/tv/ is quantitatively the shittiest board on fucking 4chan.
I've been browsing your content for 2 days.
The most common threads are fucking star wars, game of thrones, and dc vs marvel shitfests.
How fucking bored do you have to be to find this shit entertaining? I mean you guys as a collective are absolutely awful.
Can we at least have a real kino thread? Post absolute kino only to redeem yourselves.
you can return to reddit anytime you like
Make a classic movie thread.
There's awesome conversations had in them.
>>80993060
You forgot the pedo threads
What was so wrong with season 2 about to start watching it
the walrus lost.
nothing it's objectively better than season 1 only reddit disagrees
it took too long to explain a plot that went nowhere. Uninteresting charcters, the gay dude sucked, vince vaughn was bad, elizabeth banks was tarded, colin ferrel was okay but his story was just not that good. The climax is weak, the buildup is confusing and meandering. I'll admit I liked some of the stylistic and production design choices and the theme song was dope. But the show was just a huge letdown, and it's hard to not compare it to the first
Anyone else disappointed by the way JK Rowling acts on twitter?
When I read the books as a kid, I always assumed JK Rowling was like Dumbledore. I thought she would be this like kind and wise parental figure. But instead she spends her time being petty and throwing her weight around with trolls. She seems to have no awareness that she has 10 million twitter followers, whereas Dumbledore would have been mindful of what it meant to have power.
Anyone else feel this way?
Anyway, Harry Potter thread.
>>80993227
Dude she called a teenage boy a sad virgin. She's a huge cunt that believes herself superior.
Try >>>/lit/ you fucking reject
>>80993375
she became a billionaire from churning out trash for 5 year olds, that makes her superior, but yes, still a cunt.
So what exactly did The Governor do wrong again?
Because it seems like literally nothing.
>>80992898
Pedophile. Wasn't subtle enough for you?
>Negan
>Shane
>Governer
>all did nothing wrong
I'm beginning to see a pattern here
>>80992990
They were all just ahead of the game when it came to what needs to be done in the new zombie world and everyone else couldnt see it, so they thought they were insane, mean and evil and needed to die.
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https://youtu.be/evsWsRDpOFw
I'm the og
>>80992826
I...
movies you haven't seen but almost everyone else has.
>>80992789
you need to be 14 to post here
Is Clockwork Orange the most underrated Kubrick film? The more I see it and his other films the more I realize how it might not have been groundbreaking and advante garde as 2001, clearly his best work, but was probably his most free and artistic work. The movie takes everything to ten and could have only been made by a visual genius like Kubrick, who was now free to make any movie he wanted with a large budget after 2001.
I think it's pretty highly regarded man.
>>80992710
I saw it once a long time ago and didnt love it
Been meaning to rewatch
>>80992784
Oh no doubt it is, but I am saying it is his second best movie, and should be rated much higher on film lists.
ITT: movies you watched as a teen that you found to be epic
Seth Green and Elden Henson as his dead friends, were the only redeeming thing of that film.
>>80992656
Used to catch this on USA channel all the time.
>>80992656
Yeah, I watched it once when i was a kid and thought it was hilarious, then pirated it back in the day with the spanish dub from spain which actually made it funnier
Rewatched it recently in english after so many years and it's painfully unfunny and makes no sense at all
Is 123 Movies dead?
>>80992621
yes and it was shit anyway, it was only good for normie core movies. Couldn't find any good kinos and old tv shows on it.
What would we use now?
>streamsite
>dead
hmm who would have thought
>Stay until movie is finished and ushers come in to clean up
>chat to ushers about the movie
Anyone else do this?
>>80992559
No, but I once stood there watching the ushers clean the theater. They asked if I needed any help, nope just taking it all in. Few minutes later they could smell what I had been cooking. Just grin and said that ones for you then waddled on out.
>>80992806
>chat to usher after seeing Blair Witch
>tell him its a sequel to first movie but that there was a sequel made previously but this one makes that one not canon
>usher is confused
>stay until movie is finished, dont eat a kernel of my popcorn but drink a giant double gulp
>ushers come in
>ask if i need help, tell them im just waiting for my wife to come back from the restroom
>wait till they clean my aisle
>throw a kernel on the ground and tell them they missed a spot
>really gotta pee, as they bend over to get the kernel, drop my fly and pee on ushers back, just enough so he doesn't notice
>repeat until i get thrown out
Going by the trailer this was pretty on-the-money.
>An alliance between humans, amazons and atlanteans repels Darkseid's invasion in pre-historic times and three Mother Boxes are left behind and split between them.
>On present day, Batman and Wonder Woman are recruiting a team of meta-humans to protect Earth from an extraterrestrial threat. The Flash agrees, while Aquaman and Cyborg decline.
>Cyborg's father, Dr. Silas Stone, is kidnapped by Parademons and the humans's Mother Box is stolen. Cyborg then joins Batman, Wonder Woman and Flash as they venture into the Parademons's nest on an abandoned tunnel connecting Metropolis and Gotham City.
>Meanwhile, Darkseid's enforcer Steppenwolf arrives on Earth to retrieve the Mother Boxes, having learned about them from Lex Luthor's experiments with Kryptonian technology, and steals the atlanteans' Mother Box, prompting Aquaman to join the heroes.
>The heroes fail to prevent Steppenwolf from stealing the Amazons' Mother Box and find out Steppenwolf is planning to use the Mother Box to open a portal and bring an army of Parademons to invade Earth, and has kidnapped scientist so they can revive Superman.
>The heroes rescue Superman from the Parademons and revive him with Lois Lane's help. They then confront Steppenwolf and his army. Cyborg realizes he's connected to the Mother Boxes and manages to reverse the portal to send the Parademon army back to Apokolips. The heroes then defeat Steppenwolf and send him back as well.
>For his failure, Steppenwolf is executed by Darkseid, who vows revenge against Earth. Lex Luthor arranges to be released from Arkham Asylum and also plans revenge. The heroes are embraced by the public and decide to keep fighting together as the Justice League.
Is the DCEU finally saved?
>>80992267
>amazons
>atlanteans
>pre-historic
wat
>>80992267
>An alliance between humans, amazons and atlanteans repels Darkseid's invasion in pre-historic times and three Mother Boxes are left behind and split between them.
If true, which it may be, I already hate this fucking movie. Not only because its ANOTHER goddamn capeshit scavenger hunt, with objects that havent been important to begin with in the grand scheme of the DC universe, but the idea that ancient earth and their 3 big kingdoms SOMEHOW repelled Darkseid of all people is just so fucking retarded.
too "plotty"
the movie is going to be much simpler than that and hopefully not have stupid mcguffin boxes
Out of control SJWs now going after one of my favorite screenwriters
Wow how will he cope? And how will you cope op? It's rough when someone has a different opinion than you have, and you find out about it. Tough break buddy, hang in there, be strong.
Why don't people shoot SJWs with guns?
like, come on. educate yourseeeelf
What did Netflix mean by this?
https://youtu.be/elQBjTZulkE
>women intentionally make poor life choices
>expect sympathy
is this a comedy like the movie?
>>80992004
in after /r9k/
>>80992038
I guess I'm the only one that watched it then
How many times have you rewatched it bros?
8 times for me
Well, twice. Because I fell asleep the first time during the CGI monster silliness.
Ezra Miller is cuter than Gal Gadot
>>80992627
I don't disagree but Gal is still hot.
why do girls find him so attractive?
1. money
2. famous
3. nonthreatening eyes
4. not ugly
>Say nothing, just stare longingly at them until they fill in the space with their own fantasies.
He took the traditional path for an actress and ran with it.
Reel hue mean bean.
>>80991680
is his left eye trying to escape