ITT: The last movie you watched and how was it
I'll start: pic related and it was 80's as fuck
Alien: Covenant.
Mediocre as hell. Like a perfect example of a 5/10 movie.
Shit story, even shittier lead. At least a guy got pegged and then killed. 4/10 would not watch again.
>>85762964
>Til Schweiger
>shitty
Someone's got sore nazi balls.
>right wing comedy
>lefty comedy
>>85762803
haha I made a spy thriller show but the joke is it's really badly made XD XD
Tim blew Sam Hyde the fuck out.
The best "comedians" the right can come up with are people like Steven Crowder, people who write "abstinence columns" and whose idea of a "joke" is picking up impoverished Mexican day laborers and then telling them they're going to ruin their lives by reporting them to ICE. What a hilarious "joke", wow these guys acting like massive pieces of shit really gets me going.
what true detective season2 should have been
https://youtu.be/407GVB88b60
>showing Manson even though Manson never killed anyone and was convicted on conspiracy to murder
>Adapted from a book with FBI agents
>70s
How many black people will be on it? Really curious how will Netflix flip this.
>>85762881
doesn't look like there's many from the trailer desu senpai
*Drops out of production*
>be good in the 90s
>become a hack ever since
Why
>spend years shopping The Strain around trying to get it picked up
>direct 1 (ONE) episode out of 4 seasons
>>85762545
>Be Guillermo
>Have interesting ideas and incredible creature designs
>Despite acclaim, his movies don't make money so studios dont fund him.
I wish faggots would stop pretending like he takes on a bunch of projects then drops out because he's an asshole; its a business and having multiple stuff in the works guarantees that one of them could be made.
>yfw he will never make 3D Mountains of Madness with Based Jim Cameron and Tom "Can't Bruise" Cruise
Will any of them break out and have a big acting career?
>>85762450
That depends.
How many of them are Jewish?
>>85762592
One of the characters is a Jew
>>85762450
Finn most likely.
Millie and Noah both have a chance
Is this pro torture propaganda?
Yes. Its well known that torture didn't lead us to finding Osama, but this movie tries it's best to convince us thats the case
Ugh, Im only 6 minutes into this movie and its already using the laziest form of exposition, "characters telling eachother things they already know"
>"YOU GOT ARRESTED WITH EXPLOSIVES IN YOUR HOUSE!"
Wow, fucking brilliant writing
>>85762699
a woman made it.
What are some flicks about Modern Men?
>>85762221
This image seems to have been made by a very petty, bitter person
>>85762273
>t. gobsmacked, estro-(((((male)))))
>>85762221
Gran Torino
this is fucking awful
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>>85761329
>>85761362
I LIKE TO
>>85761329
I enjoyed Hannibal until it became an arthouse titwank, figured this would go the same way so I never bothered with it.
I noticed all after that "muslim gods gaysex each other" headline stunt all the big sites seem to stop talking about it, so I assume the show stinks.
What Johnny Depp movie should I download?
>No Pirates or Fear and Loathing
Nightmare on elm street
secret window
Platoon
Why was Satan in the MCU?
Because Asgard was actually Hel
>>85761283
>>85761023
>>85761283
>>85761478
I LIKE TO
What trilogy best suits this picture?
star wars OT
>>85760810
The Star Wars prequels
Robocop
this show is reddit, and you are reddit for watching it
>>85760803
wubba lubba dub dubs
>>85760803
this
I didn't realise this was such an insecurity or problem for some people? Can you give me one single rational reason why you should be embarassed to go to the theatre alone?
Popcorn mines
>>85760762
>>85760942
W-wait what? Is that a real thing? I've never come across that
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic directed by Oliver Stone?
Bradley Cooper.
Christopher Walken in a fatsuit.
>>85760679
Jonah Hill
>main plot hook is about a bug that makes you mean climbing out of Vicky's ass, making Vicky act super nice
>ends with it climbing back up her ass and her becoming mean again
Not even /d/ has anal bug-rape mind control, what the fuck.
>>85760507
I was half convinced this episode was just some weird fucked up dream I'd had as a kid.
Why does this exist.
>Not even /d/ has anal bug-rape mind control
>Implying
>>85760612
Fuckin disgusting.source?