Cast her
>>82971382
Beavis and Butthead
>>82971397
/Thread
deepest throat ever
There used to be real women in film and television. What went wrong?
>>82971346
feminism
Shit I remember this semen demon. Where's this from?
>>82971865
the moviw where Jim Carrey was a liar - lawyer
How come only jay is willing to do a review with josh? do mike and rich think hes a pussy betafagg?
>>82971312
Josh is Jay's friend.
Mike is friends with Josh because Josh came with Jay.
Jay can only look alpha and handsome next to him
>>82971312
DUDE WE LIKE CULT MOVIES LMAO
DUDE I CARE ABOUT CAMERAS LMAO
DUDE I STILL SPEND 40 MINUTES DISCUSSING CAPESHIT THOUGH LMAO
>those London scenes where Gal wears very adorable glasses
thats me watching. Hope theres lot of London scenes
You're right. That is adorable
>>82971111
Cute as heck!
>>82971111
She will wear them for 3 minutes before breaking the glasses
what did you think about the new alien movie?
our boy angry joe hated it
>implying I care what a subhuman Mexican thinks
When will that faggot start doing video game reviews ffs
>>82971109
wait,what's his name again?
What's with all the hype around this movie?
I just watched it for the first time last night. I thought it was good but really not "great" and yet I see people praising it on here all the time
Got really boring after awhile, I mean ffs its 3 and half hours long
Dont watch the redux as your first viewing retard
>>82971020
It's okay, it wasn't really meant for women.
>>82971020
>Got really boring after awhile, I mean ffs its 3 and half hours long
>Redux
Go watch the actual movie and then we'll talk
I'm rewatching Voyager and have gotten to appreciate Tuvok more and more. A warrior vulcan who's had to constantly struggle with violence while still keeping a calm rational vulcan mind. Anyone else here also like him? He was such an underutilized character, what a waste he ended up on Voyager instead of DS9.
>>82970585
you can see he truly gave a shit unlike some of the other actors, good for him though as he was a lifelong star trek fan
>>82970612
10/10 post friend. Very good contribution.
I liked him but like all the security officers in Starfleet he sucked at his job
He still had some great episodes like the one where he get stranded with Neelix on that planet where time went faster or something like that.
>OOOH WAAA AAAA AAAAAA
>HELLO FREAK BITCHES
what are those?
>>82970419
>Bradly Martin is 6'3
>Joe is 5'8
This pic proves that the height meme is just that, a meme. You can barely tell when someone is 6' or 6'3. 4chan has just poisoned your mind if you think being under 6' makes you short.
>>82970419
why are they both wearing platform shoes?
Based fish pusy
>>82970231
why couldn't they do a pattern that resembles fish scales? It's not like it would take away from the rest of the outfit. She resembles a snake. Which is funny considering the actress's history.
>>82970231
A snake is sort of a land fish.
>>82970283
>why couldn't they do a pattern that resembles fish scales?
Because hexagons are sexy as fuck
I've seen Dead men Tell no Tales
AMA
spoiler: It's the best in the series. True pirate kino
how's the casts?
how's the action?
1-10?does Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom really show up?
>>82970310
Both show up and have a big screen presence in the finale
The casts is great. Javier Bardem will probably win another oscar for this movie. The action is the best of the series so far on par with the first film and better in others. It's easy to follow and not convoluted as fuck and it's fun in a realistic way again.
I would say the movie is an easy 9/10.
>>82970361
>Javier Bardem will probably win another oscar for this movie
I'm just gonna assume he was good enough in the movie
>Scientists investigate a mysteries ship that's traveled through a black hole, and are menaced by a mysteries sphere...
Who did it better?
Also, comfy scifi general.
>>82970153
Sphere
neither of those movies had anything to do with black holes.
>>82970229
Sphere did you idiot. Event Horizon didn't though.
So /tv/, are you finally ready to admit that the assembly cut of 3 is the third best Alien film?
but it is. Honestly, what's left to compare? Resurrection, both AVPs, Prometheus and Covenant were shite compared to it.
>>82969961
That's my point. For years 3 has been relentlessly shit on but it's a masterpiece compared to Resurrection, the AvP flicks, Prometheus and Covenant. It's time for the shitting to stop, it's time for people to admit that the assembly cut of 3 is good.
Alien > Prometheus > Alien: Covenant > Alien 3 > Alien: Resurrection > Aliens
A) The Engineers were the first one to make eggs and the ones on LV426 were a biological weapon cache. The Engineers made the Xenomorphs so the Engineers are the engineers of their own destruction - muh pottery.
B) David was the first to make eggs and somehow, they found their way onboard the ancient ship on LV426. Humanity made David so humanity are the engineers of their own destruction – muh pottery.
Which one is it?
>we aren't engineers senpai
It's B. David is going to use the colonists to eggmorph 2000+ eggs, somehow will get another juggernaught to fly to earth but either him or the protagonist of the next movie will get facehugged, die in the pilot chair and crash on lv246
>>82969617
Maybe the ones in Prometheus are the "aryans" of their race and these are the common plebes?
Fight Club discussion
Thoughts on the film?
it's a great film with some layered social commentary
only reason why it's so hated here is because of its popularity
>>82969566
10/10 like most of Fincher's work
>>82969566
It's Reddit
If you had any hope for this movie you might want to watch this lying down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBL15El6ujI
>>82969564
Looks good, I'll be seeing it first week. Thanks for the link
Get hyped June 2! AWESOME!!!!
Looks better than 99% of capeshit