Enough autistic memes for a second, let's discuss filmmaking.
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>>79944757
bump
Been thinking of a herzog style mockumentary but I'm struggling with dialog that plays it straight enough
Janet is a relatively attractive (under 200lb) 40yo religious highschool teacher who lives in the midwest. Her husband, nigel, was her first boyfriend and only lover. Interestingly, nigel has a very large penis, over 10". Unfortunately, he dies of cancer or something, but on his deathbed he's able to convince janet to marry again if she finds the right guy. So janet fucks and fucks and fucks. But, having been with no other man before nigel, she's slow to realize that he had a bwc of impressive proportions. The rest of the movie consists of her slowly looking older and sadder as she progresses thru a long line of men with average 7" dicks. Finally, at age 90, werner pays her a visit at the nursing home with a birthday gift, a gigolo, a well endowed one at that. He fucks her silly and makes cum like she hasn't cum in 50 years since dear old nigel passed away. The final shot is of her in tears of joy and sadness. Joy for the wonderful orgasm and sadness because she's old and nearly dead.
Finishing a short film atm that I've been working on for over a year
Probably gonna be shit
MURDER MOST FOUL
The 'Niles is a serial killer' subplot to the last season was pretty dark and out of the blue.
is this show good? or is it something only people in their 50s enjoy?
>>79944642
i've enjoyed it since i was a kid
then again I do have an iq of 160+
What happens if I just put my hand over my mouth before a facehugger jumps out at me?
>>79944415
You get cum on your hands
>>79944435
Gross
>>79944435
Anno directed Alien's movie fucking when
Who is your GOAT and why? Mine is pic related.
Ruby Rose
that sexy chick that cracks that guys back during intercourse in that james bond movie
penetrate me senpai
ITT modern classics of the 2010s
Picture related: the best films of 2013
>>79943957
Spring breakers is trash and under the skin is a 6/10
Will Korine return to save 2017?
I assume Glazer will wait another 10 years to make another film.
>>79943957
OGF isn't even half as good as the other two.
Is this the funniest man alive?
did he spend a bit too long on the sun beds?
I wouldn't say funniest, but he has a particular style of humour that defines him.
>>79943394
That's what his face really looks like, it's a birthmark I think, he covers it with tons of makeup
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE
Share a kino with /tv/.
This is the most well-shot space film since 2001. It is as immersive as your first time playing System Shock 2. Watch it. It's like Kubrick and Mann shot a film together. Watch it.
>>79942841
and it's called Outland
>>79942841
Mmm...I could watch that, if I wanted to...
>>79942841
>>79942869
I made this. Didn't think is was especially great though.
It's gonna be fun at least right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV7KX3LsmTk
>dat music
>dat goofy atmosphere
Jesus christ what are they thinking
>>79942877
baby numale critics want quips, they got em
>awkward """"funny"""" dialogue scene
Every. Fucking. Blockbuster.
>"For the Battle of Coruscant sequence I wanted to depict a grand scale space battle with capital ships. We have seen dogfights before, but no capital ship against capital ship battles where both sides unleash their entire arsenals to decimate the enemy fleet."
>"Some people have asked me why I chose to have the ships so close to one another rather than very far away, which would be very possible and probably more reasonable considering the technology they have access to. The truth is that I wanted to capture that iconic pirate ship battle atmosphere where two ships lined up next to each other and unloaded, and I wanted to underline the defeat of a ship by making it appear to drop toward the planet, like an airplane that's been shot down. Very dramatic visuals overall"
>"Another reason for that decision is that a space battle between ships that are very far away from each other is a very boring affair. You hear the command to fire weapons. Sometime later you may or may not see a successful hit. You fire, you wait, you fire, you wait. Maybe you would see some blip on a radar screen. Very dry and calculated, much like submarine movies, which aren't known for exciting battles. It wouldn't have conveyed the tension and energy I wanted the scene to have."
Do you agree with Lucas?
Yes. I thought that scene was great.
>>79942501
No, because the prequels should never have been made in the first place.
>>79942501
Yeah, that whole opening battle is awesome, and there's few things more gratifying that ships unloading broadsides at eachother, and making it spaceships is even cooler.
GAIN SOME FUCKING WEIGHT
>>79940339
he looks like an IRL gondola meme :D:DDD
maybe he's got parasites to get into character more deeply
>>79940339
>learning his Comedian xbox hueg body was prosthetics
Bravo
Planet of the Ood edition
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>>79940319
Where to pirate all of big finish?
Why couldnt they justshare the pod half and half so they'd be like 60-70 at arrival?
Also this movie was a shitshow
>>79939780
I thought it was fine. There were some parts I found unintentionally hilarious, but otherwise it was a solid movie with okay performances all throughout.
Also I like to think they probably had a kid and put them in the pod.
>movie ends
>immediate cut to horrible pop song
Ruined the entire movie.
>>79939933
this tbqh
https://youtu.be/duGqrYw4usE
>movie poster pic related
More of my waifu Nebula.
>>79939679
So awkward. So tryhard. 96% on Rotten Tomatoes at least.
>>79939679
Who the fuck is mantis?
>>79939850
Cutie Asian bug waifu.
>not that anon, but
>actually am that anon
dumb frogposter
>>79939621
kys dumb frogposter
I'm that nigga
Why do people slate it so much?
>>79939518
>slate
Huh?
>>79939544
Criticise.
>>79939518
Incoherent nonsense? it's a movie constructed out of non sequiturs