http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017
Anyone who's got links n shit, post em.
>>82972623
Livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9cPI9u-eM
Links
http://cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/index.pl/2017
http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017
>>82972710
Thx bruv
>tfw Haneke gets trashed
I hate that sadist
Is this dare i say the first anime kino ever made?
How does Netflix keep hitting it out of the park with all of their kino productions?
huh i didnt know blame got an adaptation, is it trash?
Oh fuck I forgot this was out, is it any good? how's the CGI? does it capture the feeling of the manga in your opinion?
Because you're an easily impressed child thats mind is governed by videogames
I wouldn't doubt for a second you consider(or at one point)HBO the greatest network too
Post some funny Simpsons one-liners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4fIE0PP6s
>>82972383
>Chuck's feed and sneed.jpg
There we got it over with
>>82972383
the british flanders is better imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BP3CLOfHTE
>Buenas nochus meinen Fuhrer
Do you like him?
Dwayne 'WWE's The Rock [Can you smell what THE ROCK is cooking' Johnson is better in my honest opinion
>>82972276
you didn't close the bracket
No
I LOVE HIM
Name a better sci-fi series. Pro-tip. Ye cannae.
You're not stirring up shit with that comment.
>Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
>Person of Interest
>Battlestar Galactica
>Fringe
>>82972256
He knows. Just trying to get replies.
What was his tax policy?
10% flat tax
>>82972249
>flat tax on a population made of 95% farmers who don't draw a real income
>>82972326
At least read wikipedia, you fool.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tithe
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY
>>82972116
what fucking movie is this i literally just watched it
>a typical amerikuk
>>82972171
American History X
OMG I'M GOING TO EXPOSE OUR MODERN UPPER CLASS CAPITALIST LIFESTYLES AS FRAUDULENT PRISONS THAT HAVE MADE US DETACHED AND COLD TO OUR PEERS AND COUNTRYMEN! LOOK AT HOW SAD THE OLD SCIENTIST IS WHEN HE IS REPLACED BY THE MAIN CHARACTER, AND HOW HE STARES AT THE PICTURE OF HIS DOG! IT IS OUR MODERN LIVES THAT CAUSE SUCH HOLLOW PAIN! I WILL POSIT THAT THE ONLY WAY TO CONFRONT THIS REALITY IS TO SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY ALL OF OUR POSSESSIONS AND KILL EACH OTHER! YES, THAT WILL SHOW THEM! FUCK THE BOURGEOISIE! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I WRITE MY NEXT ANTI-WESTERN PARABLE!
>>82972051
lol you should read Bernhard sometimes. Austrians are fucking crazy.
Haneke is shit
Götz Spielmann is much better
>>82972240
tell your remark during the next Cannes festival
>>82972051
>implying it's not true
>Empty theatre vs Packed theatre
Which would you rather find yourself in?
>>82971965
empty, my falcon likes to put his feet on the chairs in front of him
Doesn't matter. I always end up in the singles pit
>>82971965
empty are u fucking gay or something
>You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Zack. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.
>It's a praise to a shit film because was directed by a woman and has a independent woman who needs no men as the main character episode
based snyder
>>82971942
>bada**
what did he mean by this?
This is Quentin Tarantino. Say something nice to him, /tv/.
ONE MAN
He could be uglier.
>>82971871
I like feet too.
Are there celebrities browsing /tv/ ?
i was browsing your mums asshole last night
Yes. Ariel Winter here.
no I wont post feet pics.
celeb here, most of us are aware of this place and all of our pr people are on here.
What series do you want to see after it?
I'd love to see something like Powder Mage get a series, that or Turtledove's Worldwar series.
98% of fantasy shows are shit. Stop expecting "the next" game of thrones.
GoT only prevails as a political drama, not a fantasy show. It's primarily about characters and not lore. Most fantasy (especially modern fantasy) has awful characters and dresses it up in generic lore to make it more palletable.
Tell a story. Dont show us one. This is the #1 mistake in modern cinema
Horus Heresy with each series following one of the primarchs to the battle on tera and death of horus.
Unlimited budget.
>>82971652
Just give Damond Lindeloff unlimited budget for his next kino serie
??
The rocks fock and sock
>>82971634
What did they mean by this?
At first I thought it was a forced perspective failure, but I watched the scene and they're standing side-by-side.
It still makes no sense. Tough guys talk face-to-face.
>HR Giger told O'Bannon, the screenwriter of Alien that he smoked opium. O'Bannon asked why he took it. "I am afraid of my visions," Giger replied. "It's just your mind," O'Bannon said. Giger responded: "That is what I am afraid of."
How many cocks did Giger suck in his lifetime
Why and how did Giger have these kind of visions?
>>82971574
He read the Necronomicon one too many times.