How is he always right about everything?
Is that the renowned skinhead, Steven Crowder?
>>80058714
He's the Brain. For two seasons, at least.
Is shilling part of your job Jared or do you just do it in your free time?
>*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the reactionary consevative 4channer begins to get flustered
>Y-your parents are idiots Mo*URPP*rty, everyone is stupid but me
>the 4channer fails to see the irony and forgets that Rick isn't supposed to be a positive role model as he begins to throw a tantrum
>WUBALABADUBDUB FUCKING POOPY SHIT
>the 4channer's face turns bright red as he's thrown into a fit of blind rage, unable to recognize a funny lighthearted joke when he sees one
>mmmm get Schwifty
>the 4channers brain overheats from anger and he dies- but not before posting an unfunny copypasta about how a TV show that everybody else loves hurts his fee-fees by being too high brow
Real talk though, who cares if we browse /r/4chan and 4chan? It's the same content. get over your MUH SECRET CLUB and relax
>>80058712
Rick and Morty is dead. It ain't coming back.
Why are you talking about a dead show? Can't you find something new to watch?
what does get schwifty actually mean
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>she will never cling to you for dear life
>She will never look you in the eyes and tell you she trusts you
;_;
That nigga gay
And so is Chris Evans
fucking kino, this movie is great
I love Snyder
>>80057887
How would Marvel handle this character arc?
>>80057887
Unironically the best cape film.
Fuck the reviewers and bloggers that memed it to death before it even opened.
Are xenomorphs first aliens humans encounter? In aliens they treat Rippley like some crazy person for claiming to have seen one, and at the same time actually encountering aliens is no big deal to them, like it was something that happens all the time.
>>80057381
They're not "people" aliens so no. Nobody cared that much.
For perspective it'd be like discovering aliens on Mars, but those aliens turn out to look like earth cows. Or chickens. Just more violent.
Nobody would be going mental on earth over it. It'd just be an "oh" moment.
If on the other hand they were "people-like" with a proper language and obvious intelligence the world's media would be going bananas.
>>80057381
The first "aliens" humans encounter are the Engineers. There's some debate what other life forms are out there, but it appears there should be other species dervied from Engineer DNA in the same way that humans were in Prometheus.
>>80059151
Dude, people are going crazy every time NASA says they may have discovered bacterial life forms. If some day we discovered actual alien animals people would go balistic because that would be proof we're not alone in the universe.
And the Aliens are more than animals, anyway. They're smart enough to cut the power and operate elevators.
Love the design, I hope he manages to explain the xenomorph creation so he can finally put it to bed and get on with the Engineers back story.
>>80056895
>I hope he manages to explain the xenomorph creation
What needs explaining? Everything you need to know is in the first alien movie. They were engineered by aliens as a weapon.
I never saw prometheus, but judging by the conversations had here it sounds like you actually need less of the engineer's back story.
I like the new alien look, looks much "dirtier" and more natural than the original one.
>>80057359
living in the country does that to you
>"Alright, listen... I don't like you... and you don't like me"
>>80056826
>"Wait a minute... Say that again."
>"Not that, the other thing."
>"we can't just kill him."
>"He's responsible for EVERYTHING that happened!"
>"You're not a murderer."
>Killed 78 other characters leading up to this
>IN ENGLISH DOC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ezsReZcxU
Ughhhh...
THIS IS REDDIT
THIS
IS
MEMES
THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES
THIS IS REDDIT
THIS IS MEMES
THIS IS REDDIT
THIS IS MEMES
Old Houses Look Like Shit Despite Being Brand New 200 Years Ago Edition
Will Prinny make a guest appearance now that they're FUCKING Americans?
mhmmmmmmm
> it's an Anon shills his shitty metal version with the broken bass line episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FiW_MooGpg
>>80056224
>Old Houses Look Like Shit Despite Being Brand New 200 Years Ago
>hurr everything came into existence 200 years ago
Nigger the house was probably built in the mid 1700s, it's at least 40-50 years old, owned by a degrading line of lunatics with a single butler to clean the place, it's going to look like shit m8. That's kind of the point, it looks like shit. Also, most of the buildings you see, too, were mid-Georgian, not every waterfront hovel and warehouse had exceptional architecture, preservation or people to even fucking clean it.
I mean, the Regent's palace is even older and it looks immaculate. Point is, even in the old days, shit was old. Also, aesthetics and atmosphere, get on my level.
what are some essential Van Damn kino?
>>80056125
>Van Damn
That one commercial where he does a split.
>>80056125
i like the ice hockey die hard type movie he did
probably not even close to the top essentials but very fun
One Night Stand 2006 where he beats Cena for the WWE Championship but loses it a couple weeks later because he liked weed too much
A question for /tv/ box office experts...
How is this a box office bomb? Where do they get the number of 75 million?
The film had a budget of 150 and a marketing budget of 110 million.
Combine that to 260 million in total costs. If it made more than 300 million, doesn't that mean it got it's money back?
Sure, it's a disappointment, but a bomb? I'm curious what you guys think.
I saw it. Was absolute garbage
Chinese need to learn how to make like able characters and dialog
>>80055036
>If it made more than 300 million
Is the 300 million before or after everyone else took their cut? (cinemas, taxes, etc.)
didn't it sell well in China?
Wasn't that the whole point?
Hey Vsauce! Michael here.
itt: punchable faces
>paying for Vsauce
i need this to end
>>80054911
Hello Michael
>male and a female character stare at each other
>cuts to them having passionate sex
t-this is just fictional right?
>>80054579
Wouldn't know, never talked to a female past 2nd grade.
>>80054647
what about your mom?
>>80054579
You do realize eye contact is the number 1 way women make the first move? They essentially say "let's have sex" with their eyes, but you autist boys always ignore it or "miss signals."
In a film about the Justice League vs. Saitama, who would win?
Keep in mind, Saitama's mother is not named Martha.
>>80054419
Saitama.
>>>/a/
>>80054419
Saiatama was created to end the whole 'goku could beat iron man, capt america, and a jedi knight' stuff
what went wrong?
>pointless world building
>Making Wick autistic.
its like reacher 2
it tried to be funny or sexy, kinda acomplished both but i liked the first without any of that