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>>84955859
No

>>84955859
this pairing would be GOAT
could make literally any script work.

Kike extras for the Schindler's list remake

Not the soundtrack

>>84955681
Jax Teller can't carry a movie

>>84955710
>that main theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFTtUrXPBqk

>>84955387
>Uh, sir....Y-you're a NIGGER!! A DIRTY FILTHY FUCKING NIGGER! A DARK PIECE OF-
>Murr, Murr! Holy shit Murr stop, stop he's black, that means he's got a gun! Quick Sucker punch him!

>>84955387
I unironically love this show

>>84955387
Who has the best punishments Murr or Sal?

the show will be called cynical (spelt synical so its bad ass)

>>84955126
The show will be called stupid faggot. It will be about your shitty gay life.

In the Margins. Gay teen drama.

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>>84955021
>*blocks your path*

>Have like 80 eyes
>put them all in the same place so it's barely better than having two eyes

>shoot it
>cut off a hand
>unlock door
>escape
Not too hard, really.

>>84955001
No.
Actually she will never show up in anything anymore.

Dead career

>>84955043
you just described Bruce Campbell senpai but then the TV show happened

>>84955001
i hope not

>>84954959
It's alright. I don't know why it got so much hate, it's actually a decent adaptation of the 1995 movie.

>>84954959
Just finished watching it, it was even worse than I expected. Absolute travesty, it didn't deserve to (badly) copy the iconic scenes from the original.

the first half is great and then it devolves in to a cringe fest.

>>84954873
I really hate that these movies look so bland. There is no style to any of them.

And I agree, Spider-Man trying to impress Tony Stark is a terrible narrative thrust. I'm fine with downsizing the stakes, having a generic villain trying to blow up the planet for dubiously explained reasons is boring as sin, but you still need SOMETHING at stake in order for a movie to have gravity. If Spider-Man had failed in this movie, what would be the consequence? Tony Stark would have lost one of his 12 trillion suits? Thor would need to find a new magic belt? There's nothing I care about less than that.

Look at the train sequence in Spider-Man 2. If Peter failed, would the world have been destroyed? No, but the scene still had an impact because SOMETHING was at stake. Peter wanted to save the lives of the people on the train. If he failed, there would be a tangible consequence, and he was willing to nearly rip himself in half and give up his secret identity to save these people. It was an act of heroic sacrifice. This movie had none of that. The Staten Island Ferry scene was a direct callback to that scene, and it was fucking awful. The tension was undermined by MORE POINTLESS jokes, and there was no actual danger. It didn't feel like a kid risking his life for strangers because it was the right thing to do, it felt like a kid trying and failing to impress his favorite teacher. It was fucking garbage and it looked like a video game.

Agreed desu, dumbfoundingly dull in ever sense.

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>>84954873
It had select strong moments. I liked the John Hughes inspired direction (Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club), Holland did the wall-crawler justice, and Keaton's Vulture is up there with Dafoe, Molina, and Church's villains. However, it was held back by lackluster fight sequences (worst in a live-action Spidey flick to date), a generic score, and not fully committing to its vision. On the latter point, Homecoming felt like it was struggling between being its own thing and being a MCU flick. Disney really needs to start letting directors put their own spend on these films. With all the money they've made and goodwill they've built up, surely they can afford to take a few risks. GotG paid off well.

First off. I saw this last night at a special thursday showing, and I'm not lying, probably 50 or more percent of the people in the theatre were seniors. Me and my girlfriend are 23 and we had an old couple in front of us and on both sides of us and it smelled like old people.

Second off, people were checking their phones 70 minutes in. It was distracting. The old man sitting beside me fell asleep and I knew when he fell asleep because his breathing changed from quiet to slow and heavy and the old lady in front kept turning around to see who was making so much noise.

Third off, when the movie ended, only 1 group of nerdy highschoolers awkwardly clapped. I felt so embarrassed for them, myself, and everyone around me. They started off clapping so confidently, like they thought they could get everyone else to clap too. Then the old lady on the other side of me was about to start clapping but when she saw no one else was joining along with them she changed her mind. Everyone left the theatre in dead silence.

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>>84954931
yup

seems about right to me.

carry on.

>>84954837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA9lfxbaHvk

>>84954787
no

Idris Elba

idris elba

The Craft

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None, there is no such thing. People's tastes are so varied. What's one movie fans of westerns should watch, or noir or something is more apt.

>>84954773
The Raid 2

WHAT IF....


.... TECHNOLOGY?
BUT BAD! HUH?????

>>84954608
>technology is bad
I don't see it that way, I think its more of "we need to stop overconsuming or else it will literally turn us into the thing we hate"

>>84954684
So you're saying....what if phones, but too much???

>>84954552

>>84954552
if anything george oscar bluth and buster are reddit

sage for shit thread

>>84954552
Kill yourself holy shit.

Ricky Gervais screeching over Karl did not add to the comedy dynamic and Karl would have funnier being his own weird lil self unrestricted

>I'm tryin' to watch fucking King Kong ere

>>84954404
wrong

idiot abroad is boring without ricky and steve commenting

>>84954301
Can't wait

It'll be another well shot, generic movie and utterly forgettable movie that /tv/ will fellate for a few weeks in a feeble attempt to connect with everyone other sheep that sucks Nolan cock.

>"Germans are evil"
I'm so tired of this shit
I love Interstellar tho, so I'm torn