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How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?
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Feet pics and falcon chow!
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>this was considered a fit and manly physique in the nineties
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ITT: movies that just exhausted you with how depressing/fucked they are.
Pic Related. Also the VVitch.
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>>83993087
Pls do my man. I love having my soul ripped out.
[spoilers]blue team rules[/spoilers]
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>>83993174
fucked up spoilers. its too early for this shit.
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>>83993054
Eden Lake.
A lot of the dialogue in this film is funny as fuck, even though the movie is profoundly sad...
I mean, I knew people that talked like these kids when I was in school but damn Casper has some excellent lines. The little dudes smoking a blunt on the sofa is one of the best scenes in modern cinema imo.
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>>83993011
>KIDS (2011)
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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Meh.
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If you liked Kids, you should watch Bully by the same director. I liked it more.
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What's the best Bond theme 2017-06-17 07:03:26 Post No.83992925
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What's the best Bond theme
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and why is it You Only Live Twice?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFtQPgHyek
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>>83992925
>What's the best Bond theme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfmQe_eBvrc
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Blomkamp is a fucking hack.
The designs and photography were cool tho.
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It was pretty neat for the reasons you listed. I didn't think it was great, but maybe the next ones will be more interesting.
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>Rakka
Is this an edgy metaphor for ISIS? Why is he only able to do one kind of setting?
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>ancient Goddess-queen
>a B cup at best
Explain this shit
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>>83992917
based partyposter!
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tfw mommy mummy yandere gf
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Wtf was his problem?
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>PHANTOM ROCKERS IN THE OPERA TONIGHT
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>>83992466
ur on fire tonight dude
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>>83992438
He was sorry for party rocking
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Post the last Disney film you paid to see before realizing how evil they were and boycotting them.
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>>83992330
Civil war. and the force awakens, if that counts.
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>>83992330
The last one I saw was Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)
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>>83992330
>the force awakens, if that counts.
Why the fuck wouldn't it?
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rec me a movie to watch /b/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdpFpfIBkXc
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>>83992211
trip dubs, looks like you gotta
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>>83992236
>19% rotten score
and i hated napoleon dynamite, no sir
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Have you ever visited film locations /tv/?
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I went on the Universal Studios Hollywood tour
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>>83992186
Was it nice?
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I've done some stuff
> visited Ronin filming locations in south of france (pic related)
> visited Star Wars filming locations in Spain and Tunisia
> visited Mortal Combat filming locations in Thailand
is there a conspiracy in hollywood to solely make big budget movies now for chinese audiences?
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>>83991585
Conspiracy implies ill-intent, so no.
Is there an active plan to cater to chink audiences? Obviously.
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Yes. Next question?
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>>83991585
>americans now think hollywood caters specifically to the chinese market in order to delude themselves out of thinking that they aren't the biggest nation of plebs on the planet
wew
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Adam Sandler/Happy Madison 2017-06-17 05:57:53 Post No.83991523
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Adam Sandler/Happy Madison
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DAE actually ENJOY Adam Sandler's films?
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What the fuck are you trying to say?
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>>83991523
This looks like a reddit saying? Fuck off, you're not welcome here.
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>>83991523
I liked elf
Uhhh I am Morty smith ask me anything uhh
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>>83991513
do you shave your testicles?
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>>83991618
Uhh yes I do
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Do you think this is a god damn game?
>you are now placed in the same situation as the main character from your favorite horror movie
How fucked are you /tv/?
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>>83991400
The Event Horizon would never let me leave.
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Pretty much not fucked at all.
Since I don't have sex, ghost zombies can't come after me.
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>I'm now John Oldman
feels good
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I want to bone Captain Janeway.
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We are far from the bones of my people.
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Me too
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i want to bone 7 of 9