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>DANCE DANCE

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>YOU NEED HIM, I COULD BE HIM
>I COULD BE AN ACCIDENT BUT I'M STILL TRYING
>THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR HIM

>>83788384
>THIS IS SIDE ONE
>FLIP ME OVER

It took me time, but I finally accept that chart calling HP shit tier film and literature. God what trash this series turned out to be.

What you're doing is extremely transparent, tumblr

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>imagine being in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others whlist ypu study alone. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

>Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at your time in the books would be good though
"Kill me!"
>The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

what did he mean by this?

MAN OF STEEL came really, really, really, really close.

Never, the average movie goer is far too dumb to comprehend the many layers of subtlety presented by anime.

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Reminder the rise of /v/edditors coming over to /tv/ as a result of Bane memes has led to a shift in taste on /tv/

99% of the anime threads here are made by /v/edditors who only watch LE EPIC MANIME shonen trash and are too scared to post on /a/ because no one wants to talk about the same 5 old classic anime that only entry level newfaggots know about. Then they cry about /a/ having shit taste and proceed to buy their next avengers movie ticket.

/a/ has actually done a fantastic job at keeping out you /v/eddit scum and so all you faggots come crying here because no one wanted to accommodate your newfaggotry.

Also you all treat /tv/ as a place to ask for recommendations when >>>/wsr/ was made to deal with garbage threads like these that aren't actually discussing anything. This thread should be deleted but since /tv/ mods are garbage it won't

point break
the faculty
the day after tomorrow
disturbia or rear window
predator 2
chucky flicks

Synecdoche NY

>>83788254
La La Land unironically.

Jane was murdered in cold blood plain and simple, just how Batman murdered Ras Al Ghul.

Jane, for abusing illegal drugs and lying to the property owner. She is also responsible by proxy for the plane crash.

Death by misadventure is the only way to go, anons.

>>83788178
this man deserves an oscar.

>>83788178
There will be a line where they say he's like a bat. Then some other guy will say "more like a birdman".

WHAT DO WE TALK ABOUT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT LOVE?

Secretary.

>>83788336
/thread

I wonder what he's gonna do with all this ad revenue now

>>83788137
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz /co/ pls go your serial killer is boring

>>83788026
this is summer

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Sleeping With Other People

That one where she shows her bium crack!

>>83787924

HE'S A SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS REX YOU SLACK JAWED FAGGOT

Nicotine fit

>>83787924
hates slackjawed faggots

nothin wrong with that