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>>86563431
hella fucking epic my dude

PR

sublime

>>86563333
Because she didn't give him 1000 dollars

>>86563333
Who's that?

>>86563333
You don't bang the boss' wife

>>86563320

he is a small and gentle man

>>86563320
Both are pretty shit people in real life.
Mike was abusing Rich since highschool, Jay is generally an asshole.

Considering movies, Jay has more trivia knowledge, Mike has more in-depth, methodical view. Comparing soft to warm, really.

>>86563298
If you need ass, dick, tits and muff to enjoy a show I've got bad news for you... you're 12 years old.

>>86563298
*BRRRRAAAAP*

>>86563298
a man slaping a man
wew old /got/

>>86563245
Yea this was a reddit tier flick asshole.

>>86563292
roastie detected

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It already was

>>86563169
for the love of god please post webms and photos

I'll be unhelpful, ma'am.

>>86563134
I have a use for you.

>>86563134
BAZINGA

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As much as I'd like to attempt to, I can't prove you wrong with regard to one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>86563108
I just pretend that every movie after Azkaban never existed.

Fuck, for the first time I 100% agree with HP ranking. Are you me, OP?

Joe Rogan Experience took a nosedive after Redban was kicked off. He was good at shutting Joe up when Joe would start getting too pretentious.

faggot mod. Did your bbc not come over last night?

blazing is so overrated

Depressed, suicidal, lonely.

>>86563142
He wasn't suicidal at all. Or depressed really. And he had plenty of friends.

>abandoning the kitty

>>86562962
>tfw you realize William Shatner is a brap poster

The gentleman's maymay.

>>86562962
this is like when my dad started playing video games

pls don't dad

Successful guy, most people know of him, had some weird stuff going on in the past. All things considered he's been able to juggle being an old school Hollywood movie star and a normal guy.

>always running from his gay thoughts
>wears elevator shoes
>weird smile

>>86562895
Because he's low hanging fruit at this point.

>Twin Peaks
>300

The Leftovers
89

>The Office
>100

:)

>implying it was ever good
Le blue man group hahah

>>86562739
>Trying to post a serious thread on /tv/

I've made a huge mistake

>>86562674
More like seasons 1-2

>>86562793
I don't know what you expected

>characters make sex
>no exchange of money beforehand

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alright fine I'll do it

>Character has sex at all

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>characters have sex
>it's consensual