Will there ever be a cartoon of such high quality again?
Remember when jimmy ran a drug empire and got the whole city addicted?
This can't be real.
Not unless the CalArts mafia lets Raimi writer for another animated series.
Am I the only one who hopes Snyder directs the Batman movie now?
All his Batman scenes from BvS were a 9/10 at least. He suffered at the Superman bits and other subplots but he nailed Batman (and yes I love his violent Batman).
Give me a flashback to Robin dying and Batman beginning his murdering rampages of villains.
Yes
I can't wait for prison-raped Batman
you aren't alone. BvS haters obviously aren't comic fans. Batman kills people all the time
>>78959012
id be fine with that.
What's this guy's name again?
>>78958640
Idris Elba
Because a galaxy far, far away is actually Hell.
CIA
>your essential alien movie
>your underrated alien movie
>your favorite alien movie
Has to be 3 different ones
Whoever gets the most upboats wins
>Fire in the Sky
>Queen of Blood
>Altered
Wouldn't "essential" and "favorite" be the same thing? Whatever, I'll play along.
>your essential alien movie
Alien
>your underrated alien movie
Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind (no one talks about this movie anymore but it's fucking genius.
>your favorite alien movie
Uh, Alien
>>78958668
No, essential is a must watch, like a classic, or a famous one, doesn't have to be your favorite
So do it again and do it right
>tfw you're only cast in comedy dramas these days
he just wants to make money for his black kids
also he got scammed by madoff
he deserves it
I kinda liked him in this.
There is only one correct answer.
After opening scene
>>78958291
Beginning so I can skip it easier.
>>78958291
After opening scene. I love cold opens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTEm0q-VMmg
That's tomorrow aaannnnnddd..
I can't do it
>>78958258
Is that Bill O'Reilly
>>78958258
FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
FUCKIN THING SUCKS!
Who will win best picture?
Betting odds have Moonlight at 9/1
La la land at 1/8
I haven't seen either but i'm tempted to bet on moonlight because it ticks all the progressive boxes
>ywn impreg her
it's not fair bros
La La Land will sweep except best actor
it's a given after Hidden Figures won SAG best ensemble
>>78958225
how come the moonlight guy didn;t even get a nominiation?
Seriously though, what's supposed to be happening here?
>>78958100
Trick photography, the Rock is actually several inches tall than Vin in real life
>>78958119
Someone hasn't heard of BT Theory.
>rock in the light
>vin diesel in the shadow
>this was the last time they spoke as friends
When will it stop being trendy to be "queer?"
I've had enough of this meme
>it's a kissless virgin complains about people having sex episode
>>78958038
That's not what I'm complaining about though? The child is like 14, she probably hasn't had sex.
The thing is that you know she isn't really "queer" but she just wants to fit in with the kool Gen Z kids who glorify being gay or trans or whatever.
Can you stop being a retarded faggot for one second?
>>78958018
when kids stop thinking it makes them special and jump on the next "hip" thing
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TO POP YOUR:
- TASTE BUD ENHANCMENT SUITES
- NUERON-TO-MOUTH BRAIN CATALYSTS
- HAND STABILIZERS FOR POURING
- CRUMB CRISP COATINGS
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>YOUR FANCY FRENCH AMBIENCE ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE XANADU DINING ROOM, FITTED WITH SERVERS AND A EUROPEAN STYLE WINE SAMPLING ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE AD READING SESSION YOU CALL OVER KUBRICK USING 20 SPLICED TOGETHER BEEF BURGER AD READS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION CHAMPAGNE TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH WINE CORKS
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY PAUL MASSON ENEMAS JUST AS THE TEN SHOTS OF FROZEN PEAS KICK IN AS YOU LISTEN TO YOUR TWO DIRECTORS HYPOTHESIZE WHAT EMPHASIZING THE “IN” IN “IN JULY” WOULD SOUND LIKE
DUDE MWWWUUUUAAAAAAAHHHH LMAO
DUDE PAUL MASSON LITERALLY FERMENTED WITH FRENCH EXCELLENCE AND THROWN AROUND THE ROOM CITIZEN KANE STYLE
>"MICHAEL CURTIZ JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS DIRECTOR AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE SET SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" CURTIZ, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Orson Welles, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ORSON WELLES NAKED IN A CHAMPAGNE TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF WINE CORKS TRIPPING
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cue the French Champagne
is that the AHAHA FAGGOT guy?
Good thread
>>78957840
the memes are getting too deep
Is it possible to counter an attack like this?
Have the high ground.
/thread
>>78957803
But they DID have the high ground. There is no counter to a sheev spin.
Netflix should get the rights to Cirque du Freak and make a show in the same format as a Series of Unfortunate Events. Both are good book series for young readers with about one dozen entries, both had a poorly received movie that killed all possibilities for sequels. I feel this is the best way to adapt the series and give it another chance. What do you guys think?
>>78957600
You're 100% right. I liked the movie though.
>>78957711
I never watched it, it just looks like a fucking mess. John C. Reily is a terrible miscast for Mr. Crepsley. Also heard they added characters that weren't in the books, which is totally unnecessary.
>>78957600
>>78957711
>>78957777
Dubs, double dubs, and quads. Damn
The Nice Guys?
More likethe best comedy of the last 100 years
It was a genuinely funny movie, and I'm surprised how under the radar it went.
>>78957550
>>78958538
It was meant to originally be a TV pilot, which really shows in the format.
>"I thought I told you to go to the roof."
>...
>"Did you fall? Jesus Christ."
>"I think I'm invincible. It's the only thing that makes sense. I don't think I can die."
>Next action scene is Gosling's character falling three stories through glass, being nearly missed by gunfire, and getting hit by a car while he just sort of mechanically keeps chasing whoever has the case
I laughed a lot.
>outcast from society
>lives in his parents' basement
>spends all his time reading and consuming books
>a nerdy girl sees through the bitterness and saves him
>also reject Chad despite the whole town decrying her decision
Is he /ourguy/?
Will we all find our Belle?
On the surface this seems like an ironic post about trying to find meaning in a kid's movie, but look a little deeper and I think there's some real feeling behind this post.
I hope you find your Belle one day, OP. I hope all of you do.
Too bad you're poor, OP. She only fucked the Beast because of his mansion and massive dong.
>>78957602
>find meaning in a kid's movie
I thought everyone agreed on this meaning?
Its an old fairy tale, of course it has a moral.