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Mockumentary kino right here.
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You got that right. Ja'mie is every stacy I went to high school with. Made me sad when Jonah finally learned to read good.
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ONE DIVIDED BY TWO EQUALS
THREE DIVIDED BY FOUR EQUALS
FIVE DIVIDED BY SIX EQUALS
MUH INTELLICTALITY
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>>80742810
>But I'm crushed deep inside like that little nigger who died
that's art right there.
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Is this the saddest scene?
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>>80742470
>agua
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>>80742470
second for hot pie
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>>80742483
fuck water, bring me wine
how did you guys feel about the final episode?
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DUDE SLACKING OFF IS COOL FUCK WORK AND ALSO SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY LMAO XDDD
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>>80742267
epic
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>>80742309
Go back to rebbit, they're more accepting of degeneracy there.
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Hey, /tv/! Share your funniest Crowder moments ITT.
https://youtu.be/PMSRAz2VZqk
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>>80742087
Crowder has never been funny.
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Fuck off Crowder you're the equivalent of a stale saltine
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>>80742087
Steven Crowder is like if a Sunday School teacher somehow became convinced he was an edgy comedian. Alex Jones did this and absolutely fucking killed it, he made Cenk chimp out and Anna got so triggered she violated her own fat pride bullshit. Crowder does it and its toothless, the kind of thing that would be featured on fucking Fox and Friends.
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Why don't actually good horrors get much attention unlike meme movies like It Follows and Don't Breathe?
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because they dont make money so in turn normies dont see them cause they aren't popular.
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>>80742032
I'm glad to see this posted here I liked it a lot.
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>>80742306
Did It Follows actually make a lot of money though? It was arguably even slower than this and with even less payoff.
>>80742373
It was pretty great, Doubt anyone else but LMG could've pulled it off though, he's a great actor.
I was under the impression this movie went full supernatural though, was surprised at how it played out.
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Told you fucking manchildren it would total shit.
Fucking CRISPY CREME is a plot point and the best part is the TRAINING MONTAGE hahahahaha
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>>80742000
>it will be a big hit with the under 10 year Olds
Lmao - can't make this shit up
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no one thought it was going to be good
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>>80742000
Who thought this was going to be good?
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high lvl /tv/ memes only
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dumping mine 1/4
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2/4
He's not a good actor.
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you're right
but he is likable
just like brad pitt
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leave him alone
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He's not a good actor but he's a good person
What is more beautiful, my love? Love lost or love found? Don't laugh at me, my love. I know it, I'm awkward and naive when it comes to love, and I ask questions straight out of a pop song. This doubt overwhelms me and undermines me, my love. To find... .or to lose? All around me, people don't stop yearning. Did they lose or did they find? I can't say. An orphan has no way of knowing. An orphan lacks a first love. The love for his mama and papa. That's the source of his awkwardness, his naiveté. You said to me, on that deserted beach in California, "you can touch my legs." But I didn't do it. There, my love, is love lost. That's why I've never stopped wondering, since that day: where have you been? Where you are now?
And you, shining gleam of my misspent youth, did you lose or did you find? I don't know. And I will never know. I can't even remember your name, my love. And I don't have the answer. But this is how I like to imagine it, the answer. In the end, my love, we have no choice. We have to find.
MOTHERFUCKING KINO.
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>>80741712
Eh.
I watched the first 3 episodes & stopped.
He's an unentertaining dick.
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https://youtu.be/uXmnOativFY
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>>80742745
>wiggling in Greenlandic intensifies
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why do people pretend to like this piece of trash flick?
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>>80741693
Fuck you, I love this movie
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>>80741693
That kid sucked.
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his pants are too loose 0/10 flick
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Studios Flirt With Offering Movies Early in Home for $30
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>Six of the seven biggest Hollywood studios are continuing to push to offer movies in the home mere weeks after their theatrical debuts.
>However, the companies, particularly Fox and Warner Bros., are showing greater flexibility about timing. Initially, Warner Bros. CEO Kevin Tsujihara had kicked off negotiations with exhibitors by offering to cut them in on a percentage of digital revenues if they agreed to let them debut films on-demand for $50 a rental some 17 days after they opened. Currently, most major movies are only made available to rent some 90 days after their release. Some studios offer films for sale electronically roughly 70 days after their bow in theaters.
>Other studios, particularly Fox and Universal, felt that $50 was too steep a price to ask consumers to pay. They are now trying to get exhibitors to agree to a plan that would involve a lower priced premium on-demand option that was made available at a slightly later date, according to three studio insiders and two exhibition insiders. Fox and Warner Bros., for instance, are considering making films available between 30 to 45 days after their opening, but at $30 a rental, a price they believe won’t give customers sticker shock. Universal, which is seen as being the most aggressive negotiator in these talks, would like the home entertainment debut to remain in the 20-day range.
>Studios are looking for ways to shore up home entertainment revenues as DVD sales continue to slide. They also believe that their advertising can be more effective and cost efficient if a film’s home entertainment release is closer to its theatrical debut. By grouping those two things closer together, studios wouldn’t have have to launch a massive promotional campaign to reintroduce consumers to a movie months after it was on the big screen.
https://variety.com/2017/film/news/studios-premium-vod-early-1202013205/
I for one, welcome this as going to the cinema is a waste of time and money.
inb4 singles only
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not gonna do shit if the movies still suck
burn in hell hollywood
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>Then there’s the issue of shifting consumer tastes. Younger consumers, used to streaming services such as Netflix, are accustomed to being able to access content whenever and on whichever device they would like — they’re not used to having to wait months to watch something.
>Lionsgate, Paramount, and Sony have also been talking with a group of exhibitors that includes AMC, Regal, and Cineplex. Disney is not interested in shortening the release window, the industry term for the amount of time a film runs exclusively in theaters. That’s unsurprising because Disney releases Marvel, Star Wars, and animated movies that tend to have long runs in theaters and have a size and scope that tends to work well on the big screen.
>Because of anti-trust laws, the studios cannot work together to sign deals. They have to reach agreements with each participating chain on an individual basis. The talks have been going on for over a year, and are still very much in flux, insiders caution. Many issues have to be resolved before a final pact is in place.
>Further complicating the picture is the fact that there are a number of different models being circulated. Some studios, for instance, are weighing a scenario where movies could be made available for rental at a higher price as soon as they dip below a certain number of screens. The thinking is that it doesn’t make sense for a movie to stay exclusively in theaters if it isn’t being widely shown.
>Universal would like all of its films to be released on premium video-on-demand early, but other players like Warner Bros. and Fox seem more amenable to having a different release pattern for different movies. In that kind model, bigger franchise films that tend to have longer runs in theaters might be held back from release on demand.
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>>80741644
If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door.
Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
What purpose do they honestly serve?
Aren't most of them just bitter nerds who failed to make it into the business?
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>>80741544
I'm a bitter nerd that failed to make it into the business. How can I get paid to review movies?
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>>80741544
You're a fucking idiot.
>bitter nerds who failed to make it into the industry
Project harder.
For the last fucking time, Rotten Tomatoes is a review AGGREGATOR. What's that you ask? It aggregates all the reviews from internet and printed publications and presents them as a percentage based off the people who thought the film was good or bad (in other words fresh or not).
I can only imagine a dumb fucking idiot like you, who doesn't even know how the fuck Rotten Tomatoes works, would be jealous of the stupid critics that write reviews.
And if you don't know why critics get paid by publications to write movie reviews, then you are dumber than I thought. In that case seriously consider ending your life.
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>>80742010
This is the type of informative post that still inspire me to come on /tv/ everyday. That makes a lot of sense.
are there any good world war 2 movies that aren't filled with western propaganda?
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The human condition
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>>80741392
please go back to /pol/
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Fortress of War
it's full of eastern propaganda!
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Thoughts on My Name is Earl?
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nobody gives a shit what your name is ya fagget
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aih think karma's tryin'a tell me sum'n
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FINISH
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Admit, this scene gave you chills
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*feels goosebumps sprouting on paws*
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>>80741370
hahah shes dead now
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I actually legit got feels, like I'm only just about to start crying, you know the ones?
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*raises paw*
u-um... what movie is this from?
*lowers paw*