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I Don't Want to Wait

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Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWlL4KjIP4M

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Jonah Hill's best role by far?

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How did Rami get away with this?

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Post animated kino

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How long before he an heroes?

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Who was in the wrong here?

https://youtu.be/H-40spFCqLs

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Holy fuck what a steaming pile of disappointment this was. Even fucking keanu couldn't save it.

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>watching something funny and uplifting
>cant find remote
>commercial break
>see this
>get sad
Why is this allowed?

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So I watched Wonder Woman, and it was okay (aside from a few nitpicky things), but you can really pinpoint where it jumped the shark; when Remus Lupin from Harry Potter gets outed as Ares. It was fucking dumb, and here's why.

All throughout the movie, Diana is set up to lose her idealism; she's portrayed as being wrong for believing that people are inherently good and there's this corruptible influence from an evil God that's leading them astray. She's taken out of her parasite and thrown into the shitty Great War that is complex, where no country is fully in the right or wrong, where people, in short people. Slowly the movie sets her up to come to terms with the fact that there is no evil God of War, only morals and actions that make the world go round.

And then it turns out Lupin was the evil god all along, and he actually was controlling humanity, and they have a huge CGI fart-fest for 10 minutes. And she basically reaches that conclusion anyways! What was the point of all of that, then? Why couldn't she have just fought an actual human being then? Why do these fucking movies always have to have some villain that is so shitty and one-dimensional that they're like a JRPG villain? Say what you want about Logan but at least the villains in that took a backseat and the real 'villain' was mortality and senility. This shit was like Doctor Strange, with a stupid fucking anime tier villain that wouldn't be out of place in One Punch Man with some sort of inscrutable goal like 'HAHA I WANT TO CORRUPT THE WORLD' or 'HAHA I WANT TO OPEN THE SEEEECRET DARK DIMENSION!!!!ONEOENE'.

When are people going to get tired of capeshit like this, and why are women putting this shit on a pedestal on twatter?

And another thing: muh 'revolutionary female director' copied the shit out of Zack Snyder.

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ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME

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Hey, you want to see something really scary???

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whats the best use for slow motion footage?