>pic related
You aren't, right, anon?
being a male virgin sucks you can't controll anything you have no power, no respect from women
change last to forever
Don't worry much. When you get to 40 like I am and you're loaded up on antidepressants from the pharmajew, you'll hardly think about what you missed anyway.
http://nerdist.com/steven-moffat-creating-new-dracula-tv-series/
Will it flop?
Will it appeal to the Tumblr audience?
>>84135454
If we're lucky it will be a change to the erotic dracula bullshit we've been getting for the last few decades at least.
>you just KNOW
Season 3 sucks...it's got no subtly, every episode tries too hard to be like the old kino episodes
> Crazy thing happens
> Did it happen?
> Maybe?
> Dramatic music plays
> I guess it didn't happen
> Or did it...if you believe?!?!?!?
>Nice outfit, did the Imperial Wizard give it to you?
What the fuck
This meme has always been so fucking dull. Are you guys at least actually 14 or something?
>>84135409
more like 88 amirite?
>>84135298
Damn, Spidey got fat
Why is this movie getting such bad ratings? I've never jumped out of my seat but this movie had me doing it multiple times...and the ending is spectacular. Why the bad ratings?
Not enough skin?(ala Split or the shallows)
Too much plot?
not enough mandy moore bikini bum mmm
Aussies Thread: Agro Edition
Alright cunts, it's been a couple of days since one of these. Have you come up with a proper way to fix channel 10 yet?
Besides giving Waleed the sack and putting him back on Nauru of course.
More aerobics
you can't fix aussie tv
Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact, and who promised a nationwide broadband network with super-fast speeds that would cost approximately 31 billion U.S. dollars, was stabbed in the proverbial back by his own political party, after which his party lost the election to a government that offered a heavily "watered down" national broadband internet network...
... and, 10 years later, the NBN Corporation working on this inferior network, had to be "bailed out" by the same government that offered the "watered down" version, to the tune of over 14 billion U.S. dollars, causing the single-worst infrastructure disaster in this nation's history, a project that has now blown out to more than 35 billion U.S. dollars while still unfinished...
... while a significant proportion of households in rural areas have to put up with approximately 5mbit connections and frequent disruptions (with a permanent latency of about 0.6 seconds because the technology that NBN Co. is utilizing for rural residents is a SATELLITE)?
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/01/a-quarter-of-the-world-has-faster-internet-than-australia/
Pepperidge Farm remembers. So does Agro.
>We're at war already and we're LOSING...
>>84135258
l-losing?
>I'm Odin, cocksuckers.
So what's the war and how could it be waged? Are they going to battle in an airport, the already established battlegrounds for the titans of our realm?
Also if belief is every character's "energy bar" basically, and nobody believes in Ostara or Odin, then how can they be that powerful? And if they fight and die, can they be reborn through the power of belief? Can they even die if people are still actively believing in them? And if they can die, does it even matter if they can just come back because some fuck remembers the name "Odin"?
I think I may have made a mistake...
at least you're not pregnant
>>84135183
that's some pretty realistic blood if it's not actually blood.
>>84135237
Anon...
What are some of the best movies in their respected genres?
Will this movie show how the young Turks who perpetrated the Armenian genocude were largely Jews from Thessaloniki who converted to Islam?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Turks
Doesn't really matter. Butthurt Turks flooded the IMDB with bad reviews months before it came out and killed any hope for the movie. Not to mention that the movie itself, from what I understand, focused on a dumb love triangle instead of the genocide itself. What a shame, I was expecting a great movie given the actors involved and the subject matter.
>>84135206
It's one of the more surreal and funny things I've seen on IMDb
There was another movie like this a year or two ago, I want to say it had Affleck in it?
It was about the genocide as well, but it basically got buried by everyone on the internet as being hate speech or some shit.
I've never cared about what actually happened with the Turks or whatever, but all the censorship surrounding it is really odd and makes me want to check it out.
What are some good movies that are adaptations of novels that won a prize in the historical fiction category?
ITT: shows that get funnier as you get older and more intelligent
>it's a Daphne gives you a good night handjob episode
What is the point of this show?
white women getting blacked
Who should play him in the inevitable biopic...?