IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM THE THIRD REVELATION
Hi Mr. Revelation, I'm Grampa
>>79768662
hi grampa, go back 2 leddit
YES HE DOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>bookfags revealing everything in a tv show thread
you should read the book first then watch the movie adaptation.
let me guess, you're probably one of those "dude books are fucking boring and lame lol"
>>79768508
It's honestly your own fault for going into a thread that is based on a book. If you didn't know that's your fault too.
I always assume every thread is filled with spoilers and you should too.
>>79768508
>>79768668
>>79768700
If I were you I wouldn't read any threads about a current show I'm watching.
Name a better introduction to a zombie film. Pro-tip: You can't.
28 Days Later
Has any zombie film ever bothered to address the age-old question of why zombies only attack the living/healthy and not each other?
https://youtu.be/5kZaspfzul0
Stop scrolling. You have 10 seconds to name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.
jackie chan
>>79768435
I see you've watched inception
Yao Ming
Hu Jintao
Mao Zedong
Sun Mingming
Qin Shi Huangdi
Matt Damon
>jackie chan
That's all I got
What did the movies do better than the books?
>>79768281
battles
>>79768281
Music.
Taxes.
Name a movie that is edgier than this
Side note
>You can't
is that evil riker?
>>79768437
No, that's Charlise Manson. The artist replace the swastika with an x
>>79768278
Is that the movie were Billie Joel Armstrong voices puppet Charlie Manson? Either way pic related can't be topped in the edgey category
So, these two are objectively the most hateable characters, right?
>>79768186
Oh god no. Jim and pam both have huge flaws but michael is completely unlikeable until they turn him around in season 4. Michael is legitimately a broken horrible person. Which is why he is a good salesman.
>>79768230
Michael is just a social retard. He doesn't really understand that he is being an asshole.
>>79768186
Yes, I almost want to throw Kelly in front of them because I absolutely hate Mindy Kaling and her character is annoying as fuck, but objectively those two are by the worse.
>You're not brave, MEN are brave
How did he get away with this?
Marvel numales btfo eternally
>Goes against the last of his own species in order to protect his adopted planet
>Is greatly outnumbered
>Most people hate him in the Snyder universe
>He still chooses to fight for Earth, even against the overwhelming odds
>Destroys the last hope of reviving his kind
>Not brave
And yet, people still cheer for Batman
>>79768258
>can literally turn back time
>worthy of appraisal
Nah Batman is supreme.
It should've gone down like this
>>79768123
No. He is a betacuck that ruined everything for a random cunt.
Yeah he definitely should have been cast as Jon Snow instead of Kit
Robb Stark = eternal best Stark
Jon "Starkgaryen" Snow is not my King and is brobably an oathbreaker as well :DDD Grey Wolf not White Wolf mmkay. praise the old gods
What would you do if you had his powers
Hang out with bro ants duh.
Get squished and drowned.
Me? I'd serve crab legs.
what was his endgame?
to be more than mentioned on one page ever
Why did they make the Hobbit Orcs look so handsome?
>>79768116
>>79768084
why do they have perfect skin i thought they are disgusting creatures
Recommend me a film for this boring Friday night.
>>79768062
This one's comfy.
>>79768062
What kind of films are you looking for lad? Any specific genres you like? I'd be happy to give you some recommendations.
Maybe watch some Hard-Boiled. Nothing like some old-school Hong-Kong action
can someone explain what was the significance of Prometheus poisoning himself and disintegrating into the water?
was it supposed to make me believe human species somehow came out of that act?
if i were somehow left on another planet, killed myself and rotted away inside some lake, would that mean there would be minnie-me's running around that place a couple of thousand years later? i call bullshit on that.
>>79768038
What the film implies is that the alien kickstarted earth's evolutionary process by offering his own genetic material to be reformatted into single celled organisms, or instant soup if you will. Apparently Black Goo is just bullshit genetic programming. At any rate dont think too hard about this movie, its dumb
>>79768126
How do you know he offered it? Maybe he was a criminal on death row and had to do it as punishment. Don't assume so much next time if you don't know.
>>79768038
it was shit
*blocks your path*
*teleports behind you*
*shackles and slowly tortures you*
has anyone ever met Jerry Seinfeld here? Like maybe a grocery store or something.
ITT: "Futuristic technology" cliches that will either never be possible or never catch on.
>>79767950
Jetpacks and flying cars. FAA would throw a shitfit and people can barely drive, let alone fly
Virtual Reality
And not that dumb shit people strap onto their face nowadays
>>79768131
virtual porn is fucking amazing!!