>it's a Truman tries to curb his burgeoning porn addiction by turning to drugs and alcohol, but just ends up masturbating in front of the computer anyway in a valium and bourbon induced stupor, but he can't manage to finish and tries to walk to bed but pukes onto the floor and falls into it before losing consciousness episode
>>82639477
Unironically the best movie ever made
is this just a meme to excuse blogposting or is there an actual joke based on the movie?
PAN
NICE AND HOT
MEME
BORING AND STALE
HEADS
HOT AND SALTY
>>82639300
BUNS
BIG AND SOFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA
The episode where Chris and Paulie get lost in the woods is an hour of kino
>>82639112
what a nigger
>>82639112
That's awesome. I've never seen the show but I have season 1 downloaded. Can't wait. I'm going to binge the shit out of it this weekend.
Is Speed actually a good movie? What are your thoughts on it?
It works better as a play
https://thewest.com.au/entertainment/fringe-world-reviews/review-speed-the-movie-the-play-ng-b88339603z
flying buses are always kino
>>82639096
I still don't why he called the native american 'gigantor'.
Anybody still watching Archer?
The latest season has been a slight return to form, in my opinion. Having an overarching plotline between episodes has helped, and the last one even got a few genuine laughs out of me.
The ending reveal ofBarry having killed, impaled and arranged Len Trexler's men in a grotesque mockery of Da Vinci's Last Supperwas cartoonkino, honestly.
The only issue is that the show forgot how to be funny. I can't remember any times I've genuinely laughed this season. Kinda confused as to why I'm still watching
>>82640156
so much this ...
the show should be frisky dingo +
but now its try-hard meh
>>82641415
I miss Frisky Dingo. Boosh!
Alien Covenant: Facehugger latches on for a split second, instantly 'infects' its host, Doesnt even make the host unconscious. 5 minutes later a MINIATURE, translucent xenomorph is born and 5 minute later its fully grown
>Alien Vs Predator: Facehugger latches on and host goes unconscious. after 10 or so minutes a chestburster erupts, and 15 minutes later its fully grown.
Compared to Alien:
Facehugger attachment time to chestbursting = couple hours
Alien maturity = 6-8 hours
AVP Canon following: 1
Alien Cuckenant: 0
APOLOGIZE
The joke is that Prometheus is a remake of the first AvP.
Alien is just boring Metroid
>>82639191
I knew those mapping balls looked familiar, ripped straight from AVP:R. i always knew they had PredTech
Thoughts?
fuck off
Fuck off shill.
Absolute shit netflix is dropping the ball HARD
Or did the MC get off easy? My opinion is even though she eventually sorted herself out, the worst is yet to come when she realizes that her slutty little exploits made her undatable for the rest of her life. I would have liked to see this realization set in.
It would be more cautionary, but overall it's a positive message for girls: "Most mistakes you make can be forgiven (which is great!), but fucking niggers is forever."
>>82638739
It made me cringe so much I couldn't even finish it. What happened in the end?
>>82638739
whats this movie about
>>82638739
this movie makes me want to fuck 13 year olds. I'll bring it up in court if i ever get to and then have to explain myself before god and a jury of my peers
what are some atheist kino?
>>82638498
kill yourself
Fuck off.
>>82638517
>>82638540
so much for the tolerant christianism
So beautiful... yet so neutral! What makes a woman turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?! Or was she just born with a heart full of neutrality?
>>82638496
Small tits.
I am seen her pusy and bobs.
The award itself is gender-neutral, not the person to whom it is rewarded to.
Is Fox News the most kino news channel?
>the absolute state of Cuck News Network
>>82638301
Fox is the Disney capeshit of news.
It's high popularity is due to being lowest common denominator trash for braindead idiots.
>>82638301
Chris Wallace is the only objective person there. Most of the stories are outrageously overblown propaganda against the poor, brown, masses. I do watch, but for comedy.
>>82638342
>>82638549
Who let the hotheads in?
I'm 5 episodes in and when does this show actually pick up? So far it's been 100% style, absolutely 0% substance.
Should I just drop it now? I'm getting really bored of watching what a director thinks an acid trip looks like
Hey OP, I'm also too dumb to follow a basic plot, you wanna watch Game of Thrones or something?
>>82638353
That's just it. The plot it has is the MOST basic of plots which the director tries hiding behind effects and editing.
>gotta get muhsistah
Then drawn out to 3 episodes that consist of 90% acid trip
yes, you should probably drop it, doesn't seem like it's the show for you.
it's not for everyone, and not typical capeshit.move along, nothing to reeeee here
Dont watch it.
Its not worth it.
anyone else always think thats kevin spacey
>>82638139
why? it's not too bad.
the world would absolutely revert to serfdom.
>>82638139
a boy and his dog is better apocalyptic kino.
Are there any good movies about female on female bullying?
Mean Girls
I like watching lesbian face trampling videos of white women stepped all over brown women.
>>82638129
i prefer women sitting on other women's faces myself desu
The prequels made the Star Wars galaxy seem huge and added on to what your own imagination could picture for Star Wars. It became a real place that allowed us to think of it beyond Luke, Han and Leia. Plus the Jedi fighting and the clones in action was great. The Force Awakens shrunk it back down and had nothing new.
Apologize.
>>82638080
apologise for the special editions and selling your eponymous company to disney
>>82638080
I APOLOGIZE. GEORGE
>>82638080
The Force Awakens added more planets than Phantom Menace. Your world building meme gets wrekt every time. I like the prequels, but TFA did nothing wrong.
George had his chance. He quit on us.