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get off 4chan

>>85484332

refuse to take off your shoes

Get litty and just a little raunchy for this summer fun?

>>85484106
Fucking love Red Cliff. The cut edition for amerifats is a massive disgrace. The two-parter edition is better in every way. Cutting a 5h movie to 2,5h should be a crime.

>chink shit
>chink don't even like it
kek

>>85484359
biggest box office of all time in China

>>85164113
that looks like a fun little film

the man who sleeps
manchester by the sea

>>85164164
It is. It has many references to spanish in-jokes and stereotypes, tho.

For example, they land on a planet called "Planeta Axturias" (like Asturias) with that kidnapped girl you see on the pic.
This planet is inhabited by miners, and there are no women at all.
They end up in the house of desert hermits. The "grandpa" is a porn-addict hobo. His two grandsons, like grandpa, are two literal premature ejaculators who only know what a woman is by reference.
You can imagine what happens from there.

>>85484073

Has any other movie ever tried so hard to be a Coen bros movie?

>>85484073

When the dude ran into the wall at the beginning, I laughed my ass off for approx. 80 seconds

the rest of this movie blew so hard. Glad I saw it at a discount theater.

>>85484122

The coens making Burn after Reading.

>>85483681
Sorry sweetie, but that was just a distraction. /ourqueen/ is going to rule the 7 kingdoms and create a multicultural utopia where bigots like Cersei and misogynists like Euron are NOT OK.

>>85484004

I don't give a single shit about this show or the books it's based on but if that'd be its ending I'd be incredibly happy it exists. Oh god, how angry some people would get.

>>85483681

The fun won't last. The leaks are real. She's about to ambush and destroy the Lannister army.

Euron will be punished by a stronk womyn. Probably Yara.

You won't be allowed to have things ever again. Not unless you went and made your own country, or something.

Maybe the problem isn't the movies themselves but shitty parenting, ever think of that? Not like your pathetic ass will ever have kids anyway.

You know movies from the past don't just disappear right? You can still show them stuff from the past.

>>85164077
>im a shitty parent of my imaginary kids that i wont have

you wanna go smoke that crack pipe some more faggot?

HI WOWIE

>/tv/ is so afraid of standing out in any negative way that it'd rather create a fascist dictatorship than just bee itself

>>85164011
Huh?

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this cow

>>85483603
Looks like that lady from Collider Video

Inb4 YouTube cuck

>>85483659
What'd she do?

>>85163883
is this your wittle attempt at twolling aww how cute

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try harder next time

>>85163945
>>85163892
>everything is a meme to me

>>85163717

He's a /tv/ poster, irredeemable.

>denying gender and racial wage gaps
>denying minority struggles

t. shitty white male who thinks he can tone police minorities

>>85163552
I dunno but I am fucking in love with her

>wage gap doesn't exist
>women make less money because they work less and demand less

which one is it holy shit someone redbull me

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>>85163479
I like the real time ticking clock thing in the original, but im just not a fan of the old school cowboy movie. I liked this though.

>>85163537
I was going to post that

I like some old school cowboy movies, but the remake is much better

Also

>women will never understand Russel Crowe's character

GIRLY MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN

>>85163474
it looks like she is choking on something

>>85163474
her face when i rim her sweaty puckered butthoole

>>85163474
She's being taken from behind by luke.
Hes been really lonely out there and the midichlorians need to be stirred

I don't know why they didn't use Atomic by Blondie for its promotions.

>>85483407
>muh film critic who I worship unconditionally said it's forgettable

>>85483407

This movie is getting marketed so hard and yet it looks so generic.