What is the most useless mutant ability someone could have?
>>79601618
The power of getting dubs
To glow in the dark. Not even create light, just be like a living glow in the dark yo-yo.
>>79601618
The ability to hide in mom's basement for years because you are too scared to interact with people besides the McDonald's cashier.
Just watched this again for the first time in forever. How is it so fucking good? Tom Cruise gets a lot of shit for his personal life, but he's got to have one of the most consistently entertaining filmographies in the business.
>>79601518
>Perfect. They are all perfect
>>79601518
Shouldn't judge him based on his scientology shit. The whole thing is retarded and just comes across as a club for rich people. Dude seems like a genuine nice guy in interviews.
Tom Cruise isn't the richest actor of all time because he's good looking. It's because every film he does turns to gold.
He's probably some kind of demi-god if we're being realistic.
What if it rains?
Then we'll sling in the shade.
>>79601427
It gets all icky and smells bad. There's an Indian Reservation less than a 15 minute drive from where I live and half the trailers there have couches outside. After it rains they smell fucking awful.
Why is season 1 so comfy?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4555426/
thoughts?
>>79601301
>a chinlet like gary oldman playing big chin anglo churchill
>I DON'T CARE HOW MANY MEN WILL DIE, I MUST HAVE MORE GERMAN BLOOD SPLIT!
what did he mean by this?
>Trailer hits its climax
>Modern, edgy rendition of classic rock song starts playing
>Trailer ends with a quip
Seriously though, why are all trailers literally the same?
I challenge you to name one
If you fail this challenge, you're waifu is mine
>joke is made in the movie
>audience erupts with laughter
Do Americans really do this?
no, when something funny happens we all just sit in silence and contemplate the price of the crab legs
>>79601170
If it's a good joke, yes.
>do americans really express their enjoyment for a film?
yeah
I just watched Under Siege, and its actually a pretty decent movie, if you look past the fact that Steven Seagal has literally zero charisma. But the parts with Gary Busey & Tommy Lee Jones are cool, and its well-made and all
But, so, yeah, Steven Seagal is legit can kung fu and shit, but.. are there any movies with him that are actually worthwhile? Has he ever contributed anything worthwhile to /tv/? Executive Decision is cool sincehe dies immediately, and the movie is better for it, but other than this.. is there any reason to like him?
Above the Law
Hard to Kill
Out for Justice
Legit good movies. Under Siege is good too, but pretty much the rest of his movies are so bad they are just bad. Those first few aren't so incredibly bad they're terrible. They're still entertaining. On Deadly Ground for example is just so bad it's bad, and most his movies are like that.
>>79601260
I saw all of those on tv as a kid, and I remember thinking that... hes badass, but it bothered me that hes completely unscathed in every movie. LIke, he pretty much never even takes a blow. As a kid, it just bothered me a bit that he was "too perfect"
But now as an adult after rewatching Under Siege, it bothers me that hes just.... so terrible! Like hes the most bland & non-charismatic lead actor i can think of in an action movie. Is this the case in all of those movies as well, or am I just remembering it wrong?
>>79601157
The reason for watching his movies isn't because you expect a masterpiece like Léon. It's all about the sheer amusement of Steven Seagal beating up some punks who don't stand a chance against him. A classic with Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee (without Steven Seagal) for example is Showdown in Little Tokyo, it's a cheesy flick but a classic one and it shows why those simpler films have great entertainment value
Did this get canceled?
yeah man
DESIGNATED
It's coming back in march.
>she still loves Jack
>even though she got married and had kids
>>79601127
This is why I hate women
>he's never been in love
Reminder that this is the reason we will never see a high budget production of any of Wagner's works come out of Hollywood.
How does this make you feel?
>>79601081
Thank the kikes.
Wagner is to be enjoyed as opera in a theatre, live action, not in a shitty camrip of a by the number adaptation.
>>79601778
>not in a shitty camrip of a by the number adaptation
But that wouldn't happen if Hollywood wasn't run the way it is run.
Also your talk about it being enjoyed in opera is sort of gibberjabber. Have you been to any of the newer productions of Wagner's works? A fucking disgrace with their deconstructionist interpretations, absolute horseshit reaching the point where a shitty Hollywood action flick would be preferable.
I'm proud of myself for not getting this at first
*jet engine intensifies*
>>79601079
Which movie was this I can't remember
>>79601721
Reservoir Dogs
>>79601721
Trainspotting
What was meant by this?
>>79601027
Sauce
>ywn be a pillow
They want some fugg
Fuck you, I liked it.
>DUDE ALIENS LMAO
kys
>>79600960
thread is death process
>>79600985
>DUDE ALIENS LMAO
First reply is a retard, fancy that.
take them with a grain of salt since nothing is set in stone, but here are the speculative plans:
May 1st, 2020- Guardians of the Galaxy 3
July 10th, 2020- Sentry (Apparently. I'm not even sure if I wanna believe this)
November 6th, 2020- Doctor Strange sequel
February/March 2021- Black Panther sequel
May 2021- Spiderman 3 (might get switched with Black Panther sequel depending on the success of the first Black Panther film. the Spiderman sequels may film back to back)
Fall 2021- Moon Knight (Based off James Gunn's idea. Feige is all for it but the studio is hesitant. At least that's what I was told)
(Probably) May 2022- New Avengers (Includes Spiderman, Doc Strange, Captain Marvel, Black Panther, Sentry, Wasp, maybe more. no details on plot or villians)
2022- Thunderbolts (Songbird will be focal character)
Apparently Namor is another name being tossed around, but the studio doesn't want to use someone so similar to Aquaman. Also, a Captain Marvel sequel will likely squeeze onto the schedule down the line. A Black Widow solo film is likely, with filming depending on Scarlett Johansson's schedule. The masters of evil may be the big bads of phases 4,5,6. Blade has been tossed around as well.
Again, take this with a grain of salt. I'm just repeating what I heard from my flatmate's boyfriend whose dad is a higher up at Disney.
If this is true im hype
source for info?
>>79601137
I'd rather not say any names. again, BIG grain of salt; a lot of these are subject to change
running out of ideas
Marvel will be end by 2025
Why didn't foxposting catch on?
this board is full of ungrateful apes
>>79600820
Because of a few reasons:
It's actually a good movie.
/tv/ doesn't watch good movies.
There are a few others, but that's mostly it.
>>79600820
I guess gay wrasslin' is less popular than you might imagine