So, when is she getting her own movie?
Why are brits so degenerate?
Did you love or hate Stranger Things?
Post series/movies that are flop on arrival
Why are beauty standards for men in Hollywood so much higher than they are for women? To be a leading man you need to have an extensive knowledge of nutrition, exercise, supplementation, medication, AND acting.
All women have to do not get fat. That's it. There is ZERO beauty standards for women because all they need to do is sit in a chair for two hours while some poor makeup artist makes them look passable. They don't even 'act' they just regurgitate lines fed to them by the directors 2 seconds before he yells 'action'.
>To be a leading man you need to have an extensive knowledge of nutrition, exercise, supplementation, medication, AND acting.
No you don't. You just have to pay personal trainers and personal chefs. Do you think Chris Pratt is an expert in nutrition?
In your opinion, what is the greatest work of John Stamos?
Today's is September 1st 2017, the llast day of Harry Potter, which he sent his son to Hogwarts!
Or perhaps he should send him to different franchise, instead of him being part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
*saves the MCU*
>"Attention Marge Simpson, we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son"
>"I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that fat son's mother"
Woah, that's pretty harsh.
>Attention rural hillbillies! Because of vulgar nature of Chuck's store - we are changing management to Sneed! Come by to buy some seed & feed, perhaps some gummy bears too!
>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)
A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.
>friendzoned very charming, nice and supersmart doctor Bashir
>was fuckin' with chad bad boy Worf
>The film is a love letter to <genre> movies
>This film is a love letter to <director>
>Yare yare daze
What did he mean by this?
Name is Bond *tee hee* Jane Bond
Please don't shake me, do stir me, lover.
ITT scenes where Nazis get BTFOd
THE INCEST, AEGON
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL