why didnt they just nuke the bug planet
why didn't they just take the eagles to mount doom!!???? XD
The same reason they have the worst shooting form of any military or militia ever.
Generally speaking, the Starship Troopers depicted in the movie are beyond completely retarded in terms of tactics and strategies.
>>79672730
BECAUSE BUENOS AIRES WAS AN INSIDE JOB
hand or foot
foot
id choose foot, so he'd shoot my hand instead.
>>79672734
Fuck. That just adds another layer of torment.
"WHAT IF HE DOES THE OPPOSITE!?"
Why do fashion models look so different from actors now?
a lot are anorexic; there's also many continental europeans in the modelling industry, including slavs, which is the opposite of hollywood
>>79673054
bogpill rumors
I am lost in a world withut meaning where everything worth living for gets eroded and destroyed.
What movie will solve all my problems and give me a cause to revolve my entire life around?
Book of Job
but don't take my word for it
Synecdoche: New York
>Life is what you make of it
>>79671971
I am sorry do you mean the book or a movie?
I find many film adaptions under that name so if you had one in mind please link
This looks fucking amazing.
Question is, will it be kino?
Discuss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7nZWWTbJb8
Why is the sound mix so terrible?
>>79671931
Sounds great to me. Do you have headphones or something?
Does 'kino' have real meaning as of now?
Any of you watch this?
I just saw the first episode and it's horrific. Is it historically accurate? How could anyone do that to another human being?
>niggers
>human
>>79671808
Too edgy for me
I guess you missed the bit where he had a family who loved him, dreams and aspirations, and was torn from his happy life and brutally forced to work for for monsters in another continent.
MY NAME IS KUNTA KINTE
Great shows with horrible fanbases
Is there any show that has a good fanbase?
thinking emoji: the series
>>79671629
Merlin, because I'm the only member of its fanbase
>welcome aboard the Millenium Reddit, its the ship that got to 1,000 upvotes in less than 12 parsecs.
le pitchfork approved "smart" rapper from meme show
I don't get it. How old was Han Solo in the original trilogy? Because the actor they got looks the same age as Harrison ford in those movies. How is this a young Han Solo movie?
>>79671516
They should never be making this movie. Harrison Ford IS Han Solo - the character's defining trait is that he's cool. Harrison Ford is one of the greatest leading men in the history of film. He has a charm and presence that you can't fake. You can't just pawn off the character to some young actor and expect him deliver, because even to begin with, it'll be impossible for him to deliver on the Han Solo's fundamental characteristics anyway. He's the archetype man-with-no-name. A back story completely nullifies that.
A Han Solo movie is virtually the most cynical move that Disney could make. They know it won't really work, they know theyll destroy the mystique and intrigue of a beloved character. But they'll do it anyway for the money. Star Wars is a fantasy space saga; Disney could make movies within the franchise about literally anything. But they'll stick to telling stories about characters that have already been established just to rope in as many people in as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U8PjMbaJDw&feature=youtu.be
There's nothing more contagious than laughter
>>79671512
terrible
I actually like him fuck y'all I think he's got some charisma to him unlike some other recent live adaptions
keep in mind hes supposed to be a teenage joker too
Honestly one of the best jokers, if he officially becomes that, Leto is a joke.
Am I the only one who would ike to kiss her neck so much?
While DC is fucking shit this ittle jew is hotter than all marvel bitches combined.
shitty neck
>>79671539
your mom
>>79671472
I want to tear her shitty Israeli accent vocal chords out with my teeth.
i'm looking for more slow and hypnotic movies like this one. Movies where the plot gives way to imagery and atmosphere. Doesn't need to have any real substance, i just want movies that lull you into a trance where you get completely immersed in the feeling of the film.
does /tv/ have any recommendations?
just gonna bump once then maybe i'll try some Bela Tarr or something
>>79671451
valhalla rising
>>79671980
Been meaning to watch that one, Refn tends to be good when you just want drone movies so that seems perfect.
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
>>79671432
>I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
>then immediately proceeds to slit his wrists
what did he mean by this?
Why?
AAAAAAH THIS MOVIE IS TOO WHITEEE GET ME OUT AAAAH
ITT: irredeemable unlikable characters
Skyler
I have a friend who fucking hates Phyllis with a passion. I'm pretty neutral towards her desu. Angela is my least favorite Office member.
>>79671482
Angela is pretty awesome. The only people who are straight up shitbags are ryan and packer and michael for the first 4 seasons.
>Always wanted to create my own TV show
>Every single story I've written since I was a kid was abosulutely horrible, and I'm not funny at all
I swear to god I will kill my self if I don't get my wish
Self bump
>>79671294
>bumping 3 minute old thread
fucking pathetic just kill yourself
Get a writing partner
What's this expression meant to convey?
So is rebels picking up yet? Season 2 was a shit
It looked like Sabine cut his arm off, but when the camera pulled back it was still intact
Anyone got the webm where they spin their sabers and take off like a copter?