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im glad /tv/ is warming up to this
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>>87663635
Same. It's a beautiful film and one of Lynch's best.
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>>87663635
The fuck are you talking about? It's always been praised by both critics and audiences.
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>>87663635
>The Straight Story
Ugh I'm so sick of the straight story.
Isn't it time for the gay story now for a change?
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Librarian staredown IT 2017-09-13 12:00:05 Post No.87663583
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did anyone else notice this?
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>>87663583
Oh man fuck that
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>>87663583
I wish there was more stuff like this in the movie. It was pretty much just this and the TVs.
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>>87663583
is that Stan Lee? Why is he cameoing in a Stephen king movie?
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Netflix has Narcos stars threaten to kill pirates and their families for downloading Netflix shows 2017-09-12 11:49:49 Post No.87663287
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>n the message, targeted at the French market, the four drug lords warn people not to download any episodes without permission. Or else..
>“Hey you, yes you, do you think you’re smart? Do you think we didn’t see you Googling ‘Narcos season 3 download’? Don’t be a fool. Narcos is a business,” Pepe begins.
>“If you want your entertainment. If you want your show. You’re gonna pay the Cali Cartel, ‘hijo de puta’,” Pacho adds, using the strong language one expects from a cartel leader.
>The message continues with Miguel referencing the French three-strikes law Hadopi, under which file-sharers received several warnings before facing a possible Internet disconnection. The Cali Cartel doesn’t do courtesy letters, he stresses.
>“Do you think we’re like Hadopi? Do you think we’re going to send you a nice and polite letter first? Please, sir / madam, could you please not illegally download Narcos? We don’t do courtesy letters.”
>“There is no please, no por favor, no s’il vous plait,” Pepe adds.
>Finally, the big boss chimes in delivering the final threat. People who continue to download or point others to “shitty” websites with pop-ups that offer Narcos for free, can expect to meet the bullet.
>“There’s bullets for you, your family, and all the people you send to watch Narcos on all those shitty websites full of questionable pop-ups,” Gilberto says.
>“You know where to find us. Don’t mess around ‘hijo de puta’,” his brother adds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfhK1HnPIe8
https://torrentfreak.com/narcos-cali-cartel-threatens-to-kill-illegal-downloaders-170912/
Are you scared, /tv/?
People should boycott Netflix for making threats and instead use torrents and streaming so these evil thugs don't get any money.
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HOLY SHIT PIRATEFAGS BTFO
LITERALLY HOW WILL THEY RECOVER?
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>>87663287
thats cute really
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>>87663287
>Doesn't affect English speakers
No, I'm not scared, only third world shit holes would take this seriously
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Greatest Directors of All Time 2017-09-12 11:46:54 Post No.87663188
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Greatest Directors of All Time
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The Anti-TSPDT list for true patricians
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lmao who are any of these nerds
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>>87663188
dem bro, v patrish
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>>87664753
>nanook
*guffaws
holy fuck the production values on this are low. watching the first season. does it get any better. theres only like 100 spectators at the hands tournament lmao. all of kings landing was supposed to be there. this shit really needed a movie budget. not doing the books justice.
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It gets a movie budget later on.
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It gets better but the overall quality drops a lot
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>>87663117
youve clearly seen more than just season 1
thread is bait
sage, faggot
What is this film REALLY about?
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its a subtle response to Jan Troells film the New Land
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A spooky hotel. Duh!
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>All those fugly women
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Will you watch it, /tv/?
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Just follow the flowchart
Is it Netflix produced? -> yes -> No one should watch it
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>>87662951
> anime "style"
Fuck no.
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>netflix original
>anime
>not even real anime
three stikes
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ITT: Films that are dated as hell.
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>>87662861
how exactly is it dated?
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>endless screaming: the movie
not showing my kids this one
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>>87663312
It's so unabashedly '80s.
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>It part two is currently being scripted by Gary Dauberman, who co-wrote part one as well as both Annabelle movies.
How can we tell him that we do not want lots of jump scares and loud noises in this one? They need to learn that Kubrick's The Shining is how you make a horror movie and not loud noises and quick flashes on screen.
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Yeah, base all horror movies on one good one in the past.
>They need to learn
Crawl back under your racing car covers you minge mop
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Annabelle creation was the best conjuring movie and one of the most kino horror films in the past 10 years
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>>87662773
I liked the loud noises. The jump scares were fine.
Three episodes out. What's the verdict? Is it kino?
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the term "humans of new york" really is just a question about the use of anthrax to kill large population centers isnt it?
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>>87662763
>Narcissistic amerilards circlejerk about how "special" and amazing they are
I don't think anything "kino" has come out of the US in almost two decades.
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is this how zuckerberg will start his campaign speeches in NY state
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Is this the Alien in the movie It's physical body?
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It's an alien now? In my day it was just a pedo clown.
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>>87662758
but that's wrong
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>>87662758
Quite wrong he's aCosmic abomination
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What is your biggest "nope"?
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This exact episode of Pingu was literally the #2 scariest thing I was aware of in the world at some point. I saw nightmares about the bed that wouldn't stop carrying me closer to the mustache.
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>>87663823
What was the #1?
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>>87663987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PwxUoXmgpc
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How old were you when the Simpsons Movie came out?
What were your thoughts on Spiderpig at the time?
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>>87662714
Spidersneed, Spidersneed
Does whatever Chuck formerly did
Fucks and sucks, feeds and seeds
Does whatever his customer needs
Look out, he is Spidersneed!
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>>87662714
reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer
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>>87662772
>Spidersneed
>Not Sneederseed
Low energy
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>praise a movie for being "subversive"
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>>87662650
Oh look, another stupid faggot frogposter. Just what we need.
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>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who think korean cinema is good
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn, Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>People who say comfy/based
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>>87662650
Oh look, another stupid faggot frogposter. Just what we need.
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is he a good director ?
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>>87662538
RIP sweet princeis what we'll say soon
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letters from iwo jima was pure kino
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>>87662897
Francesca will be sad