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why didn't anybody tell me that Spider-Man 3 was pure kino?
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>>85956876
i love these scences so much and i dont even know the context since i havent seen the movie
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There's this really weird phenomenon where movie characters will do something stupid and you are supposed to laugh at how stupid it is. Think like Batman & Robin or Adam Sandler films. People see these, they laugh at how stupid it is (as was the intention of the film) and then they act like they're smarter than the movie. Peter was a dweeb trying to act cool and that is precisely why this scene works, but the average viewer sees it and decides that the movie itself made a failed attempt at being cool.
I have actually witnessed RedLetterMedia laugh their asses off at Adam Sandler jokes while simultaneously trying to explain why Adam Sandler isn't funny.
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>>85956876
everyone tries to cite this as why it's bad and I just ask "why?" and they can never explain why.
fucking retards who watch shit armchair critics like jeremy jahns or nostalgia critic are a plague
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Let's have a discussion about American Psycho without any shitposting or dubs.
Was it all in his head? Is he really a villain?
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>>85956792
It is impossible to escape its memetic field.
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>>85956792
I'm sorry OP but it was such a shit movie that any discussion of the "film" is de facto shot posting
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>First seasons are tame and bland
>Starts going batshit insane
>It's fucking great
What's her name, /tv/?
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Rick and Morty
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>>85956707
Star Wars the Clone Wars.
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American Dad was truly awful early on, then it got great.
Weird that the first few replies are of animated shows.
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>I can't even land the shoeshine guy
poor girl was single the entire series...
would /tv/ also reject Shauna Malwae-Tweep?
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>>85956704
he picked april over this?
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>>85956704
Hell no. I've had a thing for Allison Becker since I Love The 80's.
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>>85956704
Can rip my dick off anyday
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Who is the best bond girl?
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Eva Green and those big fat mommy milkers
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Diana Rigg
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>>85956145
The newest Moneypenny
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Who could pull off the adaptation?
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>>85955929
This was no joke one of my favorite games back in the day.
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>>85955929
one of the first games to do the powers + shooter thing well
so i'd say.... wong kar wai
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>>85955929
another great xbox game
original xbox is official console of /tv/
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Give me the quick rundown on Katharine Hepburn. I read that the American Film Institute named her the greatest female star of Classic Hollywood. Can any film historians elaborate on why she deserves this title more than anyone from the same era?
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Overrated. Ingrid is better.
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>>85956023
the seventh seal is way overrated she's trash
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>>85956072
>the seventh seal
Why was Khan white?
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WE
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>white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmpnidUx9pA
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>>85955643
Why did they fuck up the chronology of kahn? according to the movie he was cryogenically frozen in 1943, makes no fucking sense.
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He literally did nothing wrong
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was he the one that killed the jew?
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FUCK HITLER
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neither did he.
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Pretensious, the movie
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>>85955631
No that was Passengers.
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>>85955798
No, passengers was just fucking dumb.
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This movie is dumb assfuck. Only normies think it's intelligent.
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ITT: Movies that /tv/ tricked into watching
Pic related; it was horribly boring and shit. I remember seeing plenty of posts here saying "it's the best horror film of the year!" well then fuck those fucking guys. This sucks.
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>>85955416
>it was horribly boring and shit
Plebian.
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>>85955460
Name 1 good thing about the movie other than photography
protip: you can't
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>>85955489
The acting, and also the the realism. It seemed to me, as someone that doesn't know anything about spells or rituals, or the occult in general, that it was pretty realistic. Also the pacing was fine, things started to pick up reasonably well and the delivery was fine.
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>drug addict
>lonely
>dresses plainly
Is elliot /our guy/?
S3 trailer: https://youtube.com/watch?v=CmtaZ8sOfbk
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No. This shit is fucking embarassing tier.
Go back to www.reddit.com and don't ever post here again
Fuck off
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>>85955309
he's had sex though
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>fucks a drug bitch in the first episode
fuck off
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The Wire The Shield Fuck the sopranos Breaking Bad Fuck better call saul southland is mehh
> i need a crime drama recommendation & where the fuck the crime dramas gone only thing on now that is good is narcos
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>including madmen with Sopranos
Git out
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>>85955275
Just rewatch the shield it's pretty goat
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>>85955388
Is this real life?
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From Memory - Describe the Plot of Avengers: AOU
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Well?
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Ok so like, movie shows us that Avengers have been hunting down this Stroker cunt for a while but they never show us that and they are supposed to be friends now. Also, Widow can apparently calm Hulk for some fucking reason. A couple of quips later and Wanda does some magic shit to Stark to make him feel fear which makes him build Ultron but this never gets adressed later which makes Tony's argument in Civil War invalid by default because he is the cunt who fucking built Ultron in the first place yet acts like it's the Avengers fault that Shitkovia happened.
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>>85955246
Tony and Bruce build a robot that is supposed to protect the world but instead it tries to destroy it.
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>>85955246
I only remember that Iron Man built an AI that became evil or some shit. Can't really remember what anyone else did besides Quicksilver dying and Hawkeye doing some 4th wall quipping
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has anyone else watched literally everything they can think of or care to watch. i have, im not saying ive watched everything ever, just every thing i could find that sounds interesting. ive consumed all the television and film that interests me. now i read alot but sometimes i just want to watch something as
I drift off to sleep. i have a near photographic memory and repeat viewings of things bore me. i now just fall asleep to whippoorwill noises on youtube.
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being (You) must be suffering
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I only watch movies with my dad once a week and now I have a cool tv system. It's pretty ironic.
Need to watch some noir I think, I like them a lot.
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>>85955069
I often find myself in this state but I have no problems with repeat viewings of my top media, usually is enough to satiate me until new media becomes available.
One thing you could try is foreign television and film, Danes, for example, make some good medias