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ITT: The exact moment a movie stopped being a movie and became kino
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>>80963169
>black mane reveals that he has five (5) cars
>"I wonder if you know" starts playing
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>>80963169
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Kino
>Balcony scene
>"Why did you come to Tokyo"
>"They have the good chips I like here"
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>Characters visit women only society
>It's an absolute technological and cultural utopia
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News Update: Most television shows and movies are fictional
We'll have more stories for you like Comedy Specials Are Edited, Chloe Moretz Is A Man, and Big Guy For CIA In The Sky in the next few hours.
Stay tuned to /tv/, where we get shittier and less interesting every day.
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>>80962975
>worked in a company full of women (80% women)
>The women who were second and third in charge always engaged in gossiping
>Every lunchtime conversation was about reality show and raising children.
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Larry Fong BTFO marvelTards 2017-03-27 02:56:02 Post No.80965834
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Larry Fong BTFO marvelTards
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>DCucks are also violent racist alt righters
pottery
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Stop being so toxic masculine, DC!!!
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>>80965850
You mean
>violent beaners and chinks who throw a tantrum
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>downloading a movie online without paying for it is ok
>taking something from the store without paying for it is wrong
Double standard much, /tv/?
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>>80962598
Easter?
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dont mind me
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A man sneaks into a theater through the backdoor, thus avoiding the purchase of a ticket. A security guard sees him by chance, and confronts him.
"Ah, but you see, guard," the perpetrator says, "The film remains in the projection room. I haven't taken anything, and thus am innocent of having committed any crime."
"The theater sells the experience of watching the film, not the physical copy of the film itself," the security guard says.
"While that may be true," says the man, "I would not have paid to see this film had that been my only option. Your theater, therefore, has not lost out on any money."
The security guard replied in the following manner: "But what sort of a system is this? Should a man be allowed to take an apple from the store if he can (I know not how one could do this) somehow prove before a court that he would not have spent money to obtain it legally? What rubbish! Though you have not deprived us of currency, a business must proceed as if you had, for this is the only sensible way to legally proceed."
The man was quickly sent off to jail, where he was subjected to a great deal of cuckoldry-even more than he had been previously on /tv/.
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IN WEST PHILADELPHIA
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Niggers
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>>80962561
BORN WITH AIDS
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Never noticed Jazz on the background
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Are they actually going to kill her?
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>>80962437
She's killing my dick if you know what I mean.
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Who???
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>>80962707
Idris Elba
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What does his morning routine look like?
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>>80962030
Look few times in the mirror and accept reality.
Then he goes on with his day.
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>>80962030
Makes love to Lena Dunham
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>wake up
>grababrushandputalittlemakeup
>asgeagmbranbananashakeup
(Awhsgsjdjdjsjsjahakeup)
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Alright guys time to get serious about this.
How do we get Sam back on the air so he can keep doing what he does best, namely triggering SJWs and Trump-haters and BTFOing nu-male racetraitor redditor cucks like Tim "Hide Dick" Heidecker? It's bottom of the ninth right now, if we keep putting pressure on the networks, they'll have to listen to us because numbers talk.
This is it, guys. Moment of truth. Even if you didn't really like the show or agree with Sam because of personal shit, you have to admit it was the most original program out there that didn't just put the same tired bullshit as everyone else.
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>>80961880
>triggering SJWs and Trump-haters and BTFOing nu-male racetraitor redditor cucks
This is why nobody likes you.
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>>80961927
Sup, Tim?
Stab any backs lately?
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sam has a distinctive mouth
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Doctor Who General - /who/ - The General's General Edition 2017-03-27 02:43:34 Post No.80965536
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Doctor Who General - /who/ - The General's General Edition
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Welcome to /who/, the Doctor Who general!
Last General: >>80933979
The new general is a cute, a CUTE!
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>>80965536
Gross, no
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is he the monk /who/?
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>>80965536
>A literal sheboon
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P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO US WE CAN ALSO BE COOL AND RELEVANT TO CULTURE LIKE DC PLEASE GIVE US OSCAR ALREADY
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How can Marvelfags compete?
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How's her quipping?
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She probably did the role for her son.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>80961616
Is that sunshine?
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>>80961786
Of course.
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cop-out ending.
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The movie was good audiences seem to love it,
It was a kids show about team building and the movie got it right, It's only going to bomb if it does it will be because Beauty and the beast came out the same weekend the capeshit fans will save this movie from bombing if anything and see it in droves.
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>that scene where they just got in their zords and the theme song starts playing
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REMINDER THAT THIS IS A SHILL THREAD
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How many movies actually have a bad audience score? Not many, because normies won't pay for something they don't think they'll like and something has to be surprisingly bad for them to get upset over it.
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>are you.... god?
>some people have chosen to call me that
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>>80961325
why does wojak look like a woman here
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>>80961325
smith with sufice
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>>80961325
Are they siblings?
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The opening scene of this film annoys me. In a remote area of the southwestern US, EVERYONE would be carrying firearms. You can't just stroll into a restaurant in that sort of area and start attacking people without getting shot at by bystanders. It irks me when basic local sociology is ignored by script writers.
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>>80961138
WHEN I GET MAD AND I GET PISSED
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there's a scene like that in to hell or highwater where everyone in the street has guns.
I never know if it is supposed to funny or just a realistic USA situation.
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Lol what a backwards ass country. Makes Zimbabwe look civilised
>they used to show patrician movies with no commercials
>when that stopped paying the bills, they showed Mad Men and Breaking Bad, two of the most acclaimed shows of all time
>when those shows were ending, they were replaced with an adaptation of a zombie comic book, which gets worse every season
>their only new show of note is Preacher, another comic book adaptation
Will they ever bounce back?
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>>80961010
No. The only black and white films they ever show nowadays are Three Stooges shorts. I remember when they were basically TCM 2. ;-;
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>>80961010
A&E
Biography
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Stop fucking crying you goddamn mongoloid