ITS
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TITO DICK DICK MAN BABY
only /kino/ music videos please. i'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGLxoKOvzu4
Boner unlocked.
https://youtu.be/jko7E6KgDz0
>>84009074
I would have protected sex with this woman.
What the fuck? This was actually pretty good!
>>84008999
Nah. I really appreciated that they made the most badass character an American but the CGI dragons sucked and Bale/Butler had no chemistry despite the fact they were best buddies. It also kind of didn't go anywhere exciting with the premise. I admire the idea of it and McConaughey's character but not much else.
>>84009048
>american opinion
didn't read
>>84009048
Well yeah, obviously it is flawed but not as sucky ass bad as people made it to be at the time or afterwards - though the really shitty trailers didn't help to promote the movie. The dragons... I really didn't mind, not too bad.
Patrician or pleb?
>>84008983
Absolute pleb
>>84008983
>has Fury Road on the list but not The Road Warrior
>>84009071
Maybe he rated those movies on pure spectacle and not plot or characters?
In light of all the ongoing Megyn Kelly vs. Alex Jones and fake news stuff, I just rewatched this. Could this actually be one of the most relevant political media pieces ever?
The cultural and political cometary; the meta theme about the nature of information in our hyperreality; the fascinating character exploration of Joe Rogan, Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo; the way it keeps building up...
Is this the definitive podcastkino?
>this is actually a /tv/ patrician thread
>>84008944
>The cultural and political cometary; the meta theme about the nature of information in our hyperreality; the fascinating character exploration
Stop being 17
>>84009021
I'm a 37 PhD, kid.
It's really something. It's still crazy to me that Alex Jones has become as mainstream as he has. Even a year ago, I thought he was just a conspiracy nut comedy act but after everything that's happened... It's just crazy. Sometimes I wish I could go back to being ignorant to the shit that goes on in the world.
Seriously though 2011 was not actually a good year for film. Drive was decent, I honestly can't think of anything else memorable
I remember one song in particular that was pretty rememberable
>>84008878
Limitless
PARTY
Does /tv/ watch any ACTUAL kino or is this a board exclusively for shitposting? Post recommendation charts if possible.
Kino watchers are absolute faggots. Just stick with any mainstream entertainment that isn't Reddit-tier.
i just watch 90's comedies, family.
>>84008789
I come from /lit/. I can't sit through something that isn't meaningful in some way.
If you ask me, we're shootin' the wrong gooks.
>>84008472
yeah shoot the japanese, wasn't too late to stop anime
>>84008472
Why was he so basef
>>84008546
It started long before that.
this is the best film ever
>>84008446
"No!"
when I was fifteen
not even best Scorsese
whats your excuse?
I wonder if he went from getting three Subway sandwiches to just one
>>84008357
No local subway
>>84008357
>those tiny calves
not gonna make it
What's the worst cinema experience you've ever had?
Pic related, yesterday.
>>84008033
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
L O N D O N
C A L I F O R N I A
Saw this on netflix and thought I would revisit it since I enjoyed it as a kid.
>Cindy Lou Who is the main character, is like 10 years old, and has no excuse to not realize "Santa" is the Grinch
>The Grinch has a tragic backstory about getting picked on
>The movie faithfully recreates Dr. Seuss' unique visual style (everything is crooked, colorful, and asymmetrical) but it just doesn't work in live action
>The Whos are gross mouselike creatures, which, again, doesn't look right in live action
>There is a racist joke
>There is a bit where the Grinch falls and his face lands in a lady's cleavage
>There is a joke about a man's wife cheating on him
>There's a stupid subplot where Cindy's mom wants to have the most christmas lights on her house (who is she, Clark Griswold?)
>Several cringey jokes that aren't funny at all (Grinch arguing with his echo, a recreation of the scene in the mask where he tries to scare the therapist)
>The mayor of Whoville kisses a dog's ass
>Lots of Jim Carrey just doing Jim Carrey bits, not acting like the Grinch at all
Holy shit. The worst part is the movie was dedicated to Ron's mother. If only she had died a year later so he could have put her name at the end of a good movie. It's a shame THIS is the one he dedicated to her.
I forget what the racist joke was.
such a bad film, don't understand why so many people love it
>>84008047
The Grinch tries to hail a cab after destroying the Whoville Christmas tree, but the cab drives right on by him and he says "IT'S BECAUSE I'M GREEN, ISN'T IT??"
i seriously hope you mongs realize how much of a fantasy this show really was because NOTHING of it would ever happen in real life. literally NOTHING, even the most insignificant situation in this show wouldn't come to anything in real life.
thanks.
no shit. its not a documentary you retarded faggot
>>84007905
This isn't a documentary you dumb nigger. Its a television show for a reason.
>>84007905
wtf I hate fiction now
It hurts to see him care about Obi Wan
The jedi deserved order 66 for what they did to Ahsoka.
>>84007889
What ep is this? I'm almost done the Umbara arc
>>84007889
The Clone Wars is unironically the greatest thing Star Wars has ever produced. The season 5 finale is absolute kino and Anakin's arc makes ROTS 10x better.
>>84008824
Later that season
Was it racekino?
>>84007751
>DUDE ASIANS ARE OK LOLOL
no
>>84007751
Get the hell off my property you damn dirty gook!
It was alright. Not a kind of film a little girl would enjoy watching with you.