Does /tv/ like Maryse Mizanin?
She's nice and all, but she isn't
F A B U L O U S
>>84173310
>She
Mella is better
>trailer for sequel
>GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK TODAY starts playing
Is it Kino?
>>84173220
Not any more.
>>84173226
Idk premiere been Kino desu
What food group does poop fall into?
Indian food
>>84173203
cannibals?
German food
Should've cremated her.
>>84173159
she dies anyways
Can I ask the bookfags something? Is the yas kween shadow's mother?
>autistic fetal alcohol syndrome girls are all the rage now
STOP
>>84173144
it's the little girl part. Kikes love lolis
>>84173180
oh right
What's up guys, just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. By far the most RAUNCHY R-RATED comedy of the summer. Check it out, but only if you're a FAN; CRITICS may find it to be a little too LITTY!
God this meme was great at its height.
Now we just have that party rocker faggot
Freak yeah bro. Just came back from the gym with my brochachos ready to see Baywatch in IMAX and get lit.
>>84173145
sorry for party rocking
You will.
>>84173034
uuuu
It's time for Transformers kino
mmmm thats a tight lil slut, a good bitch
nice little piece of ass, c'mere babe, mmmmm daddy's sweet lil pussy bitch
>>84172999
>not knowing she went full SJW with a pixie cut
>>84172999
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
>Bay has an authentic sense of the gigantic; beside the playful enormity of his Transformerized universe, the ostensibly heroic dimensions of Ridley Scott’s and Christopher Nolan’s massive visions seem like petulant vanities. Yet his sense of speed works against his sense of scale and of detail. All the best moments in the movie—pure images, devoid of symbol and, for that matter, nearly empty of sense—go by too fast, are held too briefly, are developed too little. Bay’s highest inspirations are those of a virtually experimental filmmaker of pure sensation; the rush of sensation is also a temptation for experimental filmmakers who often don’t keep their own images onscreen very long (cf. Stan Brakhage). The absolute tastelessness of Bay’s images, their stultifying service to platitudes and to merchandise, doesn’t at all diminish their wildly imaginative power. If Steven Spielberg is the filmmaker without an id, Bay is a cinematic id that gets held in check by the tight superego of script and editing—a free spirit that is anchored to Earth by a pile of junk. In finding his career, he may have missed his calling.
>>84172989
>The absolute tastelessness of Bay’s images, their stultifying service to platitudes and to merchandise, doesn’t at all diminish their wildly imaginative power.
How can you come so near to understanding and yet miss so wide? The tastelessness - and how pathetic to read a critic talk like that 60 years after Frank Tashlin made Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? - is the *source* of the power.
The New Yorker - still publishing not-quite-good enough criticism. Pauline Kael would be proud, the fatuous old cunt.
>you will never eat scooby doo's shit
why even live?
I kek'd out loud, great work anon.
>>84172983
based scoobyscatposter
I don't want to live anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_xCI-peq0
Is this kino?
This is as kino as it gets. Holds up well too.
oh yeah, remember when George Bush was as stupid as you thought a president could get
p-pepe?
>even jackie chan is joining in on the 'kill whitey' trend
BASED
I would've preferred if the movie stayed called "The Chinaman"
>jackie btfoing paddies fucking shits
Will watch
>irish
>white
Is it good?
Also, is there an English version?
ay
>>84172893
Watched this in a German film class years ago. It's laughably clumsy propaganda, typical of the kind of Anglophobic cinema you'd expect from the Nazis in WW2. Naturally the whole point of the film was to attack Churchill. Everyone is a stereotype and the history is schoolboy-tier. There are (unintentionally) hilarious things like the portrayal of Victoria as like a bag lady drunk, and of course the laudatory view of Joseph Chamberlain. Even German audiences at the time criticized the depictions, according to the SD's population reports. So interesting as a historical curiosity and obviously if you're interested in Nazi cinema. Otherwise go watch Breaker Morant.
>>84173327
I am not much intrested in nazi art, that's more about SA history and its portrayal in different coutries.
Couldn't find english or russian (first language) subtitles for that, so I'll watch your suggestion.
Thanks.
Post great songs from movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS2ZoQihPLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkvZKpmrOno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o_tmquKizw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHGvaQMClEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl92wiSMHXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npv-g431Qis