Tfw you don't live in universe where Zack Snyder directed and also played Man of Steel
>>81881583
And then superman snapps his neck like this.
Zack playing Superman
Zack playing Jesus
Jesus playing Jesus
Delet dis
>Character hangs up without saying goodbye
>>81881572
americans actually do that
>>81881603
Americans are subhuman
>characters reference a movie that an actor in the same scene also starred in
Calling it now.
>>81881268
guess we're waiting for San Diego Comic Con for a new trailer/teaser, hope some hint of Green Lantern is in it
>>81881268
That's not much of an accomplishment desu
That's like saying it'll be the tastiest poop.
Nardole Edition
Last effort >>81986376
Reminder Nardole is a Cyberman
reminder nu thread is like nu who
S H I T
>>81994133
Nardole is a Voord, in the first stage of their transformation into Cybermen.
t. Grant Morrison
So why was he covered in smegma?
whats that?
>>81881091
an alien called 'TE'
If I wasn't born in the 80s or early 90s, not female or homosexual how do I learn to truly appreciate these shows?
bu
>>81881017
You just watch it, and if you don't like it, you turn it off. If you want the more manly/mature show, go for Angel, which becomes GOAT starting with Season 2, with some bumps in Season 4, and then GOAT in season 5 again (although a few episodes are meh in 5).
If you want top tier Sarah Michelle Gellar start with Season 1 Buffy, but you'll have to excuse the low budget effects etc, starting Season 2 episode 3 it becomes top tier all the way till the end of season 3. Season 4 is aight, 5 is breddy gud, 6 is hit and miss, 7 is not too good, but has a few good episodes.
Good luck.
>>81881017
You stop being the faggot you clearly are and just watch it if you want to watch it.
>First both parts of IT
>The Stand
>Eyes of the Dragon
>The Mist Remake
>Then it all culminates in The Dark Tower series
They would've made so much money this way.
Because different companies own the rights to different novels. WB with IT. Sony with Dark Tower. The Mist with Disney.
CHILD SEX ORGY
>>81993594
Well that's an even bigger clusterfuck than Marvel. Now I'll never see Flagg and Pennywise interact :(
>can't or won't?
>to be or not to be
>Not "where," "who."
>was or is?
I was practically forced to see this last night because it was the last day that the best theater in my city was showing it. WTF
Plus, nearly everyone was wrong about it regarding Asian actor representation.
Togusa
>asian
Saito
>asian
Aramaki
>asian and literally speaks japanese throughout the entire movie
not to mention the tons of Asian side characters.
And not to spoil too much, the main criticism about the main character was especially wrong.
It was a solid film and my heart hurts because of its poor performance and the likely possibility we won't be seeing a rated R Ghost in the Shell 2 with the Major having sexy nipple upgrades.
>>81880930
>Asian side characters
And that's all Asians will ever be until we stand up for ourselves and say enough is enough. Just more bullshit to try and promote Asian genocide.
Forcing diversity into Asian stories is cancer and I hope you die painfully you piece of dogshit.
With they way it preformed, they may as well have made it R and shown nipples.
>>81880930
It's decent. I was expecting it to be much, much worse. I guess I too fell for the disney/marvel negative shilling.
Jesus officially joined Justice League propagation
slowpoke.jpg
this was promo material since July last year
>>81992516
>the JL are all facing the camera
>Superman's camera perspective is slightly angled upwards and his body is facing off to the side, making the entire perspective look fucked up
fucking discarded
>>81993190
Our lord and savior returns!
>Praising the Prequels
>What did he mean by this
>Who was in the wrong
praising the prequels is actually a great meme
The rick and morty threads
I'm sick of seeing that fat faggots greasy face
Groucho>Harpo>Zeppo>Chico
>>81880629
>forgetting Karl
Fuck you too buddy.
This was a nice read
>>81880629
>Zeppo>Chico
Nice bait, fag.
>start watching the sopranos
>oh, they're really small time it seems
>guess it has to pick up
>season 2
>oh, they're going to italy for business
>about time!
>They talk about selling second hand cars stolen by niggers
Seriously?
This is the mafia? Cosa nostra?
How much more small potatoes could this possible get? S3 is going to be about extorting paper boys? S4 about robbing ice cream trucks?
Get the fuck outta here.
Dropped.
can't tell if bait or just stupid
>>81992155
How am I wrong? Tell me. S2e04. He brought pictures of fucking stolen cars to sell.
Seriously?! The fuck is this.
Where's the drug trade, casino business, competing crime families. You don't expect me to compare this faggot ass sopranos family to the corleone family, or do you? It's laughable. I mean... are YOU baiting or just stupid?
I don't know.
I expected way more, that's all. Not... this.
.
PLAY A RECORD
quick rundown on Karl Pilkington
>XFM bows to him
>In contact with primates
>Possesses bullshit detection abilities
>Owns radio and telly globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient English royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Pilkinburg will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of jellyfish DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be orangeheaded manc cunt babies
>said to have an IQ of 70, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in dirty council estates in Manchester
Prequel? Reboot? Remake?
Monkino
>>81880564
Apekino
>>81880479
I 'd say prequel