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>>80923360

That's not Cate Blanchett

>>80923360
>0% nudity

where you been

>>80923360

At best you have low test.

At worst you are gay.

>>80923344
Nah. Hard pass. The new Punisher is better.

>>80923344

Good Punisher bad movie, every fucking time.

It's not fucking hard guys, he kills criminals, you don't need some Shakespearian revenge plot in there or out of place evil Johnny Cash villains..

>>80923449
The Russian henchman scene was good, though.

>>80923297

What Xbox game is this?

>>80923297

>Dad still in prison

Rverse Flash is out there somewhere..

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Run

Kill bill sucks

>>80923137
UNO

>>80923158
Kill yourself, it's his best film aside from Jackie Brown.

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>take my seat nice and early
>movie starts
>attendant approaches me
>he wants to clean out the birdcage above me
>have to stand up while he cleans it out
>guy behind can't see and starts swearing at me
>bird gets pissed off and starts screeching and rattling the cage
>spills water dish on the woman in front of me
>everyone in the cinema has stopped watching the movie and is turning and glaring at me
>attendant finally finishes up and lets me sit down again
>have a sip of my drink
>it's full of bird seed

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>Go to Theatre downtown
>Brought my falconette (Lisa) to get past the no singles policy (We're common law married)
>They let me in no problems
>No Theater operator is Muslim and has banned popcorn because it's not halal
>I ask for some sort of replacement snack
>He pulls a huge, 20 pound bag of imported, uncooked rice onto the counter
>He fills my cup with dry grains of rice and tells me it's just a s good
>Okay fine, I take it but I ask for some Live Mice to feed Lisa, my wife
>Mice are halal too (what the fuck?)
>Ask for another replacement
>He gives me some live Death's-head Hawkmoths, "the jew of the animal world" (???)
>Take Lisa and out snacks to the shower room
>Men's showers are broken so I have to use the birdbath with Lisa
>It's dirty, stagnant, and filled with litter
>Finally get to out seats after our gross bath
>Jem and the Holograms, things seem good so far
>Liza DOES NOT like the moths, I try to calm her down but she starts screeching and circling, looking for prey (luckily it was only us in the theater)
>I try eating the rice grains, it's fucking hard
>halfway through the flick I get the "grumpy dumpies"
>Run to the bathroom and shoot buckshot out my ass because of the undigested rice
>I pass out from rectal bleeding in the stall
>Lisa found me 4 hours later
>Get fined for the mess: $5,000 plus 75% tip

it was a good time

>the clowns come in the cinema when the coffee break starts

The Up Series

All reality shows are garbage for morons, the same type of people who gossip. You should feel ashamed if you enjoy them, and you definitely aren't a man.

>baseball dude appeared in a porno

>>80922682
Yall need Jesus if you say anyone besides Cedric

Kenard

bubbles

>>80922537
Everybody is-a wonderin'....
Its really weird that more people arent watcing tho t.b.h.f.a.m

>>80922751
ikr

>>80922537
it was a random mess, the only decent things are the bitches. the daughter, the "shotme-woman", and Liv. but they are also stupid as fuck.

Go back to red/dit

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>>80922476
They both went to medical school together, right?
Do you think they ever experimented with each other like college kids do? Like Turk would have gotten drunk because a date cancelled on him and he was just sitting there with blue balls and a half-chub thinking of the prospective pussy, and J.D. noticed, then gave in to his forbidden urges and gave Turk a warm place to put it?
Like, he knew full well that Turk was drunk, and kept feeding him more booze to the point where he wouldn't remember anything, then pulled his basketball shorts down and sucked him off? Turk would feel conflicted obviously, but it would feel too good for him to complain, and J.D. is hairless & skinny enough to make him feel like he'd just be fucking a really petite brunette, so he says "screw it" and takes the plunge, figuratively and literally?
He'd give a few drunken pumps before filling J.D.'s tight boyhole with his load and fall asleep, and J.D. would be the only one to remember taking advantage of his drunk friend?
The friendship would proceed as usual, but J.D. would have that guilty inkling in the back of his head. He'd remember how good it felt, then immediately feel a wave of regret for taking advantage of Turk rather than just confessing his feelings to him and having a night full of passionate, interracial bro sex. He'd then have a wank while sobbing at what could have been.

I'm asking for a friend haha

>>80922476

> laugh track

easy way to spot a shitty show

>>80922462
Is Donald Trump Americas Gorbachev?

>>80922516
Benedict Arnold

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>>80922516
>Mr. Trump, build up that wall

>>80922323
Who could blame him?

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Wouldn't blame him. She was an enjoyable actress and fit his roles, though.

best hughes: 16 candles

worst hughes: ferris bueller

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>>80922238

>top
>woo u go gurl
>bottom
>REEE PATRIARCHY REE

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>>80922273
>*Saves Television & Film*

Are you?

>>80922113
OMG LOL SO RANDOM

Spider-Pig is the most genius joke ever written by Simpsons staff. It's almost completely void of any humor, yet it's easily recognizable and references popular nerd culture. It appeals to the lowest common denominator. I guarantee you that Spider-Pig is the first thing most people think about if you mention The Simpsons Movie.

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>>80922105

>he doesn't know

>>80922166
What did the aliens do to him?

>>80922208

>him

Is this series good? Just saw it's on Netflix or something. It's funny, or serious or what?

so boring
no stakes at all, it is fine as one episode parody but more than it is just boring

>>80921988
its pretty funny but mostly teens who only know about jojo and hnk are into it for le epic fights and hype ass soundtrack

the animation is great though