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>x? that's a name I've not heard in a long time...
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>>87242668
EY OBI WAT DAT SABER DO
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>this sword belonged to my father, and his father before him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yxuDU8gims
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MADtv appreciation thread, starting with the best skit ever made.
https://youtu.be/qqE7ZxH7BJE
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>>87242648
black woman's impression of Lorraine Braco was pretty spot on
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>>87242648
wtf thats all cut and shit. DO NOT WATCH DO NOT WATCH!!
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Sad I can't find the Private Jackson skit anymore on the web
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Cuz I'm Winston Churchill 2017-09-03 07:30:00 Post No.87242602
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Cuz I'm Winston Churchill
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Is /tv/ gonna watch this? What's with all the dubyadubya 2 films coming out this year.
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>>87242602
churchill's family was deep in debt to the jews and was therefor always their willing pawn
england and france declared war on Germany. Not the other way around
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>hey winston, what are you doing?
>starving millions of people to death LOL
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There's like 3 or 4 WWII movies every year around Oscar season. Dunkirk was a little anomalous coming out in the summer, but they probably just put it in a bare spot.
Ready for the next Star Wars?
It's gonna be INCREDIBLE
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>>87242539
How do you know?
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>>87242555
It's gonna be The empire strikes back for the next generation my friend
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Was Kwaidan the peak of Japanese ghost kino?
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>one of the Batman's biggest nemesis
>tall hulk of muscles and flesh
>powered up by venom
>manlet faggot in weird mask with funny voice
>more like a terrorist philosphopher rather
>controlled by a FUCKING woman from the shadows
Tell me why do people like Nolan's Batman again? It's absolute trash, no one wants to watch realistic superhero movie
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>>87242437
I thought it was a great villain and loved every second he was onscreen.
I don't want any of that goofy comic book shit in a Nolan Batman.
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>>87242437
No one really likes TDKR except for the memes
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Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here? Xavier, or the townspeople?
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What did /tv/ think of this film?
9/10 for me
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>>87242351
>white father
>black son
PLOT HOLE
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>>87242461
Was it really that difficult for you to realize the black female protagonist was the mom?
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It was a cool film. It felt like a game of chess, where the characters were thinking three or four steps ahead at all time. I liked its message about survival, how contemporary morals don't belong in life and death situations. I especially liked howthe father did everything right. Everything. But he still wound up being the bad guy in the end, and he couldn't save his son.That's a pretty brutal message and it was executed flawlessly.
But I don't think this film would hold up to repeat viewings. The tension comes from not knowing what will happen, once you know, you're just waiting for boring scenes to finish. Like when the dad goes outside at night to see if there are others with Will. They show him looking around at night. The paranoia comes entirely from the viewer's head, not from the way the scene is filmed or what happens in the scene, because nothing happens. When you know nothing will happen, you're just waiting for the scene to end.
The film doesn't leave much open to interpretation, either. It would have been nice if there were some red herrings or clues or something to review repeated viewing and different interpretations.
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>season 1 = god tier, one of the best television shows ever produced
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>season 2 = average at best
Why were Harrelson and McConaughey so fucking good bros?
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>>87242258
Season 1 was 10/10
Season 2 was 9/10 pure fuckin kino and you're a pleb if you think otherwise.
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>>87242258
name one thing wrong with season 2 without pointing out that you have low IQ
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>>87243507
bad writing and confusing plot
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Nah, I'm good. Thanks, though.
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nah
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Hollywood is on track to have its worst summer in 25 years
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>Major movie studios are barely offering any wide releases for Labor Day weekend, a very unhappy ending to a summer filled with blockbuster flops. The number of movie tickets sold this summer is likely to hit a 25-year low and this weekend’s take, while typically small, may hit the kind of record that makes studio executives sink in their chairs.
>For Hollywood, the seasonal doldrums are coming at a particularly bad time. Tech giants such as Netflix, Apple, Amazon and Google are committing billions of dollars to muscle into the business of making movies and shows — and all of these companies want audiences to watch from the comfort of their living room sofas.
>“It's been a bad summer-movie session,” said Ross Gerber, president of Gerber Kawasaki, an investment-management firm based in Santa Monica, Calif. “But there is a bigger thing going on here.” Gerber and others point to a wider malaise affecting the entire legacy entertainment ecosystem. Thanks to a confluence of circumstances — blockbuster events on television, the encroachment of online streaming services, the inexorable pull of social media and sequel fatigue — audiences now have more reasons than ever to stay home. And without a must-see tent-pole feature luring huge audiences into auditoriums, going to the movies just wasn’t what it used to be.
>“Stocks are getting destroyed because investors have concluded that if nobody is going to the movies now, then they are never going back — which is just wrong,” said Michael Pachter, a research analyst at Wedbush Securities, a Los Angeles-based investment bank.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/09/01/hollywood-is-on-track-to-have-its-worst-summer-in-25-years
Stop watching MMA and start watching movies
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>>87242227
good.
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>>87242227
Yay! Also I have an irrational seething hatred of Streep. I just want to fucking punch her stupid face all the time for forever.
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>>87242227
Why did you post /ourlady/?
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>the modern day Johnny Carson
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>>87242319
i don't understand this type of humor
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>>87242319
i wanna stink my dinky in xtina's pinky
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>>87242392
Clearly it's above you because everyone else seems to enjoy it.
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>christians are so cucked they cant even put a foot on a piece of wood to save the lives of hundreds of people
Films that alpha men cant relate to
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>>87242060
>catholics
>christian
choose 1
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>>87242060
holding true to your beliefs under immense pressure and consequence is the definition of alpha. delete post bye
ITT:
Scenes women are incapable of understanding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE95i5krvWk
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>>87242005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoVBMqeNc6I&ab_channel=conker206
Though pretty much the entire series.
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>>87242005
man those effects and props
they have not aged well I'll say that much
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOMa0LeWArE
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American History X flashback scene 2017-09-03 06:59:58 Post No.87241991
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American History X flashback scene
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>it's everywhere I look, now, this affirmative... "blacktion".
If American History X was made today, how sympathetic would audiences be to Derek's father?
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