Mary Elizabeth Winstead can't act.
>>85893923
she can act on my dick if you know what I mean
No but I bet she has a vagina
i want to make caramel colored babies with MEW desu
What the fuck was his problem?
Bowie pegged him.
Handheld gaming systems
>>85893628
/fa/ggot here, that suit clearly
I hope Mike won't try to make another feature film.
>>85893419
not for while. he's only recently emotionally recovered from Space Cop
>rip on "intentionally bad" movies all the time
>make intentionally bad movie
Literally what were they thinking?
>>85893419
He needs to stick to what he's good at, being a nobody on youtube.
Pic has some options, but of course these are not the only ones.
>>85893405
Ray Wise
Reaper
Brimstone
Constantine
Devil's Advocate
Angel ("The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco")
The Stand
Angelheart
Prophecy
Married...With Children
The Simpsons
Twilight Zone (Howling Man)
The Witches of Eastwick
All Dogs Go to Heaven
Tenancious D and the Pick of Destiny
Legend
Bedazzled(2000)
Prince of Darkness
The Devil Rides Out
South Park
Supernatural
The Adventures of Mark Twain
Little Nicky
End of Days
The Evil
Last Temptation of Jesus Christ
Passion of the Christ
Needful Things
Futurama
El día de la bestia (1995)
Rosemary's Baby
The Imaginarium of dr Parnassuss
Winter's Tale
Haxan
Fantasia
Bedazzled(1967)
Spawn
Xena
Devil
Ninth Gate
Oh God You Devil!
This is the End
The Story of Mankind
Ghost Rider
Tales of the Hood
God the Devil and Bob
Powerpuff Girls
Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance
The Devil and Daniel Webster
American Horror Story
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Saturday Night Live
Twilight Zone (A Nice Place To Visit)
Lucifer
Tom and Jerry
Diabel(The Devil 1972)
The Bible mini-series
The VVitch
Brimstone and Treacle
Forbidden Zone
The Apple
>>85893506
Holy moly
Name a better war film.
I'll wait.
dumbkirk
>>85893362
Apocalypse Now
inb4 I'm wrong. Incorrect. You are.
>>85893375
Is it worth watching?
>Tom hardy stepping out onto windy Dunkirk beach after heroically shooting down kraut planes in a raf bomber jacket, the breeze whipping his hair majestically
Im not gay but did anyone else feel a strong desire to fall asleep in his big strong british arms
>>85893268
I need that fucking coat goddamn
bravo nolan btw
A light 8/10, huge step up from his previous films
And you think this gives him power over you?
What was Francis Begbie doing in the Weimar Republic?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>85893177
Gassing cunts.
>>85893177
>>85893279
same timeline ?
*breathes in*
This is photoshopped, Idris Elba is always kino.
>>85893214
Can movies like this one single-handedly destroy a career?
>>85893285
Yes RIP
Is anyone else angry that Archer went from being so good to so fucking horrible. Why do writers keep murdering shows by switching from individual episodes to season long plot arcs
>>85892867
I watched like two episodes of the new season and lost interest
>>85892979
Same. Archer is one of my favorite shows and Im usually fully invested in every episode but Im watching the new season for the first time and browsing 4chan while it plays in the background. They made it so fucking boring and the whole "all of our jokes are now rely on the irony of intentional corniness" falls so flat. Im actually really upset they fucked it up this badly.
Wait, I stopped watching Archer after the shrinking episode? Is it shit now?
Just watched this and wow, it's pretty fucking boring and overrated.
I don't mind slashers and horror flicks (I enjoyed Halloween and Texas Chainsaw Massacre a lot) but this was so dull. Half of the movies is these retards going out in the rain one by one and getting killed offscreen. I wouldn't mind if there were some creative kills or tense atmosphere but there's none.
How did this get regarded as a classic? The way I see it's just a shitty poor man's Halloween.
>>85892767
because you watched it too late and were spoiled by almost 40 years of slashers that came after it and were inspired by it.
>>85892975
That doesn't explain why I enjoyed Halloween
It basically gave birth to every slasher trope in existence but still was an enjoyable movie at it's core.
Friday 13th is just bad
>>85893028
>>85893028
friday the 13th was never the best in the series, and i don't think anyone would ever say that. the other movies will have the more creative kills you're looking for.
friday the 13th wasn't a legendary movie, it was a legendary series.
Yo bro what u looking for i got that sweet Leaks what u want
>>85892608
its been leaked for 8 hours u fucking downer
lookan for dem epi 5 bruv
>people love blacks dude lmao xDDD
>>85892184
>Blacks will love it
>>85892184
Idris Elba is the only nigger I would fug
Is there a TV consensus on rick and Morty?
or is it reddit (pic related)
Ahh, not so fast Morty. You heard Caitlyn Jenner, we’ve got acceptance to achieve Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes the president, and sometimes the supreme court but NEVER the legislature! You wanna know why Morty? Because they FEAR me.
>OK, take it easy, Rick! Th-that's dark.
Oh it gets darker Morty... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more representative government Morty. They threatened to vote against me in Congress, so I made your Congressman and the Senate go away...
>Ohhh fuck...
I repla-burp-ced them both with the defacto-platform of the progressives, AND the democrats.
>Oh man...
The left wouldn’t have accepted me if I wasn't an oppressed minority. So now you know the REAL reason I need everyone to know what's going on inside my bedroom!
>Ohhhh-woah...
I JUST TOOK OVER THE LEFT WING PARTY MORTY!
>Oh man.
And if you tell your Congressman or Senator I said any of this, I’ll DENY it.
>You'll deny it...
And they’ll take my side, because I’m in the hierarchy of intersectionality, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out date cis-gender people, without telling them, Morty.
>Wh-what are you talking about?
Because that’s, that's what this is all about Morty!
>Dating?
Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by equality
Morty, that was FAKE!
I-I’m driven by pronoun microagressions those, misgendering lawsuits.
>Lawsuits?
I want them pronouns, Morty.
>Them?
That’s my supreme court Morty!
>What the Hell?
If it takes 9 justices, I WANT MY ACCEPTANCE,
>What're you talking about Rick?
ACCEPTANCE, TOLERANT ACCEPTANCE MORTY!
>What're you talking about?
TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! JUDGE, 9 MORE JUDGES MORTY!
>Misgendering?!
9 MORE JUDGES UNTIL I GET THAT ZE/ZER PRONOUN!
>What is that?!
FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY!!
>What are you talking about?!
I WANT THAT ACCEPTANCE!!!
>>85891944
This is our official consensus.
>>85891944
>spending time on reddit and saving this image
You have to go back
This is my favorite movie of all time. Say something nice about it please
it's shit
i like when the guy fought all those guys
it's good
Hai, hai, yoku yatta Suriterinu, yoku yatta Suriterinu.
SHIKASHI!
>extreme close up to Snape's eyes
"NANDATO?!?!"
ダンブルドアの税制は何だったの
It's Surizarin, not Suriterinu.