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Why is he so bad_ at making films?

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Wow I can't wait for quirky mediocrity.

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A fucking GUN

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Hey so if anyone has been up to date on the fact that the new Americanized version of Deathnote the movie on Netflix it's so fucking obvious that it's just a shitty piece of propaganda for the elitist agenda from cucking Light into a little bitch plus sexualizing it every minute to adding liberal diversification by making L black also incorporating the use of the deathnote to "rid the world of criminals" by attacking North Korea and other countries outside of the US which regardless of your opinion is purely political given our government has been responsible for stripping sovereignty from every nation since ww2. Anyways who would love to see an alt-right version where light is purely driven to rid the world of (((them))) and game over beautiful world lmao

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>we must defend osgiliath
>the plan is we let half of the orcs enter the city unchallenged then we attack the rest getting off the boat that way the orcs can hammer and anvil us and attack from both sides

No wonder boromir was the favourite son, why didn't faramir use some of those big gondor shields theyre famous for to shield wall the entrances

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Was doctor strange the only good movie of 2016?
Tell me which was your favorite movies, your top 5.

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>NIGGERS. I HATE YOU NIGGERS. GET OUT OF THAT TREE. NO ONE LIKES YOU NIGGERS. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

Jesus wasn't that a inappropriate for a kids movie?

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Why didn't the Eagles stick around to hear King Aragorn sing?
They just drop off the hobbits and fly away?

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A man is hiking across the moors, when a terrible storm hits. The driving rain and howling winds attack him for hours before he eventually stumbles across a tiny isolated hamlet and thankfully takes refuge in their pub.

Seated at the bar, the heat of the fireplace drying his socks, the man orders a pint from the barkeep. After he's been nursing his drink for a while one of the locals in the pub stands up and shouts "Forty-three!" Everyone in the pub starts chuckling and his mates clap him on the shoulder as he sits down.

Another halfhour later another local stands up and shouts "Twenty-two!" and again everyone in the pub laughs.

The traveller is very confused by now, so when a short while later yet another local stands up and shouts out a number to riotous laughter, her calls over the barkeep.
"Barman," the traveller asks, "Why is everyone laughing at these random numbers?"
"Well sir," the barman explains, "this is a very isolated village, and everybody here has heard everyone elses' jokes hundreds of times. So to save time instead of repeating the same jokes we all know repeatedly, we assigned each of the jokes a number and just say that instead."

"I see," says the man. "Alright, I'll have a go."

The traveller finishes his pint, stands up, and loudly shouts "Forty-one!" to the locals.

>For punchline A, please click here:
>>>/s4s/5730147 →

>For punchline B, please click here:
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Was it really the BBT of the 90s?

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Why'd she do it?

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Do you think the Simpsons really meant this?
They usually arent so low iq

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Thoughts on the Office (U.S.)?

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YFW you realize you just hired the director of Netflix's Death Note to helm the biggest movie in your Godzilla franchise

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TELL ME NOW (Tell me now)
SHOW ME HOW (Show me how)
TO UNDERSTAND,
WHAT MAKES A GOOD MAAAAAAAAN