Does it really though?
“Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.
>>84097193
If by 'getting shit done' you mean 'having your parents send you to anger management therapy', then yes, it most certainly gets shit done
Yes. Online, not so much. But I think that's because Media and Technical Boy are behind those pointless online angry outrages.
>watching movie with older sister
>sex scene comes on
>start getting visibly nervous and fidgety
>"why are you such an insecure virgin?"
Why is virgin-shaming encouraged by mainstream American cinema and culture?
>>84097780
What is worng with this frog?
>>84097780
>not raping your sister
>>84097780
Your sister's a jerk, any normal person will feel awkward and uncomfortable watching a sex scene with their family present.
I know Key & Peele doesn't hold a candle to it but any racially charged sketch comedy these days would just seem edgy. Team America wouldnt work as a movie either, especially given the islam apologists
>Peter...
Literally anything done in the past could be done today, "couldn't do it today"ism is just another form of special snowflakeitis.
You aren't special and times aren't different
man im special, and times sure different.
Looks like capekino is back on the menu, boys!Eddie Brock is still a disgraced journalist, but rather than the Sin Eater he was duped by Cleetus Kassady, and Kassady was brought down by Detective Jean DeWolff rather then Spider-Man himself. Kassady was also a killer-for-hire for mob boss Silvio Manfredi.
Brock finds out Kassady has been moved to the privately-funded Ravencroft Institute and breaks in to investigate, as he's obsessed with getting revenge on Kassady for ruining his life. As it turns out, Kassady is being used in experiments conducted by Dr. Miles Warren to weaponize an alien symbiote that has been recovered from a crash site by their benefactor (OsCorp). Shit goes wrong, and Brock bonds with the original symbiote while Warren's "clone" bonds with Kassady.
Kassady becomes Carnage and essentially goes on a rampage, hellbent on toppling Manfredi's empire after Manfredi betrayed him. Brock grappes with the changes in his organism and a telepathlic link that allows him to sense what Carnage is up to.
Warren's assistant Ashley Kafka finds out about the whole thing. They fall in love as Ashley helps Brock overcome his issues and become Venom in order to stop Carnage while both are being hunted by both Warren and DeWolff.
Mac Gargan is featured as the leader of OsCorp's private military unit, armed with sound-based weaponry, and we also get Robbie Robertson as Brock's old editor at the Daily Goble, and Robbie Farrell as Brock's street-wise informant and friend who dies. Frankie Barrison also appears as Kassady's psycho junkie girlfriend, while Patrick Mulligan is featured as DeWolff's partner.
Spider-Man is not involved in the plot at all, but there's a passing reference to him. Just the bare minimum to establish that he might exist in that universe.
>>84097034
Sounds pretty bad honestly. Why would a journalist break into Ravencroft?
Why is Venom the good guy?
Where is the horror
>>84097034
>Spider-Man spinoff
>Spider-Man might not even exist
the fuck is sony on?
>>84097261
It doesn't really sound like he's the good guy, more like the lesser of 2 evils. I don't think it sounds too bad. I bet there's a lot of good action sequences.
How come she hasn't landed more major roles?
she's mentally unstable.
>>84096881
burn the coal, bbc in hole, pay the toll
>>84096881
She's too busy landing on NBA players' nutsacks.
this movie ruled. thoughts?
inb4 reddit
>>84096859
>thoughts?but no meany opinions pls
pure reddit
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
It always makes me teary eyed when emmit talks about wanting to be special and how people don't really like him and view him as just an acquaintance even though he acts really upbeat. Hits a little too close to home. I watch it all the time with my nephew, it's his favourite movie
is this an anime or cartoon? Is the only qualification for something to be an anime is that it is a cartoon that was created in japan?
>>84096851
go as /co/ or /a/
>>84096851
It's shit from the beginning of the Nickelodeon dark age aka the 2000s.
>>84096874
I believe this was a television show.
What's your vote for the saddest scene of all of film or tv?
For me it's gotta be from Hachi, when the dog dies. One of the only scenes I've ever cried from
Hachi is a weird movie. All it proves is that what everyone really wants is a slave.
>>84096864
I'm kind of at odds with that movie in terms of actual quality. I think the ending was amazing and that that was only possible because of the development but the bulk of the actual movie was pretty crappy.
What gives?
>>84096973
Did you know that if you start a NetHack game as a samurai you will automatically start with a pet dog named Hachi?
Who is the best slasher villain?
>>84096559
Jason
>>84096600
Rip off of Michael. Try again
Make way for the anime of the year
There is a board for that.
Reminder the rise of /v/edditors coming over to /tv/ as a result of Bane memes has led to a shift in taste on /tv/
99% of the anime threads here are made by /v/edditors who only watch LE EPIC MANIME shonen trash and are too scared to post on /a/ because no one wants to talk about the same 5 old classic anime that only entry level newfaggots know about. Then they cry about /a/ having shit taste and proceed to buy their next avengers movie ticket.
/a/ has actually done a fantastic job at keeping out you /v/eddit scum and so all you faggots come crying here because no one wanted to accommodate your newfaggotry.
Also you all treat /tv/ as a place to ask for recommendations when >>>/wsr/ was made to deal with garbage threads like these that aren't actually discussing anything. This thread should be deleted but since /tv/ mods are garbage it won't
>killing Mamika
Show ruined
My chance to French Touch a woman!
I am a conundrummer in a band called life puzzler.
What are you, chicken? MOOOOOOO-a-toodle.
You jive turkeys wouldn't know gratitude if it broke into this room and caused your death.
>The Simpsons residence
City of Hillwood from "Hey Arnold!"
>Map of Springfield from The Simpsons
>Apartment from Frasier
We're off the books.
whens the new season
i'm from google
Eric Andre is literally always high on mdma.
The lead was great. Other than that fact, thoughts?
THESE MEN ARE PAWNS
I have put a price of twenty thousand dirham on their heads.
I liked the bad songs more than anything else. I'd download the OST, if it existed.
you know what to do, post best ones
I liked Steph the most.
Bluray cant come soon enough