>most /tv/ anons have not watched this kino show
>>87301127
the new season is garbage. fuck off, underage faggot.
>>87301127
kino..show..
>>87301155
Judging by your inability to capitalize letters, it seems like you are the one here who's underage. Better luck next time, pleb.
Already bought my tickets to go see this twice (I'm sure you have too, right?). It's gonna be the best horror film of 2017 and is gonna revolutionize the way we think of modern day horror.
>>87301126
It may be the former, but definitely not the latter. HOWEVER, Finn is in it so I'm seeing it at least 8-10 in theaters.
It's worth seeing just for appearing to be well shot, which is alarmingly rare these days.
September 04, 1993
>Television actor Jameson Parker, shot twice allegedly during an argument with a neighbor in October, took the witness stand Friday in the trial of the man accused of the attack.
>Robert St. George, 53, is on trial in Van Nuys Superior Court on charges of attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon.
>Parker, 45, best known for playing the role of A.J. Simon, the clean-cut younger brother in the "Simon & Simon" series, said he had gone to St. George's home to confront him over an incident that had occurred earlier that evening.
>Darlene Parker had previously testified that she was walking the couple's three dogs when St. George, who lived around the corner from their townhouse, yelled at her, "Pick up your goddamned dog crap from my lawn."
>>87301124
Kek. Bump
David Bacon
>On September 13, 1943, Bacon was seen driving a car erratically in Santa Monica, California, before running off the road and into the curb. Several witnesses saw him climb out of the car and stagger briefly before collapsing.[2] As they approached he asked them to help him, but he died before he could say anything more. A small knife wound was found in his back – the blade had punctured his lung and caused his death. Keller, in an advanced stage of pregnancy, collapsed when she heard of her husband's death, and later her baby was stillborn.
>When he died, Bacon was wearing only a swimsuit, and a wallet and camera were found in his car. The film from the camera was developed and found to contain only one image, that of Bacon, nude and smiling on a beach. Police theorized that the photograph had been taken shortly before his death by his killer. The case attracted publicity for a time and remains unsolved.
>>87301486
Well I'm creeped out
What's the best cop movie ever made?
End of Watch
sweet
Why couldn't Peter Jackson recreate the genius of the lord of the rings movies in the hobbit?
>>87301067
Epics don't sell anymore.
>>87301067
He did his best to make them long and boring though.
Del Taco bailed and there was no prep time.
Who would win? Sure, Carrot Top is buff, but Gallagher has the Sledge-O-Matic.
I don't think Gallagher is still stonk enough to swin his hammer fast enough.
Also,does carrot top get to brink his trunk,did he know this is gonna go down and bring wack weapons or just typical gag props?
>>87302147
I'll say Carrot Top has his trunk, but he only has the props for his stage act, he did not plan ahead for the battle.
>>87302559
He's got saws and shit in there, sure they're attached to wacky other things to make bad puns but they'll do in a pinch.
Lynch Learns After Effects Edition
http://www.strawpoll.me/13858324
Previously: >>87299333
Do you accept that GoT is a better show now?
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>somehow the best thing in tv history
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>convicts fight for their freedom
>the last convict standing wins fame and a new life as a reality star
Why did we change this system? They had it so right.
Who wouldnt want this over living in a Cage?
Who wants to die lmao
Also whos at fault that you livs a shitty life op?
don't worry
we'll find our way back
The Running Man and Unreal Tournament are just around the corner
https://youtu.be/E5B9H-sJkvc
How many of you lined up outside of Target to buy the latest in Disney Star Wars products on Force Friday?
>protagonist gets hit in the testicles
>a nearby dog whimpers and covers it's eyes with it's paws
>You're a young girl, good looking, plucky.
>The sort of girl who leaves high school with her whole life ahead of her.
>Out with friends one night, you meet this guy.
>He's kinda funny, a little bit socially autistic but he's cute.
>He does film videos for YouTube. His channel has a decent following so that's a bit of a turn on.
>You start dating and slowly the cracks begin to show. His social skills actually leave a lot to be desired, he can only ever talk about movies and "true cinema" and anime.
>It can be fun sometimes but just once you'd like him to ask you about your day.
>You start to think about breaking up with him. But you worry that because he works from home he'll have no one else left.
>Not only that, he seems very petty and that he wouldn't hesitate in publicly shaming you on his channel.
>You're at dinner one night, you're busy fantasising about the cute waiter that keeps smiling at you.
>You see your boyfriend get down off the chair to tie his shoe or something.
>You nod and agree to whatever he's saying while making eyes at the waiter.
>Suddenly the whole restaurant starts clapping.
>What's going on?
>You look down and realise he just proposed to you.
>Oh no.
>He starts crying about how he's so happy and he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.
>What have I done?
>On the way back to the car the realisation sinks in.
>You're trapped with this sperg.
>Your hopes of becoming a photographer, traveling Europe, and exploring the world disappear.
>He just grins as he sits in the passenger seat next to you (he can't drive of course).
>You look down and see that he's unzipped his pants.
>His 3.5 inch penis is at full mast.
>This is your life now.
>You go down and begin to blow him.
>You start to cry as you realise your hopes and dreams die in this moment.
>You look up at the man who ruined your life and see pic related
Literally who
>mfw i got dumbed down in order to be put down by some stupid british slag and her quasimodo animay sister
Haha but you know it's a shit show, right? Haha, all those 50 threads can't tell otherwise
>mfw Harrenhall was off the table as well
Hey, /tv/, what doth life?
Has this asshole been given a name in the credits? He has a few speaking lines 'your people can't fight', (he also glowers when he takes the Northern crew's weapons at Dragonstone) and is in the background in so many Daenerys scenes, and is implied to be her elected representative of the Dothraki people.
In the books the Dothraki at least have names and get a bit more lines, whereas this asshole just appeared overnight and it's really distracting to see his face all the time. It's like how Cersei's Kingsguard are all interchangeable extras, only this guy has spoken and shows his face which makes it more noticeable. Fucking lazy.
IMDb motherfucker.
He's Qhono, the actor is Staz Nair. He appears in Season 6 too, he's escorting Dany in Vaes Dothrak and he's the one they zoom into when she walks out after burning the Khals.
>>87300766
>has speaking role
>thinks he wouldn't be listed in the credits
Are you an idiot?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>87300732
Why did you blurred the nipple? Are you some kind of fag or something?
No-one. It's understandable to want to have sex with Barbara Crampton and it's understandable for her to not want to have sex with a scary severed head.
>>87300732
The audience for finding something so crass entertaining.