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>You're in a club in Paris, drunk obviously.
>Chatting up a stern looking French bird who's obviously not interested in you.
>Bladder loses it, you need to pee
>Step in the mens toilet
>Knee deep in piss, puke, beer and glass.
>Wade the almost insurmountable distance through the ooze towards the communal urinal.
>After what seems like an entirety you finally reach it.
>Without a hitch you manage to undo your belt, open your flee and release your sausage.
>Sweet heavens the relieve.
>As your stream reaches peak potential you look down and see a guy in the urinal.
>An obvious Saint Laurent cat walk reject with cheap all saints leather jacket
>Your dousing him in litres of piss
>Suddenly a man grabs you by the shoulder.
>A strange peculiar looking man
>Bald with a profound moustache.
>He offers you the leading roll in his next film.
>But first you have to prove yourself by snorting from the little envelop filled with white powder he holds out in front of you.
>In his left hand he holds an Arriflex 16mm, aimed at your face.
What do you do?
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Be a homosexual :DDDDDD
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frenchanon here i unironically met a drugged out of his mind gaspar in a club once and he was rambling about really depraved sexual stuff kept making jokes about gay backrooms and shit the dude is really weird but a nice guy
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Friendly reminder that facehuggers came from Shaw's mutated barren womb
We already saw the first proto facehugger in Prometheus, then David experimented on her further and had her give birth to the small facehugger (or egg) that we know today, as seen in Covenant
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>>84580428
Wrong.
The mural in Prometheus clearly depicted a xenomorph. Furthermore, the creature in OP's pic is a protomorph, not a xeno.
Fucking casual.
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Friendly reminder that only Alien, Prometheus and Alien: Covenant are cannon
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>>84580734
The Xenomorph is just the perfect organism produced by the ecosystem the black goo creates.
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This is better than the original
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I am better than OP
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>>84580274
you're rightnot better than ED 2 tho
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>>84580274
no. but it is pretty good.
>tfw no Brigitte gf in high school
Wasted years...
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>>84580163
lookalikeaman
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>>84580220
Emily is cute! CUTE!
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>I'm looking forward to Spiderman
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>>84579848
Is this a musical?
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>>84579914
Not OP but that's one of the Spider-man commercials in my country.
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>>84579848
I hope whoever thought casting a twink turbo manlet as Spider-man gets shot.
what are some bizzare movies that are as good as lost highway? dont mention any other lynch movie
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Vertigo
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The Greasy Strangler
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lost highway
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What are some movies that feature cities in a romanticized light? Namely New York but others are fine
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>>84579536
Manhattan
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you now remember that psycho earlier who is threatening this child actor for $25k
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Does lembas bread stop you from having to shit?
Why do they never show the hobbits take a big fat yeasty shit then?
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>>84579522
They do in the extended edition.
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fuck off george, nobody wants to read about your character's diarrhea policy
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>>84579522
This is something often left out of films. Plans and important events are never halted by characters having a dangerous bloody bout with diarrhea.
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Thoughts?
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>>84579468
Looks like the poster for Logan.
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>we live in the timeline where Ralph Fiennes lost best supporting actor Oscar for this film to Tommy Lee Jones playing an old cop
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Decent comedy but not enough lampshades made out of people or holacoaster tycoon
Ralph Finnes was the only one having fun
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What is the best GOT season?
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And why is that season 1?
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season #3
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why would she ride a horse if she has 3 fucking dragons to ride on
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>>84579642
making someone interact with CGI is expensive
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>that one episode where house switches to methadone and gets total pain relief but for some reason stops and is never mentioned again
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finish the episode and you'll understand why he stopped
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>for some reason
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>always conceded about liver toxicity from Vicodin
Why not just switch to OxyContin? Shittttt House ain't to smart huh.
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what in the flying mother of fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRzE499GhiY
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>>84579424
>YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS YOU RACIST ASS BITCH
oh boy
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based Shia
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>>84579424
What is this? Rush for homos?
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>1,264 days until Avatar 2
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the only film I will happily watch in 3D
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>2,755 days since Avatar 1
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>warpaint gunship
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>Lets make a girl power super hero show!
>lets get a subpar actress who is way to small, skinny and super adorable
>lets have her Almost stand up for herself
>lets shove the feminist message in as much as we can so they get it
If you want to make a difference, if you want to make a point you have to be taken seriously
This is why feminism is failing, because no one bothers to put some fucking effort into it
i still havent seen Wonder Woman but it Better be better than this shit
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>>84579372
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>>84579372
shut up asshole, her fappening pics are awesome.
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it's a silly CW-style super hero show
who gives a shit
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Anybody here sneak two to three movies on one movie ticket? I go to a theater that has no assigned seating so, if I time things right, I always manage to watch 2-3 full movies.
And yes, this necessitates that going to the theater become a full day experience. Usually I time it so I'll only have to wait 15 minutes max between each showing.
Last time I bought a WW ticket and watched WW, Baby Driver, and ICaN. Two weeks from now I'm going to watch Apes, Spiderman, and The Beguiled on the same day.
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Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
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Im deff using this since I got layed off
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>>84579431
I should mention that I can do this because there isn't really any security at the theater and I tend to go on weekdays like Tuesday or Wednesday.