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2x for flicks watching two at the same time
1.5x for movies while shitposting
1x for films making notes
0.5 for kino rewatching it at least twice, first upside down, second with the eyes closed and on mute
I've been trying to develop a new formula to find the best way to watch a motion picture, and it's like speed = sen(time)^-q, in which q is a coefficient related to the quality of the director.

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>>78946932

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Flicks: 8x speed, muted with your own music playing if you so choose
Movies: 4x speed, and it is recommended having a tab open in the background filled with nude pictures of the actresses from the movie
Film: 2x speed, no boards other than /tv/ and /pol/ may be browsed whilst watching
Cinema: 1.25x speed, limit of 3 /tv/ tabs open at any one time
Kino: 1x speed, full screen in the dark, no distractions or breaks
Charme Discret: 0.5x speed, with only /r/truefilm allowed open in the background

>>78946855
/ourgirl/

>>78946855
>>78946900
Lol FAIL

>>78946855
7 when she see our bull

>>78946725
>alright Mr. snipes, we need you to open your eyes
>...
>just open your eyes
>...
>mr snipes?
>...
>mr snipes?!
>...
>is he asleep?
>...
>WHY WONT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES?!

Every nigger is a star...

>>78947985
He just din't

the way is clear. the next doctor will be a black lesbian Welsh woman.

>>78946594
>that tranny next to him
Thank good I left with Tennant

>>78946702
Do they have women in Wales? I thought the whole country was a bunch of Tom Jones clones mining for coal.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer was better

>>78946489
Charmed is an objectively bad and dated show, but it's super-nostalgic late 90s feelgood

>>78946489
>Pretty much the only badass girly thing I can think of ever being produced for TV.

>What is Charlie's Angels
underage much?

You're not just wrong, you're stupid.

>>78946403
>be scottish
>cinema booked full for the next month of showings
>no singles policy anyway so nae bothert.

>>78946403
Why isn't Carlyle there?

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wtf is the story with his wife's son

the news is on right now retard

All I could think about was 'my wife's so e' meme whenever I saw an ad for it. Also wasn't this show about a fat chick originally?

>>78946178
roman polanski, that's it

none im not a child

How could you hate Adam Driver? Just because he's in Shit Wars? He was arguably the best actor in Silence.

Disgust

Awe

he's holding back a turd

Well...you're not human, so i don't give a fuck about your judgment

>>78946076
PALMER NOW.

This is nonsense...doesn't prove a thing.

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is there a single person /pol/fags won't fill their diaper over when it comes to criticizing their lowkey thicc emperor? Look at this fucking dunce, making up arbitrary rules as he edges us closer to global war.

>>78946032

He's not wrong. Jack isn't a robotic expert/engineer. He was just some dude.So jim made the door slightly too big? Suspension of disbelief you guys.

Its a story being told by an old woman anyway, she remembered the door being big enough for the two of them because she wished Jack lived, but he didn't. BOOM plothole covered.

>Oh, I know. And by the way, he nominated a guy to run the EPA [Scott Pruitt] who has eight lawsuits against the EPA, and refuses to recuse himself from those lawsuits! It’s basically the upside-down world right now, and the kind of dialogue coming out of these guys sounds like George Orwell. Alternate facts? There’s no such thing as an alternate fact! These people are insane.

B A S E D J I M
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Look at that perfectly round 'ed, it's like a fuckin orange

OOH KNOCK KNOCK
ITS GAYVID GREY THE BENT PIANIST

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Another Brit thread

Feels good boys

he's literally a spoiled 10 year old who spends most of his time with his mom.

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>>78946061
>who spends most of his time with his mom

So would you, if your mom looked like that

>>78945976
Trump could literally get so much more support if he just admitted this kid was autistic. Instead he he hides because he's ashamed of him. Poor kid.

>>78945868

mask u sumfng rig,

wat u gon do abt LAWRY and CuRL, Rig?

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>m...m...ma...ma....
>oh my god Rick it's her first word
>m...ma...ma...m'ask you summthin'

ey RICK
*sprints up to porch*
TELL YOU SUMN MAN
*kicks door open*
IT AIN'T LIKE IT WAS RICK
*chases Dale up stairs*

Suburban white women.

>>78945857
Jason Momoa is samoan right? Coconut skulls are hard as rock, so he probably wins

>>78945857
Jason Momoa grew up a hard mother fucker that got in bar fights and had just above his eye slashed by a beer bottle.

Jason Momoa would beat Mangeniello but that's no knock on Joe. Momoa is just harder