Every time I hear about Valerian it seems to be people talking about how awful Cara Delevingne is and how casting her is the main reason why it flopped (I think putting an enormous budget into a new franchise nobody outside of France has ever heard of is the main reason, but eh). Even my mother knows who she is and hates her. But I've never even heard of her until this movie. So what the fuck? What did she do that so completely eradicated everyone's goodwill towards her? And why haven't I heard of it?
>>85483688
She was born and raised in Belgravia, one of the wealthiest cities in the world, in which her father own dozens of properties
her godfather is one of the highest ranking executives of Conde Nast, which owns maybe 50% of the magazines you know
as a model she was MAGICALLY picked up by Vogue (that's funny, doesn't her godfather own that?) and has been a shit model ever since
she's placed in films by family friends who pull strings
I have gripes with models being placed in films with inadequate acting talent but imagine being so incompetent you have to have strings pulled to place you in modelling.
she's the perfect imagine of wealthy nepotism
>>85483688
Well first off, she was awful in it. Movie might have been workable except her.
this >>85483907
and she is also not very good looking, I mean sure Photoshop and CGI and bring you far but everyone knows its all fake and that she has the sloped forehead of a Troglodyte and the body of a fridge.
Where do i start with his content?
>>85483497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1wALlfy07k
The Tedx parody is the only funny thing this /pol/ meme ever did
>>85483661
Whypz
"Anon, if I wasn't here right now and it was just you home alone with a 13-year old girl, what would've happened?"
>>85483448
Please sir I honestly came here for no reason
I just came here to tell her not to do it
>>85483448
TWENTY YEARS FOR NOT FUCKING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EXIST LAMAO
There is no justice in the world where these two incompetent hags are earning millions ruining films while I earn minimum wage on my dead end job.
(((They))) only need usable faces who do everything they say, so they took the stupidest they can find for the roles.
>>85482740
In Hollywood you fail upwards. This is common knowledge.
who is the worst member of RLM, and why is it Jack?
Beardfat. He's never funny. He's just there to summarize movies and to agree with Jay about their "obscure and underrated" "films".
>>85482536
>who is the worst member of RLM
Whichever one you are.
>>85482536
Imma say it, it's Rich Evans.
ITT: Shit that was on TV that you've jacked off to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfWwVk5y7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qld7WvHa5kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxdDG1Gs6I
especially the blonde in green
I dreaded this scene more than any horror or gore porn.
Lard ass.
Best scene was when she was dreaming about a BLACK lover.
>>85481885
needed more BLACKED
this is what chad looks like in 2017
Well yeah
haven't you seen the clips of modern sweden and germany?
>>85481668
POO
at a school for over-achieving nerds, I guess so.
/ozg/
Ozark General
Batemankino? Discuss.
It is the ultimate pleb filter.
>>85481579
http://www.konbini.com/us/entertainment/netflix-original-ozark-jason-bateman/
'Breaking Bad' Meets 'Fargo' In Netflix Original 'Ozark' Starring Jason Bateman
Jew nigga knows best!
Stuck In The Sodding Time Vortex General
PREVIOUSLY:
>>85034475
Doctor Whore
What's a good use for leftover chilli con carne? All the shops are closed and there's not much in.
Are you ready for mustached Superman, DCbros ?
>>85480170
>not adding the stache to the scenes he already shot
BAKA
>>85480170
How is Superman so unremarkable in 2017? Such terrible casting that will not die.
>>85480170
DC is such a ducking embarrassment
The sooner it and WB die the better
How loud will the theater be?
>>85479404
Ah, look another /pol/bait thread.
Do you get paid to make these too?
>>85479404
>Marvel's top brass has decided to make the movie with no actual dialogue in it, all the actors just say anything that comes to their mind and rather tell the story through emotions, the producers know that" it will be a celebration of black culture and there is no point in actually writting a script" says Robert Feildman. Will this be the cinematic move that puts DC in the ground for good?
>Watching a film in a Cinema with black people
Can't imagine what life is like in America. I'd ask for a refund if they sat a nigger in the audience.
Where the FUCK is the Dunkirk thread you faggots?
Here
better than Saving Private Ryan
worse than saving Private Ryan. Literally say nothing about the french resistance army.
We've already had countless WoT threads even before it got a showrunner.
People are way more excited about it than GoT as they should be low fantasy like GoT is crap compared to high fantasy like WoT.
>>85479242
It will be more popular because the book is already just about stuck up hot chicks getting in absurd sexy situations. Once it's on Netflix or whatever then it won't have to hide it anymore.
>low fantasy like GoT is crap compared to high fantasy like WoT.
master stroke
>>85479242
>We've already had countless WoT threads
we did?
>>85479314
OP can't count past 5.
Pretty much every Imperial shown in the films is a white male. In Rogue one not one of the Imperials was non-white or even female for that matter. The same goes for the rest of the SW films. Meanwhile the Rebels have consistently been shown to be diverse and composed of different races and species. And let's not forget the fact that the leads in the two most recent films have been females. Is there some sort of hidden agenda to paint white males as the big baddie because that's what it seems like to me personally.
>>85479042
https://archive.is/gEPrJ
>>85479042
did you just woke up from coma or something?
this was known since 2013
>>85479042
But in Rogue One the heroes of mixed races sneak around wearing their uniform and nobody bats an eye. Also Finn was black and was a Stormtrooper, and Captain Phasma was female too