So /tv/, which are the best DS9 episodes?
duet
in the pale moonlight
>>78978726
the ferengi ones
Imagine being Bashir in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Miles O'Brien, you fuckin' fine, all talented with your horrific childish accuracy and your lack of strength. I would totally play darts with you, both my normal human persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his operating room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bashir and not only stand there in that bar while Miles O'Brien flaunts his horrific darts game in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his sweating brow and funbling fingers, and just stand there, throw after throw, hour after hour, while he attempts to bullseye. Not only having to tolerate his pathetic skill but his haughty attitude as everyone in the bar tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MILES O'BRIEN THROWS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his hamfisted, pathetically aimless throws fly into parts of the dart board you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later Kira's sweet Bajoran pussy for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Earth. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his furrowed brow as he concentrates on that next useless attempt, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to pretend to be normal and bask in his "talented (for that is what he calls himself)" darts game, the skills he worked so hard for with Worf and Quark in the previous months. And then Miles asks for another game, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the Odo and his security team could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bashir. You're not going to get your parents arrested over it. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
All-female Oceans 8 film in the works. Will this be a great success like Ghostbusters? I cannot wait for this film. It will be true kino.
>>78978329
YEAH, the film is perfect for a all woman cast
I don't really have a problem with this movie, but why not make something original?
Nobody gives a fuck about Oceans whatever in 2017.
>>78978329
I can already see it now. Unfunny women will use their beauty to distract dumb chads and steal their shit.
screenshot this post.
>computer, create one 50 ft tall Emma Watson with a full bladder
>computer, generate one lawn chair
>computer, disengage safety protocols
Computer, give me a printout of Oyster smiling
>>78977920
>>78977944
Computer, delet this
>>78977920
>Leaves holodeck again
>Holopiss disappearing
>Nothing happened at all...
What books would you like to see adapted into a movie or television series?
I want to sit next to emma on an airplane and smell her menstruating
>>78977892
Snow Crash
>>78977892
Qt and a beauty
>>78976850
*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>>78976905
Autism, not even once.
Morgan Fairchild
>>78976465
>prime Morgan Fairchild and prime Eva will never gang up on you and leave you a quivering wreck
I've appreciated the fuck out of Morgan Fairchild.
BABY WANT MILKY GOO GOO GA GA
Anyone else watching Big Guy in this essential incestkino?
first for tom is a homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J8tgdH2zOM
>>78974140
it's just banter m8
>>78974174
i wont stop until the world knows
>HEY ALAN MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL
>>78973782
>HEY ALAN, I USED A CONDOM LAST NIGHT LMAO
*laugh track*
HEY ALAN
>>78973782
>HEY ALAN, YOUR SON IS FAT LMAO
Tio 10 movie thread /tv/? Top 10 movie thread. Post em rate em circlejerk over em.
Here's mine:
1)8 1/2- Federico Felini
2)Lost In Translation- Sofia Coppola
3)Bladerunner -Ridley Scott
4)Castle in The sky- Hiyao Miyazaki
5)Seven Samurai- Akira Kurosawa
6)Infernal Affairs- Wai Keung Lau
7)Trainspotting- Danny Boyle
8)The Lord of The Rings:The Fellowship of the ring- Peter Jackson
9)In Bruges-Martin McDonagh
10)Pulp Fiction- Quentin Tarantino
>>78973242
Meh
1. Werckmeister Harmonies
2. 12 Angry Men
3. Pale Rider
4. Bicycle Thieves
5. Raiders of The Lost Ark
6. Million Dollar Baby
7. Paths of Glory
8. Kagemusha
9. The Empire Strikes Back
10. Dr Strangelove
Batman vs Superman
Deadpool
Frozen
Inception
Gaurdiens of the Galaxy
Fight Club
Scott Pilgrim
Oldboy
Watchmen
Only God Forgives
>>78973554
Kys
What was his endgame?
Solid ref anon. The Wolf man was GOAT.
But who's the best Gladiator-fu?
To start the greatest polka band of all time
>>78973177
To get busted selling steriods out of his gym in Britian.
Ever wonder why he "retired" from Gladiators? There's your answer.
Fuck James and fuck blue people.
>>78972371
Go! Quaritch!!!
>>78972371
Based Jim will finally BTFO of capeshit forever.
what the hell is the madman planning
/tv/ is wesker posting a thing?
Tell me that isn't actually from the movie...
>>78971571
It's probably the BEST thing from the movie.
OH YEAH
He just wanted some milk.
>>78971426
He was a mentally and emotionally stunted autist that happened to be great at murdering people.
>>78971442
http://www.onlythebreast.com/
MHM
>hmmmmmmmmmmmm
*murmuring intensifies*
>>78971373
>>78971330
>>78971315
>people that have seen TDKR and only TDKR
fuck off.
Best movie from you,er year of birth
>next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
>>78970996
DON'T LET HIM HURT HIM!
>>78970996
Probably the English Patient for me.
>>78970996
>platoon
>aliens
>top gun
>big trouble in little china
>howard the duck
>highlander