OP.
>>80214773
Can I get a side-by-side comparison with the JUSt hair please
Is this dudeweedkino?
100%. One of the best comedies of the 2000s with one solid sequel and one shit sequel
>>80214719
Why was the third movie so bad? I saw it in the theater and I remember substantially more scenes of Lt. Dangle, some nu-male, and a baby than I do of the fucking title characters.
>>80214481
The cheetah scene is beyond stupid and how fucking long is that cop driving around looking for them at the end whilst they assemble a hang glider?
It goes from pitch black dark of night to day time seemingly in an instant. Was the cop just driving around for 6 hours looking for them and only got to them just as they assembled the hang glider?
Ruh Roh
>>80214429
Yeah, have yet to read a single review that hasn't shit all over it. Not really surprised either, haven't had much hope since they announced Finn Jones. Guy doesn't look like he's ever thrown a punch in his life.
>KUNG FU SHOW DOESN'T HAVE AN ASIAN!
>WE AREN'T RACIST BUT THIS SHOW IS!
>WHO CARES IF WE WANT THEM TO DO AN ASIAN KUNG FU MASTER STEREOTYPE!
>it's an scene with Andy singing or playing any instrument
>longer than 5 seconds
Is Andy the worst character?
I'm sorry I annoyed you with my friendship
>it's an Andy gets cucked scene
>>80214412
I didn't like him until his final line in the last episode. That hit hard.
>ywn get the satisfaction of grabbing the last copy of a new release ever again
>tfw you missed it
I for one, welcome the internet.
>>80214023
>ywn be a retarded boomer using death technology
feels GREAT man
>ywn be a little kid and walk down those aisles that seem endless ever again
>ywn stand in front of that one shelf, see a movie that looks interesting to you, grab it, then look down the aisle both ways, seeing how long the shelf is, realize that there are like 5 more (2 sided) rows the same length, and feel the satisfaction of knowing that you managed to find something you wanted in the vast library of tapes
>ywn get home and feel the further satisfaction of enjoying the movie you rented while eating delicious pizza and drinking Coke