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polish is such a disgusting language audibly and to read

>>83436148
>The Witcher
>not Wiedźmin

>>83436191
>Wiedzmin
>not Beдьмaк

>insult /ourgirl/
glad I never watched this shit show

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>>83436105

>>83436085
her writers were always in tune with internet meems, like the jokes about lemon party and teen witch on 30 rock

so does that mean an elf, dwarf, orc, etc could kill him as well?

>>83436000
Impressive, very nice.

Poor Tom Hardy

not surprising, yaitanes was less than hopeful on it getting renewed and cinemax is likely putting all their money into the strike back reboot.

>>83435921
They did a shit job advertising it, id never heard of it until a thread on here about it being cancelled. Watching it now and it's p good

Nirvana.

>>83435896
phish sucks, their story isn't even interesting either. Gordo is a perv

>>83436168
>>83436168
>>83436168
THOSE WERE ARTISTIC POSTURE PHOTOGRAPHS!

>>83435782
So what was the deal with the neighbour family that raped her?

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>>83435844
>Eden Lake

I will only watch if they show her hairy vagina?

>>83435709
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp

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>>83435873
*braaps elegantly*

>>83435639
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself."

>YOU ARE A TOY

I need to return some videotapes

Whenever I see this I just think of the japanese snuff film

Holy Fuck, Paul verhoven made a medieval movie?

>>83435618
Which inspired Berserk, no less.

No one fucking cares

It was Palpatine
>a Sith Lord?

Lmao really? Fucking jedi couldn't figure this shit out?

And why do the clone troopers even carry out order 66? Are they all programmed to massacre the jedi as part of a galactic spanning sith plot that entirely hinges on not one person just fucking executing Palpatine REEEEEEEE

what about it?

Like if they just didn't mention it they wouldn't have sent any troops there. If you ever wanted to see how hippies would run a war this is it. XD

people don't forget

I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks

>>83435386
is that dave franco

Trans people don't age well either.

Post the jokes

>>83435370
There are no rules in comedy.
Nothing is off limits.
When you become a no go for comedians, it only makes it funnier once someone does make a joke about whatever was off limits.

there already is one

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>>83435357
How would you make a Cowboy Bebop film adaptation?

>>83435313
First I would cast a Jew as Spike (((Spiegel))).

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>>83435237
>give him a chance
>lego shit

Unfortunately the "fans" will find any way to connect it to ESB.

"Look, it's a movie, and it's the second in a trilogy! It has a darker tone! REHASH! hack!"

So it's a losing proposition for him. He needs to ignore the idiots and celebrate the new film.

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Thank god they're not using this one again.

He let himself out. He's dead.

>>83435189
THE NIGGER

Fucking ghosts may nigga