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He killed millions.
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haven't seen the movie. why did he kill the six garillion?
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Stop talking about shit movies
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>>83021834
I think he genocided the Prometheusans because he wanted the be an god
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>almost perfect film
>still only 90% positively rated
I fucking hate prude burgers
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>>83021466
wow this film seems very adult and intelligent. Should I call it, ehm, Kino???
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The third act was shite. Made the movie go from a 10/10 to 8/10
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>>83021466
Yep. The movie is a near masterpiece but puritan North American retards let it sail by unnoticed but they fap themselves raw over that fucking trash Blue is the Warmest Color because they can use it to promote their identity politics bullshit. The Handmaiden should have won an Oscar. Great movie!!!FACT!!!
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Which One do you Prefer? 2017-05-21 07:43:03 Post No.83019994
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Nothing can beat the one at the right, except johnny depp ofc
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>>83019994
Show butts, will tell.
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1. it was never snyder
2. first one is emily blont
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Why do all the Disney girls go crazy as fuck but Nickelodeon girls seem to do alright?
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>>83019815
Dan "the man" Schneider takes care of his waifus.
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Dan knows how to keep 'em keen.
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>>83019815
I used to like Hannah Montana.
Can't believe Miley went so sexual.
As least Hemsworth is getting her back on track.
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Just watched this kinography and it's absolutely masterful. It's such a shame that recent historical movies can't even reach the level of subtlety and greatness that this movie has, despite having better tools and even bigger budgets available.
Was it because no CGI? Because capeshit wasn't really a thing?
Any other essential kinos like this one that women will never understand?
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>>83019783
>Any other essential kinos like this one
Depends on what you're looking for. I'd say Kingdom of Heaven DC comes closest. Dances with Wolves if you're going for comfyness.
You'll probably like Master and Commander too
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>>83020280
Already watched Master and Commander, don't remember if I've watched Kingdom of Heaven but will check it out, haven't watched Dances with Wolves.
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>>83020280
>Kingdom of heaven DC
Even the DC is trash, it's literally muslims are good boys they din do nuthin the film.
Ironclad is fine if you just want to watch knights go at each other with little CGI.
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>budget: 97 million
>gross: 607 million
wtf?
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>>83019440
You have to gross 25 times the budget to make a profit. Also that doesn't include marketing.
Layoff notices imminent at Marvel and day now.
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>>83019440
It was a good movie
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Who do we have to thank for this success?
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Nehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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>Peter: Holy crap lois check this out
>Lois: Peta what the hell are you doing?
>Peter: lois I'm fuckin the freakin baby I'm just so horny for the baby and i can't stop fucking him holy freakin crap
>Lois: ok
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Joe:Hey Beter
Peter: well heya joe! whatcha doing?
Joe: peter I noticed you uhhhhh....you're fucking the baby peter....you know thats uhhh....pedophilia?
PEter: what are you talkin about jo! i'm not fuckin the baby! I'm just so damn horny
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What movie was playing when you got your first blowjob.
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No movie because I didn't get a blowjob because I've never gotten a blowjob because I'm a KHV loser pussy repellant
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beats me why the hell me and my gf at the time got into the mood with this shit playing
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http://www.tasteofcinema.com/2015/15-complex-movies-from-this-century-that-were-too-smart-for-mainstream-audiences/
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>>83018034
Cloud Atlas was was ruined mainly by 3 things
>Halley Berry
>Stupid fucking future language
>helley Berry speaking that stupid fucking future language
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>tfw to smart to make money
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>movies
>smart
Lol no. Movies are incapable of being smart. They can be pretentious but if a movie ever makes you think, you're probably a brainlet.
Why does Hollywood make comedies with such unrealistic premises?
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Y-yeah, s-s-so unrealistic ..
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It's not possible, is it?
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I'd like to see a 20 year old virgin movie. I think that'd be hilarious tbqh. Still really unrealistic but not as far out as 40 years old.
now that the dust has settled, can we agree this is the worst alien film? even worse than prometheus
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Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises' opening plane scene?
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Prometheus was great
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>>83016027
Not really. If you are going to bitch about helmets I refuse to post in this thread.
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JUST: Alien Covenant underperforms at the weekend box office 2017-05-21 05:51:01 Post No.83015614
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JUST: Alien Covenant underperforms at the weekend box office
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>4th Writethru, Sunday AM: All sequelitis aside, what made 20th Century Fox’s Alien:Covenant slow down at the box office?
>Initially the Ridley Scott-directed movie looked like it was coming in at $40M, which would have repped the second best opening in the Alien franchise, but now at $36M it’s the third best behind Prometheus ($51M) and 2004’s Alien v. Predator ($38.3M).
>As major studios look for new franchises to mine, and the Alien origin stories looked very promising, this is not what any studio executive hopes for, especially with a vintage brand like Alien. If Star Wars and Jurassic Park can boost their grosses off of both old fans and new, why can’t Alien?
>For a moment last night, one distributor even predicted that Disney/Marvel’s Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 might beat the Prometheus sequel for No. 1 after a 70% surge Saturday over Friday with $15 million. But Disney is calling second place for GOTG2 with $35.1M in its third weekend and a running cume of $301.7M.
>From a marketing perspective, what went amiss with Alien: Covenant was the fact that in its materials Fox went strictly after the Alien fanboy crowd versus the general lay moviegoers who determine how big your movie is going to be. Some fans griped that Prometheus lacked the classic Xenomorph alien, so Fox in their materials sold the picture with a focus on the old Alien, the one everyone was supposedly wanted.
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Alien Covenant
>lets try a creation type story
>failure
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>>83015725
Ridley Scott is senile
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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What actors have made the best physical transformations for a role ?
>inb4 endless bale posting
Yes he's very dedicated and based but lets see some others
Brolin's looking like he's trying hard for cable even though je's a manlet
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>>83015549
>brolin as cable
Holy shit its so on point, mirin his dedication since getting ripped as an old guy is hard to do
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didnt jared leto fuck his body up for requiem for a dream
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>>83015595
Wonder if he's roiding...
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Why is The Wire the best show ever created?
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how did McNulty go from a detective to a street cop again?
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>>83014881
Please do explain why. I keep seeing it promoted as a great show, and I've watched every episode, but I don't understand why it's even considered good, much less great or best.
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>>83015152
Its overated shit. White liberals like to see black people say the n word and acting hood since they've never experienced being in the ghetto before. The sopranos is infinitely better
I'm just on my way to the beach
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did they ever release the fedora guy footage from the new season?
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>>83014735
Still gets me to this day. Press F to pay respects to an innocent man.
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>So you met this girl online?
>Yes, is that a crime? Lots of people meet each other online.
>How old did she says she was?
>18
>She said she was 13.
>What, no way.
>I have the transcripts. "Wow, you are only 13? We need to keep this a secret, a young girl like you doesn't come around often"
>I was just going to the beach!
dude, was framed. Would hate if that would happen to me desu