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Bad taste desu

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>>87328021
you can't defeat me!

"No!"

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Truly a profound and often misinterpreted ending shot, in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87327916
>in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail

This and the one with Ron trying to escape it "through death, but to no avail" are the best.

>>87327912

Big-Z

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>>87327912

Reminder that baneposters are underage spammers

>>87327912
he isnt that big desu. i could maybe take him down. why was bane considered a threat?

>>87327903
>final boss
he was a fucking red herring, he was barely a midboss.

why did ares unironically have a mustache for the duration of the fight

>>87327990
facial hair = evil in the DCEU

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>>87327866
FIRST FOR STANNIS

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>>87327866
BOAR
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

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>>87327866
*blocks your boar*

elsa lanchester, preferably with bride of frankenstein costume on, including wig

>>87327781
What? fuck that shit, I go back in time and make sure Verhoeven doesn't chimp out and Crusade gets funded!

>>87327780
>majority of these are White men
>none of them are Muslims

Hmm, makes me think

Are they planning a fourth at all? I unironically enjoy this series

Because almost every role he was offered he shot down. Anything that would make him look bad. Hell, he wouldn't even play a villain. Of course he was too much of a delusional turkey goblin to realize that that's the whole joke and no one would ever take him seriously. God I miss him

Who?

>asked to sport a mohawk
>asked to play a gay character
>shot both ideas down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DMyUm2yrOA

Is that the Narcos guy?

What is the characters name ? I feel like he has meme potential.

>>87327761
Navegante

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>>87327653

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He's a magnificent actor and hates Twilight more than anybody else.

>>87327509
>underrated
>Hollywood A-lister for more than a decade
Eh
At any rate, Michael Shannon

>>87327569
People stopped hating on Twilight 5 years ago

>>87327398
Pretty much same situation with me
Thought the ending with the villains was rushed though, like they just show up and immediately start acting suspicious and it's revealed what they did 5 minutes later

>>87327513
It was the path that led them there that was most significant. Then it was a jarring change to a flashback of what actually happened, which fills in the final details of what's in the trailer.