Gotta Light? Edition
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
Meanwhile...
>>84342262
YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!
>>84344759
QUINOA
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER
>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
Good movie
Shit ending
>>84344681
>>84344681
>Shit ending
t.brainlet
>>84345982
Is this some kind of musical?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjZkJa6Z-SY
>Still have "The Nun, The Crooked Man, and Conjuring 3 on the way
Hyped?
hyped for the pusy
>>84344277
Didn't watch the trailer, but didn't the first Annabelle movie show her creation?
>>84344277
Wasnt the first one the dolls origin?
How does a retarded person manage to become so successful?
chuck just needed pusy
Just look at Trump
>>84344209
This is surprisingly true
why the fuck was this even made?
to show pusy
Gus Van Sant was offered a shit load of money to remake it, so took the complete piss and did a shot for shot remake.
FUCK THIS MOVIE
>a bunch of out of touch boomers who never got invited to parties made this film
Just imagine the story board meetings
>
Does party rockers play in this movie?
I always asume this is the movie the meme is about
>DUDE BECOME INVISIBILE LMAO
>but also let me act like the creepiest fuck ever and talk back to this cop who's just here asking about a minor driving incident
>also my subordinates walk around in animal masks
>also watch me crash a prison bus instead of just paying some desperate prisoner to kill the prisoner that I want
>also watch me give only one gun to my 3 subordinates on said bus crashing mission
Is Varga the dumbest "smart" villain ever?
no the dumnest villain is stank pusy
>>84343896
I think it may have been intentional. He never really made any sense anyway, he just seems like a smart guy but he's kinda dumb
>>84343896
>1 gun
He was expecting her to be helpless and incapacitated from the crash, and was not counting on deus ex wrench showing up to turn the show on its ass
Twin Peaks:
>who killed Laura Palmer?
>In the logging town of Twin Peaks, high school queen Laura Palmer is found dead, wrapped in plastic on a beach. Special agent Dale Cooper had been tasked with finding her killer were he learns the town is not what it seems.
Twin Peaks Season 2
>The Owls are not what they seem
>As agent Cooper gets closer to the identity of Lauras killer, he finds out that the town of Twin Peaks is special. He has to use his wits and heart to overcome the ancient evils but will he have the spiritual strength to stare evil in the face?
Twin Peaks Season 3
>Wow! Yis!
>Ah man perfect, i mean just.....awwww yes. Theyre all there, ah man this is perfect, its just a ...journey you know!?. Im so suprised by this season its....ah words cant even describe
>>84343832
>After spending twenty-five years trapped in the otherworldly black lodge, it is time for Dale Cooper to return to the real world. But his evil doppelganger has other plans, and now a mindless Cooper must rediscover who he is before it's too late...
Took me 2 mins
>>84344000
Season 3 isn't about cooper though. Cooper isn't even a character anymore.
>Wow yeah I love the original twin peaks bro, so much better than the new stuff
>cue 15 minute mandatory soap opera love scene the studio forced into the script
>haha, this is great
why are most films in 2017 aesthetically bad?
>>84343704
>yellow fever thread
hide
i bet they have tighht pusy
>>84343704
God, why are Jap girls so cute?
Name a better movie.
>Pro tip: you can't.
Solaris
Literally can't
I literally can't.
But atleast some directors are actually trying.
Characters who did nothing wrong.
Homosexuality is a sin.
just by being a social worker he did something wrong
>those shitty family portraits
Lynchfags will actually defend the "16 year old girl that did acid for the first time last weekend" tier edge that is the modern David Lynch.
Explain yourselves
>>84343512
Besides the dead DJs and mechanic what else was edgy?
Whoa, tweet so old it got a sepia tone #whoa
>burger joint
anyone who says this is a fucking HIPPY
Do you think they're saving him for when the money train starts sputtering and they need a new boost of excitement?
And what would they do if James Earl Jones passed away? Are there people out there who can nail the Vader voice?
Disney have been working on a computerised James Earl Jones voice since the mid 90s
>>84343443
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Sloan_(born_1973)
This guy does a decent enough Vader and is their go-to if they can't get Jones.
maybe it isnt about the money
Why did Batman used a girl as a meat shield when arresting deadshot?
she didn't show pusy
>>84343312
The girl went in front of his dad of her own free will.
>>84343312
DCU Bats is fucking crazy dude. Remember when he sprayed all those dudes with rubber bullets during the car chase in BvS? Only a crazy person would do that.
ITT movies you dragged your family to go see when you were younger and now wish you could apologize for
You uh...like your pokemon, huh?
I was huge into the tv show and card game when I was a kid, so naturally I begged my dad to take me to the movie.
I hated it. It was boring, and I distinctly remember the advertisements showing the monsters becoming real and rampaging through a city and this never actually happens in the movie.
I got the shitty promotional cards too.
Pikachu's Summer Vacation and Angela Anaconda's Digimon special are pure cringekino
>>84343354
Funny enough my dad and sister actually liked this one even though my dad hates the Japanese for WWII