"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
the reboot actually tried to recreate this scene lel
>>85116671
Never seen it and I doubt I ever will. How dare they even attempt to remake this movie.
>>85116512
kino
>Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called King's Landing
>In Storm's End born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Stannis got scared
He said 'You're movin' with your brother and good-sister in the Red Keep'
>I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suit case and sent me on my way
>He gave me a glare and then he gave me my ticket.
>I put my bard to play and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
>First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of King's Landing living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
>But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of King's Landing
>Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
>I whistled for a carriage and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
>If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Red Keep'
>I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
>I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of King's Landing
The Barathanks rule westeros.
Philip is Robert
>Vivian is Cerseir
>Carlton is Joffrey
>Hilary is Myrcella
>Ashley is Tommen
>Will Smith is Renly
>>85116497
>white "people"
This is white niggers and spic are fucking your women. You do stupid shit like this. You honestly sat here wasting your time typing this idiotic shit up and then had the gall to actually post it on here.
Be honest lads...
Did you cry at the end of Dunkino?
fell asleep 10 minutes in
Nope not a fag.
>>85451348
It's not even sad.
Itt we write the primer sequel
Get off the internet Shane, you should be working on the Modern Ocean
>>85116371
Itt you are a faggot
>>85116371
ayyy lmao time travel
Are you ready to laugh???
i'm ready
i need some laughs in my life right now
>>85116366
>tfw you want to laugh but can't because there's no new Norm
Prepare for dabspappointment
>>85116194
Been prepared all my life.
>>85116194
prepare for appointment
>>85118288
prepare for ointment
Is this going to be kino?
The new doctor was announced and its a girl. What's /tv/ thoughts on this?
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-40624288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAhChdgGtHA
>>85116093
>thoughts
you're about 3 dozen threads behind,
also, only retards care
also, only retards watch dr who
>>85116093
The same a Game of Thrones.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85116201
Only retards watch Game of Thrones...
>>85112666
Why didn't Joaquin Phoenix just get with Amy Adams in "Her"?
Sure they gave her the ol "messed up hair + plain makeup = ugly" cliche but she was cute as fuck
he does in the end though
>Sure they gave her the ol "messed up hair + plain makeup = ugly" cliche but she was cute as fuck
it's sort of like the "model wears glasses, now she's a nerd" cliche, the problem is amy adams will always be a qt.
>>85116075
He did. Literally the whole movie led up to these two finding solace with each other. How recently did you see it, man?
>>85116075
I think he was in love with the titular Her, which was not Amy Adams. It was quite a big plot point actually.
D&D edition
>>85240632
HOLD THE DOOR
Cersei rules Stormlands
Would Jaime really trebuchet a baby?
When did South Korea start making good movies???
they made movies?
>>85449907
Shut up fucking asshole, lol
>>85449907
wtf I hate Japan now
Which one of his films should I start with? I've heard he's a bit of an "acquired taste".
Skip over all of them
>>85116062
Probably 300.
Suckerpunch is all you need to understand Snyder Kino
Just watched
Any thoughts?
man i am so depressed......
If they remade Lolita in the current political correctness year, how would it be different than the book or previous movie ?
It was already politically corrected in a number of ways op, go read up on this before starting a thread.
This movie really fucked up my mind. What was Lynch thinking while creating this piece of art? I just can't look at the women the same way anymore, especially the lustful ones. Women with high libido are just too scary for me now. Because you can never actually 'have' them. Do all women become the same when they are free and lustful?
Try leaving your house once and a while and you'll see
also op here,
is there any other kino that reflects the mind of a male that perfectly?
>>85115846
Her