Why was one a success but the other a bomb?
With Lucy people were willing to give Black Widow a shot because they didn't know any better
Because people knew Scarlett was too fat for Major.
Too fat.
>>81602196
lucy was simpler and the story was made so everybody could think of himself as superpowerbeeing who just has no full brainfunction.
shell was already made stupid enough for a general audience but seemed still distant to the average consumer.
Drop your top five /tv/ memes
Or what you believe should be the official top five.
>>81602126
Bumps
>>81602126
1. Oval
2. Dan Schneider
3. Crab Legs
4. TDKR plane scene
5. Jonah "Two Sub" Hill
>>81602126
baneposting
raimiposting
cinemaposting
pestposting
chloeposting
You now realize that Wolverine's evil clone may not be dead. In the original timeline, Logan took two adamantium bullets to the head and healed.
The series is too inconsistent for him not to be dead. The plot demanded that the bullet be the only thing capable of killing Logan,and hence his clone. Although this is the same Wolverine that got knocked out by a bullet to the head, and now takes them like it's Nothing.
I guess the Logan thread wasn't enough for this pearl of wisdom.
X-24s skull was blown to smithereens, destroying his brain in the process
even if it was possible for his destroyed brain to heal, the adamantium shrapnel throughout his head would prevent it
wolverine can heal everything except for his adamantium, if the adamantium is fucked up in a way that would prevent healing the brain, then hes fucked
as for why the bullet in xmen origins wolverine only gave him memory loss, you could chalk that up to the bullet being a lower caliber or logan's adamantium being purer/stronger than X-24s
opinions on the new season?
>>81601910
it's probably shit
no panties so it's shit
>>81601910
I put this show on for the past week or so as sort of background noise/distraction while doing homework. Decided to actually pay attention for the last 20 minutes of an episode and holy shit, I can't believe I didn't notice how terrible it actually seemed. Shit acting, shit dialogue, boring plot. I do like the cooking scenes.
Santa clarita diet is a similar concept and way better senpai.
Rank his top five films you stupid dick lickers
>>81601804
but i dont know what his top five films were. did he ever release a list?
2001
Strangelove
FMJ
Shining
Clockwork
Strangelove
Eyes Wide Shut
The Shining
2001
Barry Lyndon
He's pretty overrated desu
I'm out.
I'm in, and for that reason... I'm out.
I miss nightly /tv/ shark tank streams
I like the cut of your jib.
But I know nothing about this industry, and for that reason, I'm out.
>when the movie wasn't very good
>>81601488
If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door.
Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
>>81601546
I appreciated the post-credits scene in Deadpool.
>Oh, and don't leave your garbage all lying around. It's a total dick move.
does anyone check the seats for sharts?
I WANT TO MAKE YOU MINE
SLAPPIN' FAT BEHIND
TIE YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WHINE
I WANT YOU TO SCRATCH MY ITCH
AND BE MY BITCH...'cuz I love you, girl.
DAT BOOTY JUICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFibPY0J3I0
>>81601354
It's honestly such a great movie. It's a shame they don't make spoofs like they used to.
Ten times better than CB4, desu senpai.
>>81601319
the black man was the first sensitive man, long before alan alda
This is how bad Marvel will get in the coming decades. Screenshot this post.
>>81601159
looks like a black lantern rip off
>DC shitposters are dagos
Lel.
>>81601159
Marvel Zombies was awesome.
I used to read all them.
When Galactus came to eat earth, the Marvel Zombies ate him instead.
That gave all of them super powers to fly and breath in outer space so they could find new planets to eat people.
>This is seriously what Marvelfags are looking forward to next month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFU02pbKD6c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthjod9awzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pr-xcEYmgk
>>81601153
nice try shill. Sad!
>>81602493
Sadly it isn't. It's a DC shitposter. Or at least a falseflagger. He's posted that picture before in the DChad threads he's also posted before. It's pathetic. Both are shit. Marvel is just cookie-cutter shit, not oh fuck what are you doing AND blue shit.
>>81602525
well yeah, but its more fun to fuck with DC people.
What episodes would you look forward to, if this got adapted?
>>81601065
Either the original or Wish You Were Here, since everything else is basically
>dude humans are the real monsters lmao
>>81601065
The one with the biker and the hippie was pretty Kino
>>81601065
Family Values arc
BANE?
>>81601008
Aye.
>>81601008
BRRAAPPPPPPPP* What have they feeding you at the agency cafeteria? *BAAAARRRFFFFFPPPPPPFPFPFPFPPFPF* *sniff* Is that, French cheese? Who knew they served such exquisite cuisine *BRRRRFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPP* And yet you remain such a small guy *BRRRAAAAAPAPPPFPPFFPFPFP*
>>81601008
his hands look huge. I never noticed.
Sobel did nothing wrong.
No, he didn't. It's too bad what happened to him.
>>81600871
He did nothing wrong but also nothing right.
He should never have been a leader, his insecurities and short comings reveal a severe lack of character.
Another example of following the law but not understanding judgement.
What a cunt.
>>81600871
Actually he did plenty wrong, but that ending up being advantageous in building up unshakable esprit de corps.
I let it slip that I've never seen any Stargate series and the next thing I know the friend I was talking to had me bound and gagged with an IV and a catheter marathonning all of his DVDs.
It's pretty great but I feel like I seriously missed the bus. So, can we please have a Stargate thread?
Stargate is terrible
The movie is ok
The first second or two of the show is ok
Then it jumps the shark and everything is a fucking clown show that went on too long
GOOLD?
WE
AYO HOL UP
*codes in eboniC++*
>>81600831
>*codes in eboniC++*