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>>87126886
somewhere between 8 and 11 depending on what you can tolerate, beyond that it's actually unbearable to watch

>>87127387
ok thank for respond

I looked up season 12 Simpsons to see if there are any worthwhile episodes. I started with the john swartzwelder episodes, because he's their goat.
>Simpsons go to africa
>Simpsons splits into two area codes and meets the who

These were my idealized episodes of 'nu-simpsons' , i can only imagine what they're putting out today

reddit one

they all start out interesting, pepper in a few obnoxious SJW dog whistles to disillusion me a bit, the premise then takes a sort of "half twist" and drags on for 20 minutes too long before the finale happens, at which point i no longer care what happens because the potential has been squandered to make a point about modern life or society that i fundamentally disagree with

the production values and concepts are so hilariously wasted on this farce of a series that it actually makes me feel true sadness

dae trannies?????

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>>87126857

https://youtu.be/20z4edLGxHE

It actually almost didn't get made back in the 90's, and there were protests from Gay Rights groups when it got nominated for multiple Oscars.

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>>87126857

What did they mean by this?

No.

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>>87126779

Peter Jackson has made my dick limp ever since The Hobbit so no

For recors, these were the faggots responsible for Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Vampires Suck

It will be an abridged version of Force Awakens but every 5 minutes a dude in a cheap costume will show up, say "I'm CHARACTER from MOVIE" and piss on somebody.

>>87126756
hollywood jews be gettin on muh last nerve.

>>87126743
They should've used The Horn of Winter, like I assume they will be in the books.

>Walkers approach the wall with their army of the dead
>The Watchers on the Wall blow one horn blast for returning rangers
>The army of the dead form up
>The Watchers blow a second horn blast
>The Night King makes his way to the front of his army
>The Watchers blow a third horn blast for White Walkers
>The Night King raises The Horn of Winter to his lips and blows a single blast in reply
>fade to black with the sound of ice cracking

I dont see why your nitpicking now. It was already a creature that couldnt possibly fly before it was killed.

>>87126911
>Night King
>Books

get a better actor see:any actor
or maybe a trashbin with a shitty mustache and soul patch drawn on.

All it would take is for Littlefinger to properly defend himself from the accusations and then Sansa to use the manipulation techniques he taught her to reveal his guilt

>>87126683
Already done

>Lady Shansha, I believe you lied under oath when you said your aunt Lysa jumped through the Moon door? Does this not matter?
>Ah, I shuppoze we are taking a crippled boy's dreams as facts, then? Should all trials be settled this way?
>Do great deeds not weigh in on my innocence? Saving you from the Lannisters, returning you to your seat in Winterfell, saving your brother and bringing the Vale into your service. A fair trial is the least you can offer me.
>No? Very well. I shall demand trial by combat.
>Not even that? Fine, then the Night's Watch will serve me well enough, with the dead on the way you need every man you can spare.
>You wish to kill me right here? Are you forgetting about the gods? You cannot kill a guest under your roof, you'd be no better than your family's killers.
>You don't care about that? Very well, but you are a Stark, my lady. I shall not accept accept your sentence if you are not the one to look me in the eye and take my life yourself.
>Or, whatever, just have the goblin bitch mutilate my throat with my dagger. Then burn my body.
>Or just leave my corpse on the floor. I shuppoze that would be acceptable as well.

spanking the monkey

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>>87126576
No. But it could be done in 3, 3 hour movies.

And Peter Jackson is the only man who could do it.

Hire the writers from game of thrones season 7 and they will do it in 2 hours.

It could be pretty effectively broken down into thematically connected vignettes.

>>87126557
At least they were all different, and we didn't have to suffer watching the Terminator team up with the Predator and Thulsa Doom in a PG-13 fun for the whole family series of quipfest CGI flicks

>replying seriously
>to a tripfag
You more than anything are the reason this board is shit, not him.

>>87126557
Arnie's best line was from Commando- something like:
Arnie:You remember how I said I would kill you last?
Thug: (wimpering) y-y-y-yes?
Arnie : I lied.
Drops thug off cliff.

>>87126489
if those survival shows have taught me anything, they'd be fucking dead within a week

>>87126517
This

>take story inherently about the way society trains men for violent competition and war
>slap girls on it
>don't even account for how their society would form social hierarchies based on politics instead of physical strength

What's the point? Also
>Le sjws
>being literally written by WHITE MALES

No one wants this to happen on any political side

>>87126458
the book is 100x better than this
good as stand-alone kino only

Who is 'we'?

This must be bait or the work of underaged. If you can't tell that Fight Club is a biting takedown of "alpha male" and disconnected Gen X ideologies you're not reading the media you consume coherently enough.

>>87126370
i buy things i cant afford using credit because i need entertainment while i dwell in the neet life. fuck chuck palaniuk if i could make a living off of my shitty writing i wouldnt be such a nihilistic faggot

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TAKE THAT

TASTE THE PAIN

Its time for this meme to be rambling on

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>>87126317