Is there a better Woody Allen film?
It's among my very favorites along w/ Hannah and Her Sisters
>>80180759
Manhattan.
>>80180759
I need to poop.
Thoughts on this guy?
The best screenwriter of his generation, some might say...
TELL
his bland incompetence makes everyone else look good
pure kino
its not slow and boring is it? i usually assume all oscar noms are like this.
>join the army but don't wanna kill people
>become a fireman but don't wanna extinguish fires
>become a cop but don't wanna arrest people
>>80176603
>become a medic but don't want to heal people
oh wait, you missed the point entirely
got a (you) though so be happy
You just know
God, Sigourney Weaver was so fucking hot in her prime
>>80174151
How can white men compete?
>>80174151
Compare that xeno model to the shit in the new trailer. The biomechanical aspect of it is almost completely lost due to bad cgi
Celebrities who gained your respect
I mean i enjoy his skits much more when the topic is Trump. Kinda ironic that Trump is the one who save television talkshow by being... well Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAo6CbtTgE
are you excited /tv/?
>>80135114
>MEW
yep I'm excited. in many ways.
>blocked in your country
>>80135114
Who's playing the cop? Cute!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
No Costanza, there is no excuse for being small ;D
>woman laughs at sexual organ - whatever just humor lol
>man laughs at sexual organ - complete social outrage, millions of pissed off landwhales
is this why women don't into comedy?
>>80071024
No it's because they aren't funny, regardless of how small your penis is
Suck me big again Jerry, and chain up Elaine in the corner so she can watch.
childhood is feeling sad about the penguin and wondering why no one stopped it
adulthood is silent empathy for the penguin while accepting that this is nature's way
>>80047177
what went wrong with the little guy? where did he think he was going?
>>80047177
Why did you make this thread then? Attention seeking faggot.
>>80047205
kill yourself
I'm fucking crying. Absolute kino. If this doesn't get a Best Picture nomination, the Academy should be fucking gassed.
>>80011546
I want you to calm down and think about what you said. Do you REALLY think the movie deserves best picture? The only person in the movie who deserves an award is Charles for best supporting actor. The movie was great up until Charles dies, the third act was horrible
>>80011546
2/10 movie
>>80011546
will they win the make up Oscar ?
when does it get good? im tired of this villain of the week shit
>>80185811
It gets good in the first episode. They don't drop the killer of the week until season 3.
>>80185811
The celloist episode
>>80185972
i should have said, when does it go back to being good, i'm on episode 6 and the repetitive plot of new killer -> will getting stressed over -> finding killer is already wearing thin. a shame i've got a season and a half before it goes away.
>>80185994
how long before then?
>"Aargh, Peter, he was white! All these years protesting the civil rights act and one of my own gets me. Was I wrong all along, boy?"
>"U-Uncle Ben, h-he looked Italian."
>"Peter... thank you."
>*uncle Ben dies smiling*
You ever have some one die in your arms OP ? A family member ? Maybe I can make that happen for you
>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."
Eh, it was funnier the other time
What are some ww2 movies told from the perspective of the good guys?
>>80185087
Ivan's Childhood
The Cranes are Flying
Enemy at the Gates
>>80185087
Lol they were dumb 'we wuz aryans and super-men and shit' white niggers.
Slavs pushed their shit really hard but the real crime was to allow germany to survive.
>>80185087
Have you ever seen Saving Private Ryan?
>We can't afford Leo. Who do we get instead?
>>80184901
>hacks the Oscars to win the award
Nicholson
>>80184901
any hobo off teh street
>car drives off a cliff
>it explores
Where does it go?
>>80184909
On an adventure.
> character unloads entire magazine
> immediately puts white hot pistol down the front of his pants like it ain't no thang
>Staring at a guy who's pointing a gun at you in a club
Was it autism?
>"Chill out dickward"
What did he mean by this
she was mirin aaaaall dat Anhold gainz.
she was completely lost of dat form
very related :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NvlH0FfmA
YOU'VE GOT ME BURNIN'