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>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv.
>knows his ugly fucking whore wife is watching, slamming her brown taint with her "Harley" baseball bat.
>knows if he hugs christina, his wife will kill him. He will be banned from watching her and the bull for a MONTH AT LEAST.
>Quickly turns away blindly grabbing the nearest guy on stage to hug him instead, thanks god its a black bull. He feels safe again.
>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see. He dies inside.
>leno gestures wildly attempting to distract the audience.
>Christina looks confused and sad. Her feet hurt and she has been waiting all day to say hi to the director of some of her favorite movies.
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Over the years, I've seen this posted so many times but I've yet to understand what is happening
Are you upset that the rather portly man in the sports clothing didn't hug that woman?
What are you trying to convey here?
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>>80505760
I've wondered this too, I don't need a paragraph pasta to remind me Kevin Smith is human pollution.
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>>80505760
It's buttmad Christina Aguilera fags who are mad as hell because Kevin didn't acknowledge that fat whore.
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Amy Schumer Leather Special 2017-03-16 09:07:16 Post No.80505198
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Amy Schumer Leather Special
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Rate her Leather special. Honestly, none of this alt-right trolling hate, garbage either. Give an honest assessment /tv/.
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DUDE I HATE WOMEN CAUSE I NEVER EVEN HELD HANDS WITH ONE LMAO
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>>80505274
Well maybe if you left the house you might even meet an irl grill
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>hehheeee....vagina sMELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>*audience dies in laughter*
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Are you going to see CHIPS?
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>>80504867
jesus h christ almighty
dax shepard you basterd
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tell me more
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>>80504867
Why her bubys look cgi?
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ITT: /tv/ related reaction images.
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Dumping what I have
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Admittedly, some of these are not /tv/ exclusive
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*theme song starts playing*
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Was this meant to be the start of an Origins series?
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>>80421513
Yes. Magneto, Toad and Captain Picard was planned as well for their own movies.
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Gee how'd ya figured?
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Yes. Some major X men characters were supposed to have their own "origins" movie - Magneto and Gambit were 2 of them - but Wolvorigins was such a disaster that they scrapped that idea and turned the Magneto Origins idea into Xmen First class
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/779655/Batman-Ben-Affleck-rehab-news-Justice-League-DC-movie-release-date-2019-Matt-Reeves-Apes
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>>80504806
>nobody asked me where's Live By Night
lel
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Fake and gay. Thread hidden.
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Noel Fielding and Sandi Toksvig to host Great British Bake Off 2017-03-16 08:55:25 Post No.80504744
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Holy shit this is gonna be good
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Not sure I could come up with a worse host combination.Maybe Noel Fielding and Sarah Millican
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that has potential for a pretty entertaining trainwreck.
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>>80504817
yeah whatever, I think Noel is great and he's going to be good in a subtle role like this.
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GOAT
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>>80421277
Can't argue dat one boss
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Pleb videogame sensibilities*
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>>80421277
Eh the final scene was shit
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>Mads Mikkelsen was up for a role in ‘Fantastic Four’.
>That is, until he walked out of his audition.
>During an interview with ShortList, the ‘Doctor Strange’ and ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ actor revealed he was up for a part in the ‘Fantastic Four’ reboot… but couldn’t stand his audition.
>“I think I walked out on the Fantastic Four [audition],” he said. “I think I actually said, ‘I can’t do it. It’s not about you, I’m sorry, this is wrong’.”
>“I’ve had tons of them [like that],” he said. “We’ve all been there. We all show up and it’s a little office room with a desk and some books and they want you to do a scene where you have two lines – maybe not even two lines – maybe just ‘Bleurgh!’ or ‘Get back!’ And you’re hiding behind a palm tree that’s not there. It’s like, ‘Guys, couldn’t you have picked a different kind of scene to this? This is [frick]ing mad.’ You feel like an idiot.”
I'd call him /our guy/ if he didn't walk right across the whole to quipshit
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>>80504547
Is this year the under usage of madds year.
>dr.strange
>star wars
Both had madds in them but he was so under used. Really dissapointing
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based mads
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>>80504547
needs to get himself in another show like Hannibal so we can enjoy his talent on a regular basis.
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So rewatching this for a fourth or fifth time has made me realise something.
Ailisha's powers only work with skin contact and not through clothes so why didn't she wear some more clothes during sex or made some sort of outfit like a body suit with the pussy cut out, there no skin contact with a condom on.
Hell Curtis and Her could have work some latex gloves and jerked each other off.
All they needed some creativity, has to be better than what their other arrangement was.
Misfits thread I guess.
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>>80421145
nudes when?
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>condom
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>>80421145
Wish this girl had been in more things she's hot as fuck.
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AQUAMAN DELAYED TO CHRISTMAS 2018 2017-03-16 08:47:46 Post No.80504468
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AQUAMAN DELAYED TO CHRISTMAS 2018
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rip
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>>80504468
Holy shit!>and “The Six Billion Dollar Man,” an action-thriller with Mark Wahlberg.
Trailer when
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You mean delayed tonever ever
Why is she so perfect?
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I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE
I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU
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Not hairy enough.
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>>80421314
her ass is
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Beauty And The Beast could out open Batman V Superman 2017-03-14 10:07:43 Post No.80421015
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Beauty And The Beast could out open Batman V Superman
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>>80421015
>every re-telling makes him more friendly-looking and attractive
>>>>beast
in a few years he will look like pic related
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>>80421015
I hope not.
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>>80421015
Disney ALWAYS wins
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Poor Malick
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>>80420835
He's survived bad reviews before. His genius will be recognized and he will be remembered as one of the few only creative directors of this era of film.
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>rotten tomatoes scores are relevant for Malick films
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>>80420835
Yeah, what a disappointment after the critically acclaimed TTW and KOC. I wonder why he churns out movies all of a sudden, maybe he feels time is running away from him
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Thoughts?
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>>80420832
the documentaries and pbs space time youtube channel are goat
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Pull the plug!
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PBS 90s - early 2000s was GOAT