It's appalling just how bad this is. How could this happen?
What was peter Jackson thinking
>How could this happen?
a super short children's book (one hour of content) made into three 2-hour movies
>>82785060
>What was peter Jackson thinking
Probably stress and producers with cigarettes wiggling his contract.
success seems to kills quality in every art
What is the best season of The Apprentice?
>>82785035
all of them because he wasn't president.
>>82785035
Very powerful image
I don't like how that picture implies that being short is somehow a bad thing
As a translet, I find it offensive
Baywatch is going to flop, isn't it?
>>82784735
No. way. It's going to make alot of money.
>>82784735
>nostalgiashit
Yes.
imagine if you got to slide your hand down and play with her crotch a bit!
Who's the better filmmaker?
Von Trier, obviously, but I really like Refn too.
>>82784700
Why is it obvious? Articulate.
Refn and Von Trier are everything that is wrong with modern cinema.
Tell me things you've seen people wouldn't believe.
I saw arrested development become bad
I saw Johnny depp get cucked
>>82784581
Problem Child 2
>>82784581
well my best friend molested me and now everyone hates me because they think I'm not telling the truth. I was asleep and I woke up with his hands down my pants. I told him to fuck off then he told everyone that i made a move on him.
the end is near for me. no hope.
>A sad clown skyping via satellite
What was meant by this?
It was a cool little segment
It was them simultaneously pretending to be tolerant of all sexualities and body types while making the joke that "haha this ugly freak NERD is probably into really gross, weird fetishes, amirite?"
BAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFF
Your order, sir.
>>82784422
Oh, thank y-… wait a minute, you're not Robert. Who the fuck are you, nigger?
>>82784422
Thanks Rob...wait a minute, you're not Robert at all! What's going on here??
>>82784422
he's black haha
Okay, everybody here talk about the stupid characters, the fan fiction plot etc etc but everyone ignores the massive scenario incoherences
Like, they find the engineer ship crashed in the forest, top of the trees cut off and everything, but then in a flashback, you can clearly see David controlled the ship perfectly and released the black goo over the engineers city, wtf ? It crashed after this scene, miles away ? How is this shit possible ?
Also, when the characters enter the engineer city and see the Pompei-like brunt engineers all around them, did no one notice they were HUMAN SIZED BODIES ? Aren't they supposed to be 8 feet tall ? they should have been huge antic black statues, all around the characters, but they're clearly human size
In addition to being a bad movie, it looks like it was written by a guy that forgot what he wrote 2 pages before, Ridley Scott is senile, how can anyone defend this shit ?
Ridley scott was always shit, he wasn't the guy behind the genius of alien, it was Dan O'Bannon, Moebius, Giger, all the team that should have done Jodorowsky's Dune. Ridley was only the guy they contacted to shoot it. Ridley Hack has finally been exposed, decades after taking great movie's credits from other real artists
>>82784490
I just assumed there was some sort of struggle between Shaw and David or perhaps other Engineers that weren't killed in the initial wave and the scene was cut.
Thought the movie was tip top desu. Made Prometheus a way better movie too by rounding off the weird, unsatisfying and open ended story in that movie much better while still leaving some interesting places to go for a third one.
Loved it. Ending was great too.
is it true women don't get this movie?
>>82783700
The truth is nobody gets this movie, but the difference is that men are too proud to admit it, while women are the only ones who admit it.
>>82783700
I'm pretty sure most women would like the movie just because "omg russell crowe is so handsome"
Pic related would be a much better choice.
>>82783863
It's a film about brotherhood, respect and leadership set on a boat, there is nothing to "get" you moron.
Kinoroo Jack
>>82783129
Noice
>>82783129
>I pud da jacket on the kanga and now he hoppin away!
Jesus christ America, every time I saw that trailer on tv I felt my skin crawl in sympathy for your embarrassment. Never watched it but I'm sure it was awful.
Fake cover. Fake movie.
Thoughts on Riverdale?
The best bad show of the year
>>82782974
>that couch
No
NO
NOOOOOOOOO
>>82782974
>>82782974
I don't get the couch meme
Is it the greatest capeshit of all time?
not even close
yes
other movies don't even come close
>>82782927
Yes
>tfw we never got the original Suicide Squad version that looked like it would have resembled a Batman Nolan movie
FUCKING WB FOR RUINING IT AND FUCKING UP THE MOVIE'S EDITING
What are some good movies about psychopathy/psychopaths?
>>82782829
>>82782865
Would drumpf even classify as a psychopath?
>>82782829
I have yet to actually see one. Real psychopaths aren't caricatures; they're absurdly emotionally intelligent which easily allows them to adapt to and manipulate other people into very quickly opening up to and trusting them. Hannibal Lecter in the films just acted like a crazy person who showed very little emotional intelligence.
Psychopaths are easily defined by their inability to feel guiit or remorse, though their emotional intelligence allows them to discern when they should pretend that they are feeling such emotions. Their defining need is to feel a sense of control as how they perceive it (the perception of what constitutes "feeling in control" varies from person to person). Psychopaths who turn to violence do not feel adequate control in their own lives and in turn exact such extremes to feed that hunger. Violence otherwise is absolutely NOT something an intelligent psychopath would ever turn to because there is too much unnecessary risk involved.
>Let's just stuff in a bunch of completely useless scenes, show the breasts of Mozart's wife and make the movie 3 hours long.
What other great movies were completely ruined by their director's cut?
Mediocre bait
>>82782674
Those are some godly tits though but you are right. Top 5 of all time film for me
>>82782674
Do you actually get nips with this or is it just hand covered like in pic related?
>Logan.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Logan.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Logan.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
finally a version without the ching chong text
>>82782253
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>>82782253
ain't legit until i can see it on PB
>>82782461
>rarbg
>not legit
jesus, they are the slowest of them all and they already have it